DeLay to Democrats: You don’t have the stones to cut off funding
posted at 5:56 pm on March 5, 2007 by Allahpundit
Every paragraph the choicest of choice cuts:
When the Iraq resolution passed in October 2002, the country supported the war. Democrats then worried that supporting President Bush would make the crackpots at MoveOn.org mad, thus hurting them come election time. But at the same time, they worried that opposing Bush would make middle America mad, thus hurting them at election time. As usual, it was all about them, and they wanted it both ways. It’s always politics with them.
They wanted to position themselves to take credit when and if the war went swimmingly, while at the same time being able to criticize the president if things went badly. They didn’t vote for the war (or the USA Patriot Act, for that matter) because they believed in it, but because it was popular and they wanted people to like them. Their position hasn’t changed in four years. The same craven logic explains the treacherous idiocy behind their nonbinding war resolution. Now that the war is unpopular, they want to distance themselves from the mission and stick it in Bush’s face.
But in a million years Democrats wouldn’t have the guts to cut off funding for the mission. On the chance that Gen. David Petraeus’s surge works, they want to be able to take the credit for it. In that party, guts have been replaced with calculation.
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I get the feeling Delay misses being the target of all that venom, what with Coulter and Cheney out there getting all the pub.
Is he ever going on trial?
JammieWearingFool on March 5, 2007 at 5:59 PM
When the man’s right, he’s right, after all.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on March 5, 2007 at 6:02 PM
Prepare for a pride obliterating bitch slap.
Ooh.
Savage on March 5, 2007 at 6:06 PM
Ouch. I never had an opinion of Tom DeLay one way or another, but I’m likin’ this!
flipflop on March 5, 2007 at 6:06 PM
Sometimes I think that when he left Congress, the Republican Party’s spine went with him.
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GT on March 5, 2007 at 6:06 PM
that’s a beautiful quote
Defector01 on March 5, 2007 at 6:07 PM
Balls.
Somebody had to say it.
JasonG on March 5, 2007 at 6:13 PM
LMAO.
amerpundit on March 5, 2007 at 6:13 PM
Gringrich/DeLay ’08.
marianpaul on March 5, 2007 at 6:14 PM
Entelechy on March 5, 2007 at 6:15 PM
Guts and Balls -The Medical Distinction We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below…
GUTS – is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS – is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re
next.”
bbz123 on March 5, 2007 at 6:20 PM
bbz123…that resembles my first hubby..in the long run it didn’t work for him either way! But, I agree, DeLay has gold ones! That left congress enuched (sp?), both genders and both sides of the aisle.
sharinlite on March 5, 2007 at 6:27 PM
Can there be a better definition of a liberal?
right2bright on March 5, 2007 at 6:30 PM
anyone have an update on Delay’s legal problems? Once that gets thrown out we need to stuff it down the libs faces.
jp on March 5, 2007 at 6:32 PM
I prefer the term “testicular fortitude”, but whatever you call it, that was an incisive bit of indisputable truth by Mr. DeLay.
ReubenJCogburn on March 5, 2007 at 6:35 PM
I bet Ronnie Earle will keep it on low simmer, dragging it out as long as he can to keep Tom out of any political contests.
Maybe he should get a talk show.
Iblis on March 5, 2007 at 6:40 PM
Wow, all of you are getting close to saying something that will have you sent to rehad.
- The Cat
MirCat on March 5, 2007 at 6:42 PM
What? That we’re gay for Delay?
Savage on March 5, 2007 at 6:46 PM
And what’s the first comment from the left? Wait for it… yep, chickenhawk. Gad, that is a tired rejoinder.
spmat on March 5, 2007 at 6:50 PM
I think Delay just called the democrats a bunch of faggots….someone please hand out hankies to our more stone-challenged conservatives before they start bowing at the alter of political correctness?
DwnSouthJukin on March 5, 2007 at 6:50 PM
I had to read the column a second time. Now I’m gonna print it out and frame it. That one’s a keeper.
flipflop on March 5, 2007 at 6:51 PM
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
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GT on March 5, 2007 at 6:54 PM
The Half Hour News Hour writers should be reading The Onion, among other things.
JaHerer22 on March 5, 2007 at 6:57 PM
The difference, of course, is that DeLay used persuasion and class to make his point instead of a stupid throwaway insult.
Works much better.
Slublog on March 5, 2007 at 7:34 PM
Stones? Why not B*LLS?
thegreatbeast on March 5, 2007 at 8:00 PM
Jimmy Carter says Yes. Wait. Jimmy Carter says no, they don’t.
lorien1973 on March 5, 2007 at 8:34 PM
Dude, my junk just grew 20% after reading that. I will now worship only Tom Delay. Man up!
Enrique on March 5, 2007 at 8:36 PM
BOOM!
PinkyBigglesworth on March 5, 2007 at 9:33 PM
Did Delay do anything wrong? I honestly do not follow the scandles because they hurt the conservative movement more than anything Ann could on her best day of exposing PC with insulting remarks.
csdeven on March 5, 2007 at 10:32 PM
Ahhhh yes, but you have to explain it to the testicularly challenged conservatives that the two comments are the same thing.
The reason he gets away with “stones” is because males are not a protected group under the by-laws of the PC bible.
Now, you make the equivalent a remark that refers to a protected group, like women, and watch the kow towed conservatives run to pick up the liberals PC water.
csdeven on March 5, 2007 at 10:39 PM
Finally, a Republican with the *BALLS* to ignore the PC and tell it like it is.
georgej on March 6, 2007 at 12:40 AM
Save for those times when the throwaway insult most accurately conveys in one or two words the message destroyed by the efforts of others to dance around the May Pole.
There are times when it is appropriate to call a spade a spade or will I now be accused of racial insensitivity?
Funny, but I thought that the US was founded on the least common denominator on purpose so as to avoid the exclusivity of the erudite.
Not that this is being pointed out in any way to boar you…..
DeLay can be a straight up prig when he chooses and I mean that in a good way.
fng on March 6, 2007 at 6:27 AM
Yes you will! When is a good time for Jesse Jackson to brand an “R” into your forhead live on Hardball?…would Friday work for you?
DwnSouthJukin on March 6, 2007 at 8:16 AM
Well sure, but in a speech at a political conference?
I’ll pass.
Slublog on March 6, 2007 at 9:11 AM
Friday looks good for me – all the other brands should have worn off by then.
As for putting it on the table at a conference, where and how would you prefer it be stated? Or is it more desirable that it never be stated yet continually cleverly bandied about? Tact is vital to leadership but so too are guts and nuts.
The right is continually painted into false corners. Screw it. Some times – and knowing when those times are is obviously key – the gloves have to come off and after the gutless performances turned in over the last few years, if not now, when? If not that way then how?
A non-binding resolution perhaps?
Would love to have a Churchill at the moment to hear the message said well and see them done but I’ll settle for having them well done.
fng on March 6, 2007 at 1:39 PM
Tim Burton on March 6, 2007 at 11:41 PM