Malaysian Islamic authorities to recruit sex spies
posted at 9:48 pm on February 19, 2007 by Allahpundit
It seems the country’s in the grip of an epidemic of “close proximity,” with cuddling at an all-time high, caressing approaching levels deemed dangerous, and new strains of canoodling reported every day.
To avert soaring cases of close proximity and vice here, the Terengganu Government has initiated an ingenious plan where “Mat Skoding” or spies will be recruited to tip-off the state religious department of immoral activities…
State Islam Hadhari and Welfare Committee chairman Datuk Rosol Wahid said: “Some of these ‘spies’ could be waitresses or even janitors at hotels acting as auxiliary undercover agents for our religious department.”
The “Mat Skoding” would be rewarded for their tip-offs, he told The Star here yesterday.
Rosol said the trained “spies” would be on the lookout for unmarried couples behaving suspiciously or for vice activities throughout the state…
Rosol said the “spies” would keep surveillance at parks and secluded areas to nab dating couples intending to engage in sex.
Good, enlightened stuff at the link too about all those “phony” rape charges Malaysian women keep bringing against men. Exit question, nutroots edition: Who are we to condemn when Savonarola blah blah Inquisition blahdee blahdee Falwell and Robertson blahbitty blahbitty boo?
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i’m volunteering
I’m going to say all the imans are ****ing goats!
Defector01 on February 19, 2007 at 9:52 PM
You forgot “blah blah Rethuglikkan witch hunt blah blah Clinton impeached for having sex blah blah.”
Sean M. on February 19, 2007 at 9:58 PM
Canoodling!!!
Those naughty Malaysians know how to party!
infidel4life on February 19, 2007 at 10:05 PM
71/2 Commandment Thou shall not canoodle.
sonnyspats1 on February 19, 2007 at 10:06 PM
That just needed to be quoted.
- The Cat
MirCat on February 19, 2007 at 10:07 PM
Rewarded for their tipoffs… yeah no danger of abuse there.
Mark V. on February 19, 2007 at 10:19 PM
They actually HAVE such a thing? Read that quote again and you’ll know why muslim countries are third-class citizens in the world today. Is it any wonder they envy us so much?
thedecider on February 19, 2007 at 10:23 PM
I am glad the tourism board for Terengganueng has this posted on it’s visitor’s web site.
What about the kids in the back of the car, (finger two inches from the other….” “I’m almost not touching you, I’m almost not touching you……..”
Is there a crime here?
PinkyBigglesworth on February 19, 2007 at 10:26 PM
Mat Skoding?
Hell, thats MY REAL NAME! MATT SKODING. better get a name change.
If that law were in place here, I would have spent all of high school in jail. Dangerous, HAH.
shooter on February 19, 2007 at 10:27 PM
“Just NO touching!”
PinkyBigglesworth on February 19, 2007 at 10:27 PM
“Islamic authorities to recruit sex spies”
Don’t we call this being a Peeping Tom ? Damn those folks must be pretty hard up. Go out and get a little, leave the love-puppies alone.
shooter on February 19, 2007 at 10:31 PM
I don’t know, this just sounds weird to me. I was in Malaysia just a couple weeks ago, and for the most part, you couldn’t tell it from most western countries. Of course, I was in Kuala Lumpur, which may not reflect the more, uh, devout parts of the country.
flipflop on February 19, 2007 at 10:40 PM
The very existence of a state religious department is completely insane.
Girolamo was against art and literature, among other things. These freaks are against ‘proximity’. The Democrat party is for multi-culti and PC.
Question – how do the nutroots define freedom for all?
Entelechy on February 19, 2007 at 10:40 PM
Oh, and there’s a pretty active sex trade there. What are they gonna do about that?
flipflop on February 19, 2007 at 10:41 PM
Is that a canoodle in your burqa, or are you just happy to be an undercover agent?
(Any country with LAY as part of its name is starting from problematic.)
profitsbeard on February 19, 2007 at 10:45 PM
Well who do you suppose is going to train the ‘spies’?
News2Use on February 19, 2007 at 10:48 PM
Alternate Headline: Maylays become Maynotlays
John on February 19, 2007 at 11:00 PM
One of the suckers at B4B called it, not me.
steveegg on February 19, 2007 at 11:16 PM
They’re going to have a new reality show based on the sex police. It’s called “Al-Cheaters.”
Mojave Mark on February 20, 2007 at 12:07 AM
Oops; posted that last in the wrong thread (guess I won’t be a TV surgeon anytime soon).
Getting to the topic on hand, I wonder what the nutroots will say when the Islamists they are hot to surrender to impose that here.
steveegg on February 20, 2007 at 12:18 AM
Its not a problem for them… could you see ANYONE canoodling with either Hilary or Mother Murtha??? Or… Kennedy??? They probably belive, from personal experience mind you, that no one canoodles in America anyway…
Romeo13 on February 20, 2007 at 9:55 AM
you forgot the four letter words and a derogatory remark about the Holy Spirit.
One Angry Christian on February 20, 2007 at 10:15 AM
Another example of God engaging in His most disturbing pastime – fretting about the sex lives of mortals.
Don’t you think Jerry Falwell would approve of these kind of sex spies in America? Blahbitty blahbitty boo!
Enrique on February 20, 2007 at 10:27 AM
Enrique….society already has them…they are called parents.
Limerick on February 20, 2007 at 10:38 AM
This is not new. Malaysia has an Islamic Affairs Department whose religious police pursue the crime of khalwat, “close proximity,” between single couples. They beat down the door of an American couple vacationing in Malaysia, accused them of khalwat, and demanded to see their marriage certificate.
Why? Because Islam is stupid and intolerant, among its other vices.
Tantor on February 20, 2007 at 10:51 AM