Per the Beeb’s own numbers, that’s a trade of .00006 inches for every illegal immigrant.

Good deal.

Since it’s Sunday and we’re groovin’ on outrage, enjoy this unrelated apology for terrorism unearthed by John Noonan at Op-For. The “Schoolhouse Rock” format presents a hipster-friendly ironic counterpoint to the horror of the message while efficiently hinting that the “facts” are simple enough for a child to understand. Get it? Get it?

Tags: terrorism