How to win the war in Iraq
posted at 9:25 am on February 23, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Yeah, that’d do it. Osama would end up going solo and experimenting with new, “rawer” ideologies while Zawahiri would form his own group and start putting out videos with a softer, almost treacly, tone.
Occasionally each would have a hit. But they’d come to realize that only by working together could they make the magic happen.
Exit question: Would the left embrace this as a comparatively humane alternative to assassinating foreign leaders, or does this too cross the line into “heart-ache” country?
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Sounds good to me, unless you let Yoko sing.
That might violate some Geneva Convention rules.
Slublog on February 23, 2007 at 9:34 AM
You gotta’ love the comments from the “truthers” on that post. We’re doomed, I’m afraid.
SWLiP on February 23, 2007 at 9:36 AM
Lol! The expression on the other 2 jihadi’s faces is priceless!
JohnW on February 23, 2007 at 9:36 AM
It would only work if Mark David Chapman makes a cameo.
yo on February 23, 2007 at 9:39 AM
One of them would have to get Knighted, but he probably would not beat his wife any less than he already does.
We would aslo have the spectre of some Hollywood Lib putting money up for a re-union tour.
bbz123 on February 23, 2007 at 9:44 AM
Ha, that’s funny.
vcferlita on February 23, 2007 at 9:45 AM
inflicting Yoko on the terrorists? C’mon, we’re not THAT cruel, are we?
dalewalt on February 23, 2007 at 9:50 AM
Even Mark Steyn would agree that this would constitute torture.
SouthernDem on February 23, 2007 at 9:53 AM
Damn near spit my coffee all over the screen….
here is my favorite comment from their site:
Limerick on February 23, 2007 at 10:01 AM
More like “ear-ache” country.
flipflop on February 23, 2007 at 10:15 AM
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
mkstach on February 23, 2007 at 10:17 AM
Give piece a chance.
infidel4life on February 23, 2007 at 10:50 AM
and this is here why?
shooter on February 23, 2007 at 11:16 AM
Because it’s amusing and I thought people would like it? Which they do?
Allahpundit on February 23, 2007 at 11:17 AM
Huh. Co-dependent commenting.
Slublog on February 23, 2007 at 12:35 PM
Oh come on, shooter. It’s pop culture + humor + terrorism. Hot Air trifecta. Only way it could be better is if Andrew Sullivan found some way to interpret it as homophobic. Because then we could add heart-ache to the list. And then Tancredo could talk about how he doesn’t want brown people like Yoko and Osama coming here and turning America into a third world country, and that’d give us the Tancredo crusader image in an update.
Mark Jaquith on February 23, 2007 at 12:36 PM
YOU’RE MOCKING ME.
Allahpundit on February 23, 2007 at 12:37 PM
Heh.
Pablo on February 23, 2007 at 12:55 PM
Gotta find a way to get the steak graphic in there…
Slublog on February 23, 2007 at 12:56 PM
Guys, this subject SCREAMS “Photoshop Contest”
ScottMcC on February 23, 2007 at 12:58 PM
Which one is the “quiet” al-Qaeda?
dostrick on February 23, 2007 at 2:14 PM
Well the other two jihadis don’t have girlfriends, do they?
But isn’t “Yoko” a bit too young? And shouldn’t she be in a burkha?
Hey, come to think of it… No, no. I mean in the cartoon…
JackOfClubs on February 23, 2007 at 2:49 PM
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