Comments on: Video: Richard Simmons adjusts himself on “Today” show

By: johnnyU

johnnyU — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:13:09 +0000

news to me. I didn’t know that sissy even had anything down there. Oh excuse me… rish sissy… :)

By: Maxx

Maxx — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:02:47 +0000

I don’t exercise…. I’m afraid it might make me look like Richard Simmons.

By: thedecider

thedecider — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:25:03 +0000

Ugh! Frankly, I’m a bit shocked that he had anything big enough to worry about. Are we certain this isn’t a panty adjustment?

By: lan astaslem

lan astaslem — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:41:40 +0000

Where does that phrase come from? “Hold a candle to”?
RightWinged on February 9, 2007 at 12:39 AM

Made me curious too. From word-detective.com:

… if one were doing delicate work after dark, it was best to have an assistant to hold the candle to maximize the usable light. “To hold a candle to,” a phrase which first appeared around 1550, meant “to assist in a subordinate position,” and if you were “not able to hold a candle to,” it meant you were too incompetent to be trusted with even a simple task. Eventually, “can’t hold a candle to” became a generalized way to say that something is so inferior that it cannot be fairly compared to its betters.

By: Speakup

Speakup — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 20:21:51 +0000

Maybe he just wants to think he has something to adjust in his shorts.
But then who wants to know…really.

By: honora

honora — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 17:23:39 +0000

Ask my wife why she can’t play golf. We gents don’t have a monopoly on difficulties caused by endowments.

Kid at zoo: “But when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing.”
Dad: “Your mother is spoiled.”

Freelancer on February 9, 2007 at 11:47 AM

LOL, cute. I’ll have to tell my husband that one. Tell your wife to look into a good sports bra. (I still play a lousy game of golf, but at least I’m not hurting myself!!)

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:47:23 +0000

How you guys walk around with those things is beyond me.

honora on February 9, 2007 at 9:56 AM

Ask my wife why she can’t play golf. We gents don’t have a monopoly on difficulties caused by endowments.

Kid at zoo: “But when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing.”
Dad: “Your mother is spoiled.”

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:46:11 +0000

How you guys walk around with those things is beyond me.

honora on February 9, 2007 at 9:56 AM

How is it that you survive without them?

;) {a friendly jab…}

By: Kralizec

Kralizec — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:44:36 +0000

Ian, an acquaintance saw your post and wrote, “He should blog a little less Ted Kennedy, Barak Obama, and Richard Simmons, and a little more Brent Corrigan.” He refuses to explain.

By: Kokonut

Kokonut — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:38:00 +0000

A cherry picker and cherry mover in one day. Too much. I’m gonna feel a bit nauseated all day now.

Excuse me…

By: spmat

spmat — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:28:26 +0000

I thought ace had the moron blog thing covered. Never you mind, more crotch please!

By: Ann

Ann — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:04:43 +0000

I’m shocked he doesn’t do it more often, considering those nuthuggers.

Kid from Brooklyn on February 9, 2007 at 6:14 AM

Now that’s funny!

By: Pam

Pam — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:59:39 +0000

This site is all over the Rosie’s and Richard’s crotches. Can someone explain this to me?

It’s called humor..it lightens up the mood.

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:53:00 +0000

This site is all over the Rosie’s and Richard’s crotches. Can someone explain this to me?

By: right2bright

right2bright — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:49:09 +0000

That’s what easy chairs and TV are for…the problem is (this is why I don’t believe in evolution) we need a hand for the beer, and a hand for the channel changer and…hey, somethings gotta go.

By: fogw

fogw — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:18:17 +0000

What’s to adjust?

Doesn’t estrogen shrink those clangers?

By: vcferlita

vcferlita — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:10:38 +0000

I’m amazed… I didn’t realize he had anything to adjust.

My thoughts exactly.

By: NRA4Freedom

NRA4Freedom — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:04:03 +0000

That is exactly why I don’t like to shake hands with men.

bloggless on February 9, 2007 at 8:50 AM

C’mon, he used his left hand, give the guy a break…

By: E L Frederick (Sniper One)

E L Frederick (Sniper One) — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:02:29 +0000

I’m amazed… I didn’t realize he had anything to adjust.

By: WriterMom

WriterMom — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:57:11 +0000

That is chalushis.

(It’s Yiddish, ya gotta look it up.)

By: honora

honora — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:56:35 +0000

How you guys walk around with those things is beyond me.

By: robblefarian

robblefarian — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:54:12 +0000

Poor Richard Simmons. But you gotta give it to him–he’s been doing this for over 30 years and people love him. Gay or not, he often cracks me up. He’s always been a positive force in the media which is more than I can say about 90 percent of the idiots on tv.

I honestly think a world without Richard would be a less happy place.

Now wear did I put my daisy dukes…

By: CrimsonFisted

CrimsonFisted — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:28:59 +0000

This video belongs with the nose picker video.

That is exactly why I don’t like to shake hands with men.

bloggless on February 9, 2007 at 8:50 AM

You and me both. And people are afraid to stand up to him and tell him to quit it.

By: ballz2wallz

ballz2wallz — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:25:05 +0000

It happens to the best of us.

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:22:03 +0000

Disturbingly Hillarious!