Comments on: Kim Jong Il Eligible For Mandatory Retirement

By: sandberg

sandberg — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 18:27:54 +0000

The KCNA Random Insult Generator is pretty funny; it generates insults taken from actual KCNA articles. "You psychopathological running dog, we will transform your country into a sea of fire!"

By: Decoy256

Decoy256 — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 18:02:59 +0000

Ronery That is all.

By: PinkyBigglesworth

PinkyBigglesworth — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:43:42 +0000

Amid all the Songun ecstacy, the NKs themselves apparently forgot last week’s Glorious Shakedown of the Imperialist War Criminal Nation and its Lackeys, in which the right of North Korea to threaten the world stalwartly with ingenious third-rate 1950s-era nuclear weapons and the needs of the Korea people to be happy with free oil were recognized by Cowering Dogs who represent the Aggressors.

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Hillary and Nacy should take a page on “Propoganda”…. I would include John Murhta, but he would only use it as toilet paper, if he had the chance…..

By: RedinBlueCounty

RedinBlueCounty — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:56:09 +0000

Not exactly Keats, but a cute little love poem for Lil’ Kim:

Quasars shift red,
Hot stars burn blue,
Spaced is warped
And so are you.

TwinkietheKid on February 17, 2007 at 6:54 PM

I got one for you:

North Korea is Red,
and it’s people feel blue.
But communism will die,
And Lil’ Kim will too.

By: RedinBlueCounty

RedinBlueCounty — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:52:56 +0000

Yes, he is ronery!

JammieWearingFool on February 17, 2007 at 2:56 PM

I forgot about that wanted poster. That’s great! Thanks for the laugh.

By: TwinkietheKid

TwinkietheKid — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 23:54:46 +0000

Not exactly Keats, but a cute little love poem for Lil’ Kim:

Quasars shift red,
Hot stars burn blue,
Spaced is warped
And so are you.

By: georgej

georgej — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 22:27:55 +0000

“May your fall be swift and painful, and caused by American hardware, Dear Leader.”

I second the motion.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 20:42:30 +0000

Aside from the fact that Lil’ Kim is king, president Clinton nixed the 65 years mandatory retirement age, in an act he signed in 1996 (aside from pilots, and local rules for policemen/firefighters and the likes)…I believe now Americans can work as long as they’re able…

Not that I’d wish for Kim to go on for that long…

By: JammieWearingFool

JammieWearingFool — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 20:09:27 +0000

Let's go to the Zucker video.

By: shooter

shooter — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 19:59:26 +0000

Happy Birthday, we give you ….MADELINE, as a gift. ( well the gift is to us, but you drank with her…)

Here’s to mentally Ill and Ms. notatAllbright. drink lots of booze, please.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 19:59:26 +0000

And on the 8th day…….

By: JammieWearingFool

JammieWearingFool — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 19:56:54 +0000

Yes, he is ronery!

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 19:56:46 +0000

May your fall be swift and painful, and caused by American hardware, Dear Leader.

By: billy

billy — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 19:54:02 +0000

Guess he’s not so ronery after all.