the guy who just sheared one saying “you wouldn’t understand”;

Best part was the cigarette. That was priceless. The ‘violence of the lambs’. OMG. I wish I had thought of that. Now THAT’S a good cheesy horror movie. None of this SAW crap. Good old fashioned farm animal/human mutilation. Need a way to keep your kids from asking you to take them to the petting zoo? Show them this clip. They won’t leave the house until they’re out of college.

Zombie sheep. Can any moviegoer honestly ask for anything more? (via Hot Air)……

A scottish comedianne, cute, redheaded, can’t remember her name, once stated…

“The Irish say we are screwing the sheep, We say that it’s the Irish that are screwing the sheep. I think it’s the SHEEP who are the Sluts!”

Mazztek on March 4, 2007 at 3:19 PM

An Irish friend of mine once explained how Wellies (those rubber boots, think that’s what they’re called) are used for romancing the livestock.

I believe Guinness was involved in this conversation.

“The Irish say we are screwing the sheep, We say that it’s the Irish that are screwing the sheep. I think it’s the SHEEP who are the Sluts!”

We eat them, shear them, in certain parts of the world–desperate men ,uh, have their way with them, we even clone them. We use their name to signify cowardice, easily maunipulate.

How much can an ungulate take….

TugboatPhil on March 4, 2007 at 9:38 AM

There be a lot of sheep in Utah and for some reason the herders HELP sheep over the fence.

That reminds me of a joke. This is your content warning for those of you offended by extreme forms of animal love.
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Last chance…..

A traveler comes across a sheep herder setting up camp for the night. To trade off for a meal and lodging the traveler claims he can speak to the herders horse and dog. The herder agrees and proceeds to astonish the herder when the horse neighs and taps out the fact that the herder has been feeding him moldy oats. He is convinced further when it is revealed through barking and whining that the dog is over-worked and under apperciated. When the traveler offers to speak to the sheep, the herder says….

“Don’t listen to the sheep!! The sheep LIE!!

Man A: Anything.
Man B: Anything? Come on. Not anything.
A: Yeah — I can make $10 million with any subject matter.
B: I just don’t buy that. The audience will be picky.
A: The Audience is sheep. Sheep, man.
B: Sheep?
A: Sheep.
B: What about sheep?
A: It’s the audience, man.
B: No — what about a movie all about sheep. (slams his hand down on the table) A horror movie about sheep!
A: It could be done.
B: The hell it could. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Peter Jackson: I’ll bet you 75% of the profits that I can do it.
Mel Gibson: You’re on.

We are poor little lambs

who have lost their way

baa, baa, baa

If you want to see a good movie, check out this trailer! Here’s the official website for the movie.

Hurrah, soon as I saw AP’s Shaun of the Dead reference I was expecting him to link to a trailer of this; then I forgot the name of that particular film. So ta for that, I saw the trailer once and I must see that film

I don’t think PETA would complain about black sheep… well, until the man-eating merinos get shot at by the humans..

“Gettin’ my ‘wool’ on.”

“We’re as mad as H*ll and we’re not going to be sheared anymore!”

OR

“This time the knee boot’s on the other foot…er, hoof!”
(It’s a West virginia thing, you might not understand)

crazy delicious

Yes..it was!

This should kick arse. Until someone spoils it by complaining of it’s ‘blatant left-wing bias’ or until O’Reilly complains about it being another ‘horror snuff film’..

Reaps on March 4, 2007 at 2:27 AM

We sure wouldn’t want to mention PETA complaining about the movie uh? You had to go political on it uh?

If you want to see a good movie, check out this trailer! Here‘s the official website for the movie.

BAD TASTE FTW!!!

Now if I only had some mint jelly!