Comments on: Was the attack on the Death Star an inside job? http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/ The world’s first, full-service conservative Internet broadcast network Sun, 27 May 2012 16:57:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: The LLama Butchers http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-278896 The LLama Butchers Fri, 02 Mar 2007 21:03:06 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-278896 <strong>Death Star Attack "Truthers" Strike Back!...</strong> This is hilarious.How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape...... Death Star Attack “Truthers” Strike Back!…

This is hilarious.How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape……

]]> By: xardoz http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-278720 xardoz Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:57:47 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-278720 <strong>JinxMcHue:</strong> Sudden, intense, highly localized global warming! JinxMcHue: Sudden, intense, highly localized global warming!

]]> By: Rick http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-278306 Rick Fri, 02 Mar 2007 17:35:33 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-278306 Jedi = Jihadi Hmmm, it's all starting to make perfect sense. Jedi = Jihadi

Hmmm, it’s all starting to make perfect sense.

]]> By: JinxMcHue http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-278187 JinxMcHue Fri, 02 Mar 2007 16:43:19 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-278187 Princess Leia lied us into war! The Empire obviously did not have a WMD! The destruction of Alderaan was not accomplished by some "Death Star!" How many rebel pilots died in the attack? Leia lied, people died! Princess Leia lied us into war! The Empire obviously did not have a WMD! The destruction of Alderaan was not accomplished by some “Death Star!” How many rebel pilots died in the attack? Leia lied, people died!

]]> By: BohicaTwentyTwo http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-278178 BohicaTwentyTwo Fri, 02 Mar 2007 16:40:00 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-278178 <blockquote>George Lucas, Zionist. </blockquote> Funny, he doesn't look Druish. Sorry, couldn't help myself.

George Lucas, Zionist.

Funny, he doesn’t look Druish.

Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

]]> By: Readymade http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-278014 Readymade Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:45:21 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-278014 One need look no further than the person behind the disgusting propaganda video upon which the 'official version' is based. George Lucas, Zionist. One need look no further than the person behind the disgusting propaganda video upon which the ‘official version’ is based. George Lucas, Zionist.

]]> By: right2bright http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-277872 right2bright Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:00:19 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-277872 Where there any Jews on the Death Star? And if not...well I think we have our answer...don't we. Where there any Jews on the Death Star? And if not…well I think we have our answer…don’t we.

]]> By: JackM http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-277737 JackM Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:55:12 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-277737 May the Farce be with you. May the Farce be with you.

]]> By: BohicaTwentyTwo http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-277703 BohicaTwentyTwo Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:43:32 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-277703 In radio intercepts of the 'attack,' you can clearly hear one terrorist asking another if he will be able to "pull out in time." As you all know <em>pull out </em>is a zero-gravity onstruction term for <em>execute controlled demolition and blame on Rebel Alliance</em>. We're through the looking glass people. In radio intercepts of the ‘attack,’ you can clearly hear one terrorist asking another if he will be able to “pull out in time.” As you all know pull out is a zero-gravity onstruction term for execute controlled demolition and blame on Rebel Alliance. We’re through the looking glass people.

]]> By: JackM http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-277690 JackM Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:39:48 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-277690 There's also evidence the commander of the Death Star was warned the attack by the rebels had been analyzed, and there was a risk. Why was this warning summarily ignored? There’s also evidence the commander of the Death Star was warned the attack by the rebels had been analyzed, and there was a risk. Why was this warning summarily ignored?

]]> By: JackM http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-277651 JackM Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:24:29 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-277651 What about the organized crime connection? I think the rebels hired Jabba the Hut to take out the Death Star and then had him killed to keep him quiet. What about the organized crime connection? I think the rebels hired Jabba the Hut to take out the Death Star and then had him killed to keep him quiet.

]]> By: JackM http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-277604 JackM Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:09:50 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-277604 The Jedi Council once supported Darth Varder, why isn't that being investigated??? The Jedi Council once supported Darth Varder, why isn’t that being investigated???

]]> By: xardoz http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-277600 xardoz Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:07:25 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-277600 What people fail to realize is that Alderaan was destroyed by global warming. Intense, sudden and highly localized, but global warming nonetheless! Oh, and Palpatine planned the whole Endor invasion from his moisture vaporator ranch on Tatooine. What people fail to realize is that Alderaan was destroyed by global warming. Intense, sudden and highly localized, but global warming nonetheless!

Oh, and Palpatine planned the whole Endor invasion from his moisture vaporator ranch on Tatooine.

]]> By: georgej http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-277328 georgej Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:24:13 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-277328 The second shooter was on the grassy astroid. The second shooter was on the grassy astroid.

]]> By: hadsil http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-277050 hadsil Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:33:16 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-277050 9) Since it was already proven the Death Star was operational in its destruction of Alderaan, why was it necessary for the Death Star to have to orbit for 30 minutes to "clear the planet" Yavin in order to then attack the moon with the rebel base? Why didn't the Death Star just destroy Yavin itself upon arrival? Surely that would have destroyed the rebel base moon as well? Even if not, there would then be a clear shot at the moon with the rebel base. 10) What about the rumors that Lord Vader's daughter was on that base, the sister of the pilot who was allegedly the lone gunman? How convenient she was immune to the mind probe Lord Vader administered himself. On other thing. When the Princess' ship was captured over Tattooine, Lord Vader gave the order to say everyone on board was killed. 9) Since it was already proven the Death Star was operational in its destruction of Alderaan, why was it necessary for the Death Star to have to orbit for 30 minutes to “clear the planet” Yavin in order to then attack the moon with the rebel base? Why didn’t the Death Star just destroy Yavin itself upon arrival? Surely that would have destroyed the rebel base moon as well? Even if not, there would then be a clear shot at the moon with the rebel base.

10) What about the rumors that Lord Vader’s daughter was on that base, the sister of the pilot who was allegedly the lone gunman? How convenient she was immune to the mind probe Lord Vader administered himself. On other thing. When the Princess’ ship was captured over Tattooine, Lord Vader gave the order to say everyone on board was killed.

]]> By: PinkyBigglesworth http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-276712 PinkyBigglesworth Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:36:56 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-276712 What a bunch of comedians, thanks for the belly laughs..... What a bunch of comedians, thanks for the belly laughs…..

]]> By: ReubenJCogburn http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-276531 ReubenJCogburn Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:18:18 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-276531 <blockquote>I wonder if the good liberals of Alderaan griped a whole lot about the danger of global warming? I mean, before the planet was vaporized. There’s a lesson in there for our liberals, I think. Professor Blather on March 1, 2007 at 7:51 PM</blockquote> I've long suspected that the Alderaanians were destroyed to prevent them from revealing that the Death Star's superlaser contributed to Universal Warming.

I wonder if the good liberals of Alderaan griped a whole lot about the danger of global warming?

I mean, before the planet was vaporized.

There’s a lesson in there for our liberals, I think.

Professor Blather on March 1, 2007 at 7:51 PM

I’ve long suspected that the Alderaanians were destroyed to prevent them from revealing that the Death Star’s superlaser contributed to Universal Warming.

]]> By: Coyote D. http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-276409 Coyote D. Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:25:33 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-276409 Before the Death Star explosion, Vader was just an agent of the empire who was "on Tarkin's leash." Afterwards, he was second in command of the whole operation. A space-Cheney! Also, he was always pushing his fundy Forcist beliefs on people with "I find your lack of faith" this and "Pray I don't alter the bargain further" that. Before the Death Star explosion, Vader was just an agent of the empire who was “on Tarkin’s leash.” Afterwards, he was second in command of the whole operation. A space-Cheney!

Also, he was always pushing his fundy Forcist beliefs on people with “I find your lack of faith” this and “Pray I don’t alter the bargain further” that.

]]> By: urbancenturion http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-276348 urbancenturion Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:47:56 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-276348 The people on the Imperial Death Star? They deserved their fate. They were just a bunch of little <strike>Eichamnn's</strike> Grand Moff Tarkin's. The people on the Imperial Death Star? They deserved their fate. They were just a bunch of little Eichamnn’s Grand Moff Tarkin’s.

]]> By: Tim Burton http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-276264 Tim Burton Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:02:11 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-276264 The author forgot this point: 9.) Why did all the Jews stationed on the ship take their leave at the same time? The author forgot this point:

9.) Why did all the Jews stationed on the ship take their leave at the same time?

]]> By: Zorro http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-276242 Zorro Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:52:38 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-276242 the entire operation ran on a budget of "loose change". the entire operation ran on a budget of “loose change”.

]]> By: Professor Blather http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-276239 Professor Blather Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:51:24 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-276239 I wonder if the good liberals of Alderaan griped a whole lot about the danger of global warming? I mean, before the planet was vaporized. There's a lesson in there for our liberals, I think. I wonder if the good liberals of Alderaan griped a whole lot about the danger of global warming?

I mean, before the planet was vaporized.

There’s a lesson in there for our liberals, I think.

]]> By: Lily http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-276222 Lily Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:45:42 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-276222 NO MORE DROIDS FOR OIL!!!!! NO MORE DROIDS FOR OIL!!!!!

]]> By: Professor Blather http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-276207 Professor Blather Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:40:58 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-276207 MIHOP or LIHOP? I can't decide. All I know for sure, is Obi-Wan lied, Ewoks died. Which really isn't so bad. I hate Ewoks. That was funnier than Hillary Clinton in an Wookie costume. Not that you'd be able to tell the difference. I would pay good money to watch the average truther's face as he reads that parody ... Funniest part is - it's no more far-fetched than the truthers. MIHOP or LIHOP? I can’t decide. All I know for sure, is Obi-Wan lied, Ewoks died.

Which really isn’t so bad. I hate Ewoks.

That was funnier than Hillary Clinton in an Wookie costume. Not that you’d be able to tell the difference.

I would pay good money to watch the average truther’s face as he reads that parody …

Funniest part is – it’s no more far-fetched than the truthers.

]]> By: Resolute http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/comment-page-1/#comment-276180 Resolute Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:33:14 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/01/was-the-attack-on-the-death-star-an-inside-job/#comment-276180 I can't believe you guys dont see it. The empire needed the resources of the gas mines located in the city-state of Cloud City. Clearly Palpatine needed to invent a reason to invade the city and "leave an imperiel garrison" there. What better excuse is there then claiming that the city harbors the terrorists that struck at key infrastucture of the Empire State. The actual explosion could easily have been staged, if planned by the Emperor. I can’t believe you guys dont see it. The empire needed the resources of the gas mines located in the city-state of Cloud City. Clearly Palpatine needed to invent a reason to invade the city and “leave an imperiel garrison” there. What better excuse is there then claiming that the city harbors the terrorists that struck at key infrastucture of the Empire State. The actual explosion could easily have been staged, if planned by the Emperor.

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