Comments on: CPAC caption contest!

By: PaisleyCow

PaisleyCow — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:55:53 +0000

‘Americans Cheer Discovery of New Domestic Oil Reserve’

Readymade on March 2, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Hahaha. I’m a sucker for the fake headlines. Nice one, Readymade; you’ve got my vote.

By: Ali-Bubba

Ali-Bubba — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:51:36 +0000

Allah, I’ve got two suggestions:

1. Ask Ian who took that photo.

2. Pay the photographer … one meeelllion dollars!

By: CPAC Celebrity Sightings » The American Mind

CPAC Celebrity Sightings » The American Mind — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 19:36:47 +0000

[...] Last night, Maureen Dowd, a woman I used to occasionally read before the NY Times decided I should pay for it, was at the CPAC dinner. From this picture I’m guessing the rubber chicken wasn’t that good. [...]

By: austinnelly

austinnelly — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 14:51:21 +0000

Put a black hood on her and you’ve got the Emporer from Star wars; good lord, that’s a bad picture of her. If the guy had blond hair, he could be a credible Mark Hamill post huge bender at the Mos Eisley cantina, circa 1976. Call it, Luke Skywalker and the Emporer, the early years.

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:57:33 +0000

Was it just the lighting? Maybe?

auspatriotman on March 2, 2007 at 3:54 PM

Nah. She REALLY looks rode hard and put up wet….said in every sense of the cowboy way.

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:44:46 +0000

“I’ll get you my pretty…. and your little dog, too!!!” mrfixit on March 2, 2007 at 6:14 AM

Didn't you mean, "and your little blog too!!!" Caption: Twenty dollars?!!!!

By: Defector01

Defector01 — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:23:17 +0000

the temperature feels like it went down 10 degrees; is dick cheney here?

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:03:13 +0000

After the photo op Ian promptly donned a dolphin mask to conceal his identity!

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:23:26 +0000

Being that her Dowdess is coyote ugly how will Ian type with just one arm. Put a flag over her and do it for glory!

By: Teddy

Teddy — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 22:46:11 +0000

Ian, you told me Michael Douglas was gonna be here!

By: Kevin43

Kevin43 — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 21:23:40 +0000

Ian lost the bet

That’ll teach him NOT to gamble

By: auspatriotman

auspatriotman — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:54:03 +0000

Oh man, Mo–you need to stop beating yourself up. You also need to change your philosophies. All in all you just need a change! She looks so terrible. Was it just the lighting? Maybe?

By: gash

gash — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:52:37 +0000

I was wondering what happened to Emperor Palpatine

By: Rick

Rick — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:48:45 +0000

Dude,

Tell me you didn’t score…PLEASE!!!

By: amerpundit

amerpundit — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:33:48 +0000

Which one is Ian?

Now, now, no making fun of Ian.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:05:07 +0000

Sex ed. teacher:

This is what an autumn-spring relationship looks like.

By: Redhead Infidel

Redhead Infidel — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:49:43 +0000

I dunno…the first comment by bbz123 about squeegee-ing the grease off of Dowd’s forehead cracked me up. It made me glad that I haven’t had lunch yet, because I had to go take a second look at the pic. Then the ‘Discovery of New Domestic Oil Reserves’ comment made certain that I’d have no lunch today at all!

By: NTWR

NTWR — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:56:24 +0000

“Lieberman surprised many CPAC attendees by not only showing up, but dressing as Maureen Dowd.”

By: NTWR

NTWR — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:53:14 +0000

Debbie Downer takes a mate.

(cue wah-wah riff)

James on March 2, 2007 at 7:53 AM

*wahhhh waaaaahhhh*

My fave so far.

By: kcluva

kcluva — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:48:51 +0000

Entelechy….I was cracking up at the comments and was about to leave it. I had the the comment window up and said, I can’t beat anything out there….then it came to me. But I was still 6 minutes behind you! haha.

However:

You’re really gonna like the guys on my lacross team.”

- Labamigo

Hilarious! I think that one is the one to beat now.

By: Labamigo

Labamigo — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:36:29 +0000

“You’re really gonna like the guys on my lacross team.”

By: db

db — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:35:35 +0000

“Behind the scenes at Madame Tussauds, Ian poses beside the nearly completed Bonnie Raitt display”

By: mesablue

mesablue — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:27:09 +0000

Suicide by trollop.

By: R D

R D — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:15:52 +0000

That should be

Friends, don’t leave your friends alone at closing time.

By: daveintexas

daveintexas — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:14:14 +0000

Here's to you, Mighty Wing Man. You're takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream.