Not only is he stealing other people’s material, what little original stuff there is is tiresome and predictable.

He’s like the Dane Cook of anti-semitism.

His latest, from the land of genocide:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said in Sudan late Wednesday that “Zionists are the true manifestation of Satan,” state-run IRNA news agency reported…

“Many Western governments that claim to be pioneers of democracy and standard bearers of human rights close their eyes over crimes committed by the Zionists and by remaining silent support the Zionists due to their hedonistic and materialistic tendencies,” the Iranian leader said.

We’re nearing the point where I can write the next week’s posts days in advance. “Ahmadinejad calls for Jew-stomp.” “Iranian nukes 10 years, or maybe six months, away.” “Righties think surge is working, lefties not so much.” “Dems seek way to stop war without anybody noticing.” “Rudy polls look good with 20 months to go.” “New HamNation.” And so on.

Exit question: Is it time to break this news funk wide open by taking the site tabloid? I’d still be able to write the posts a week in advance (“Lindsay — no panties!”), but at least it’d be something different. Let your voice be heard in the comments. The boss is listening.