Supposedly a new Al Qaeda tape shows American forces being routed from a heavily defended base in Zabul region, Afghanistan. Fat Boy Gadahn narrates the English version. And it’s all true, except for the part about the American forces being routed from a heavily defended base in Zabul region, Afghanistan, which appears to have been filmed elsewhere.

The only place recent Al-Qaeda victories have actually occurred are in their own filthy little minds. And in our floundering, self-absorbed Congress.

PS: photo on the front page is from a different occasion, when they tried to pass off a GI Joe doll action figure as a U.S. hostage in Iraq.