CPAC caption contest!
posted at 1:28 am on March 2, 2007 by Michelle
Look who our Ian Schwartz ran into tonight after VP Cheney’s speech:
Quoth Ian to La Dowd: “I’m a big fan!”
Her warmth is blinding me.
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Really, they both need to contain themselves, maybe Ian could squeegie the grease off of her forehead for grins. eeeewwwwwwwwww
bbz123 on March 2, 2007 at 1:33 AM
Ian! Yaowsaa!
come to the dark side….
Tru2my2 on March 2, 2007 at 1:35 AM
Why do you have a picture of young Mark Cuban with Dustin Hoffman from “Tootsie” on this blog? This was a news and opinion site; leave the immolation of celebucrats to Agent Bedhead!
(Okay, I got nothin’ for the caption contest…)
ScottMcC on March 2, 2007 at 1:36 AM
Did Ian find that behind the dumpster? You can’t just bring every stray into that place!
R D on March 2, 2007 at 1:38 AM
Hey mom! It followed me home, can I keep it?
R D on March 2, 2007 at 1:39 AM
Do you smell what I smell?
R D on March 2, 2007 at 1:45 AM
Quoth Ian to La Dowd……… “Never more….!”
PinkyBigglesworth on March 2, 2007 at 1:47 AM
BBBBWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I just got it……
You are so bad, you are great!
Ian, this is going to haunt your FOREVER!!!!!
Thanks Michelle………. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA………
PinkyBigglesworth on March 2, 2007 at 1:49 AM
Ian- “No, she’s not my grandma. Why do you ask?”
forged rite on March 2, 2007 at 1:53 AM
Courtney Love!
Good Lt on March 2, 2007 at 1:56 AM
The Gitch Who Stole Christmas
SilverStar830 on March 2, 2007 at 2:00 AM
I don’t care if the bar WAS closing, you can do better than that!
R D on March 2, 2007 at 2:04 AM
“Hey, why the long face?”
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…did i win? :P
SilverStar830 on March 2, 2007 at 2:06 AM
Possessed Witch: You found me beautiful once…
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
ReubenJCogburn on March 2, 2007 at 2:07 AM
My eyes, my eyes, oh for the love of god, my eyes!
Kini on March 2, 2007 at 2:22 AM
Please, someone drop a house on us!
OT: Barack Obama’s ancestors owned slaves
Another little tid bit he left out of his book.
mesablue on March 2, 2007 at 2:32 AM
“..Koo koo ka choo Mrs Robinson…”
GoodBoy on March 2, 2007 at 2:53 AM
“Don’t touch her, the dullness rubs off”
or
“Its official, my penis is only for show now”
Sammy316 on March 2, 2007 at 2:59 AM
“Ohhhh, Ms. Dowd……. that feels good……”
“mmmmggghfffggghmmmm”…….
“By the way, is that a boil on your butt?”
PinkyBigglesworth on March 2, 2007 at 3:02 AM
Apparently………. there was an open bar……
PinkyBigglesworth on March 2, 2007 at 3:11 AM
Sorry, I just can’t help myself, in honor of “honora” and this picture……..
Sign over the entrance to CPAC………
“Liquor in the front, Poker in the Rear!”
Which way is Ian heading????????
PinkyBigglesworth on March 2, 2007 at 3:15 AM
Mothers, don’t let your sons blog drunk.
mesablue on March 2, 2007 at 3:18 AM
Or,
A poster for:
MADB — Mothers Against Drunk Bloggers
mesablue on March 2, 2007 at 3:19 AM
Powers…
The Ugly American on March 2, 2007 at 3:34 AM
That’s Dowd?!?! I thought that as Ms Huffington! Her book makes much less sense now.
Kevin M on March 2, 2007 at 4:45 AM
I agree with Kevin. I thought it was Huffington too.
Yowza, she should lay off the “smoky eye” look at her age, it’s not flattering. And get her hair out of her face. What is she, a 15-yr-old emo kid?
meep on March 2, 2007 at 5:19 AM
Just sayin.
Kevin M on March 2, 2007 at 5:32 AM
She should have those lumps checked.
Coronagold on March 2, 2007 at 5:59 AM
“I’ll get you my pretty…. and your little dog, too!!!”
mrfixit on March 2, 2007 at 6:14 AM
Ian Ian Ian! What are you doing???
Now this is the kind of picture you want to be known / remembered for -
http://www.anncoulter.com/thumbs/annreagan.jpg
olympian2008 on March 2, 2007 at 6:28 AM
Larger version -
http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/photo.cgi?image=annreagan.jpg
olympian2008 on March 2, 2007 at 6:29 AM
“Let eHarmony match you with your perfect mate!”
cmay on March 2, 2007 at 6:45 AM
Wanna play ball scarecrow?
Zorro on March 2, 2007 at 6:51 AM
Hahaha
That’s the comment to beat, folks.
Slublog on March 2, 2007 at 7:09 AM
“I swear to God, I’m never getting that drunk again!”
TexasRainmaker on March 2, 2007 at 7:23 AM
CAPTION:
I can’t believe this kid gets as many readers as I do. I went to college for what?
centuri0n on March 2, 2007 at 7:43 AM
Debbie Downer takes a mate.
(cue wah-wah riff)
James on March 2, 2007 at 7:53 AM
Which one is Ian?
Halley on March 2, 2007 at 8:09 AM
If it were me, I’d a given her a pat or a pinch on her ass just to see what would happen. Or would the expression on the “Ice Queen’s” face even change? After 6 or 8 rounds of Johnnie Walker Black I do crazy stuff like that. “Damn the torpedoes”.
Jeff on March 2, 2007 at 8:23 AM
Now that really is above and beyond the call of duty. Did she ask you if you have seen Michael? ;-)
TwinkietheKid on March 2, 2007 at 8:34 AM
LOL, Kevin!
SisterToldjah on March 2, 2007 at 8:36 AM
Don’t do it Ian, you’re a young man!!!
csdeven on March 2, 2007 at 8:45 AM
“The day Ian Schwartz’s camera broke”
RightWinged on March 2, 2007 at 8:47 AM
Ian Takes One For The Team
Kid from Brooklyn on March 2, 2007 at 8:50 AM
Ian The Line Of Fire
Kid from Brooklyn on March 2, 2007 at 8:50 AM
Ian… please tell me you had your fingers crossed when you said that.
Maxx on March 2, 2007 at 8:55 AM
OK… for the contest, this one gets my vote.
Maxx on March 2, 2007 at 8:58 AM
Heh. I had my toes crossed too.
Ian on March 2, 2007 at 9:09 AM
The happy couple are scheduled to be wed at 7:00 p.m. on Friday at…
db on March 2, 2007 at 9:10 AM
Where have you been, Mrs. Robinson…
dalewalt on March 2, 2007 at 9:22 AM
Second Place in the May-August Demi Moore invitational Goes To……
Kid from Brooklyn on March 2, 2007 at 9:22 AM
I don’t mind being a killjoy . . .
This is just sophomoric personal snark ya’ll – mindless, boring.
I’d say grow up but I see Ian’s still just 14.
The Ritz on March 2, 2007 at 9:22 AM
Note to photographer: When presented with a golden photo opp such as this, please place your thumb over the left half of the lens.
RushBaby on March 2, 2007 at 9:29 AM
“Maureen Dowd and Ian Schwartz meet at CPAC dinner, global warming momentarily decreases in tri-state area.”
fogw on March 2, 2007 at 9:37 AM
These topics are for those of us who are bored…and sophomoric at times. I for one will be glad to see adults like you on the serious threads on Hot Air. I’ll expect you will help me confront those who leave rude remarks about MM and KP.
csdeven on March 2, 2007 at 9:57 AM
Maureen thinks: I’ve never been with a man.
Ian thinks: I’ve never been with a woman.
They Both Think: Gee I hope one shows up
Fandango on March 2, 2007 at 10:00 AM
I thought Lily from the Munsters died recently?
benrand on March 2, 2007 at 10:09 AM
Yo had better be kidding.
Valiant on March 2, 2007 at 10:15 AM
Doh! You
Valiant on March 2, 2007 at 10:15 AM
That’s what Stuttering John used to say to celebs he would harass.
“Bbbig fan, bbig fan.”
benrand on March 2, 2007 at 10:19 AM
The next morning, Maureen to Ian:
“I thought you were kidding when you said you weren’t Richard Gere!”
Nethicus on March 2, 2007 at 10:21 AM
Tells you how good they are at photoshop. That does not even come close to her pic on her articles.
A two bagger.
right2bright on March 2, 2007 at 10:21 AM
I’ll be glad to. It’d just be nice if we didn’t have to be embarassed by the same tripe from the conservative’s side. (see below)
The Ritz on March 2, 2007 at 10:25 AM
It looks like she had a few cocktails and got a little sloppy. Do something with the hair…
Nice pic Ian
Pam on March 2, 2007 at 10:25 AM
‘Americans Cheer Discovery of New Domestic Oil Reserve’
Readymade on March 2, 2007 at 10:36 AM
The point is that this thread is for rude obnoxious comments. On the liberals sites wishing death upon others is standard fare for all topics.
I’ll stick it out here.
csdeven on March 2, 2007 at 10:36 AM
God I wish I was half as smart and half as pretty as Ann Coulter
wryteacher on March 2, 2007 at 10:44 AM
Oh I bet you are…..
honora on March 2, 2007 at 10:46 AM
The lead singer of Evanescense is looking a little haggard.
Metro on March 2, 2007 at 10:46 AM
You mean here in the JV boys locker room?
The Ritz on March 2, 2007 at 10:47 AM
“Anyone interested in going out with my son? He’s such a nice boy…anyone??”
honora on March 2, 2007 at 10:50 AM
“The True Meaning of Dowdification.”
Ian, distract the scary cyclops by saying “Look, is that David Geffen over there?” Then run like hell!!
lan astaslem on March 2, 2007 at 10:50 AM
Sing with me:
I’ts Aloha Fri-DAY!
No Work til Mon-DAY!
We’re gonna Play To-DAY!
I’ts Aloha Fri-DaaaaaaY!
RushBaby on March 2, 2007 at 11:00 AM
LOL You are really mean. I admire that in a person!!
honora on March 2, 2007 at 11:07 AM
“I’ve got sunshine, on a cloudy day…”
infidel4life on March 2, 2007 at 11:18 AM
Dowd looks so EMO
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abinitioadinfinitum on March 2, 2007 at 11:23 AM
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/02/28/bombshell-many-teenagers-find-high-school-boring/
abinitioadinfinitum on March 2, 2007 at 11:24 AM
let me try again
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Dowd looks so EMO
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http://hotair.com/archives/2007/02/28/bombshell-many-teenagers-find-high-school-boring/
abinitioadinfinitum on March 2, 2007 at 11:26 AM
“A relieved Ian Schwartz is informed he is in little danger, as she has already fed and retracted her fangs.”
TallDave on March 2, 2007 at 11:30 AM
No wonder she doesn’t need men – they don’t need her.
PRCalDude on March 2, 2007 at 12:06 PM
It is all in jest, people, I think there are enough horrific things in this world that we can vent a little steam every once in a while….
PinkyBigglesworth on March 2, 2007 at 12:15 PM
Riiiiiiight, we’re supposed to believe that the reason she can’t get a man is because she’s too successful and smart. She should add that the lack of blind and deaf men is a hindrance as well.
There should be a rule that your photo that runs along side your op-ed pieces is required to be updated at least once per decade.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
mattshu on March 2, 2007 at 12:19 PM
Ian’s mother “honey, where did you find young Helen Thomas?”
Entelechy on March 2, 2007 at 12:24 PM
Is that what Helen Thomas looked like 60 years ago?
kcluva on March 2, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Hey Olympian,
that pic of Ann COulter was obviously before she got her all body tattoo of a small black coktail dress.
I love her, but I’m just sayin’…..
omnipotent on March 2, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Damn!! Entelechy beat me.
kcluva on March 2, 2007 at 12:30 PM
er….coCktail
omnipotent on March 2, 2007 at 12:31 PM
Dowd has the same problem that psycho from the Edwards campaign has (what was her name and where was her blog?)….
they both have an ugly countenance.
csdeven on March 2, 2007 at 12:32 PM
Yeah, when I get bored and feel like being childish. But unlike the insane lefties, I’ll try to keep it in the appropriate thread.
Complaining about sophomoric behavior on a thread encouraging sophomoric behavior is as sophomoric as the sophomoric behavior.
csdeven on March 2, 2007 at 12:39 PM
{{{csdeven}}}
RushBaby on March 2, 2007 at 12:42 PM
Ian “When I met the enemy she was so ugly that I became a fan”
kcluva – by a full 6 minutes :)
The art & science of the obvious :)
Seriously, in defense of Ian, I disagree with Maureen’s ideas but I like to read her articles now and then. She has talent but her life’s bitterness is ever-present. Joylessness makes people ugly, inside and out.
Entelechy on March 2, 2007 at 12:44 PM
BWAHAHA!!
Theworldisnotenough on March 2, 2007 at 12:44 PM
*point* SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…!
fusionaddict on March 2, 2007 at 12:45 PM
For context, go rent INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS.
fusionaddict on March 2, 2007 at 12:47 PM
You have to stop, it’s giving me a headache…..
honora on March 2, 2007 at 12:54 PM
“Where is the vagina monologues booth?”
Wade on March 2, 2007 at 12:59 PM
The Ritz, you go be serious on another thread, we’ll be along shortly.
I wonder how Ian feels this morning?
Friends don’t leave friends at closing time.
R D on March 2, 2007 at 1:11 PM
Here’s to you, Mighty Wing Man. You’re takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream.
daveintexas on March 2, 2007 at 1:14 PM
That should be
Friends, don’t leave your friends alone at closing time.
R D on March 2, 2007 at 1:15 PM
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