Kim Jong Il Eligible For Mandatory Retirement
posted at 2:43 pm on February 17, 2007 by see-dubya
Jules Crittenden runs down the absurd festivities commemorating sixty-five years of the man from Mount Paektu! Best of all, and utterly beyond parody, are the Commie smarmogram news reports from the official DPRK news service.
It’s good to be the king.
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Guess he’s not so ronery after all.
billy on February 17, 2007 at 2:54 PM
May your fall be swift and painful, and caused by American hardware, Dear Leader.
Freelancer on February 17, 2007 at 2:56 PM
Yes, he is ronery!
JammieWearingFool on February 17, 2007 at 2:56 PM
Happy Birthday, we give you ….MADELINE, as a gift. ( well the gift is to us, but you drank with her…)
Here’s to mentally Ill and Ms. notatAllbright. drink lots of booze, please.
shooter on February 17, 2007 at 2:59 PM
And on the 8th day…….
Limerick on February 17, 2007 at 2:59 PM
Let’s go to the Zucker video.
JammieWearingFool on February 17, 2007 at 3:09 PM
Aside from the fact that Lil’ Kim is king, president Clinton nixed the 65 years mandatory retirement age, in an act he signed in 1996 (aside from pilots, and local rules for policemen/firefighters and the likes)…I believe now Americans can work as long as they’re able…
Not that I’d wish for Kim to go on for that long…
Entelechy on February 17, 2007 at 3:42 PM
“May your fall be swift and painful, and caused by American hardware, Dear Leader.”
I second the motion.
georgej on February 17, 2007 at 5:27 PM
Not exactly Keats, but a cute little love poem for Lil’ Kim:
Quasars shift red,
Hot stars burn blue,
Spaced is warped
And so are you.
TwinkietheKid on February 17, 2007 at 6:54 PM
I forgot about that wanted poster. That’s great! Thanks for the laugh.
RedinBlueCounty on February 17, 2007 at 8:52 PM
I got one for you:
North Korea is Red,
and it’s people feel blue.
But communism will die,
And Lil’ Kim will too.
RedinBlueCounty on February 17, 2007 at 8:56 PM
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Hillary and Nacy should take a page on “Propoganda”…. I would include John Murhta, but he would only use it as toilet paper, if he had the chance…..
PinkyBigglesworth on February 18, 2007 at 3:43 AM
Ronery
That is all.
Decoy256 on February 18, 2007 at 1:02 PM
The KCNA Random Insult Generator is pretty funny; it generates insults taken from actual KCNA articles.
“You psychopathological running dog, we will transform your country into a sea of fire!”
sandberg on February 18, 2007 at 1:27 PM