Video: The best date ever
posted at 2:12 pm on February 1, 2007 by Allahpundit
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There are loads of crappy-funny stories floating around but the jokes are all too obvious to warrant full posts. One of the last two straight guys in San Francisco shtupping the other one’s wife? Check. George W. Bush eschewing Cheney’s birdshot-in-the-neck approach and trying to pull a Rachel Corrie on the entire White House press corps? Check. Mutant Mexican baby, soon to be a mutant “undocumented American” baby, born in Cancun? Big ol’ check.
Just not worth a post. But I do owe you some content, so here. It’s about time I revealed my true identity anyway.
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Wow.
Just … wow.
nukemhill on February 1, 2007 at 2:22 PM
It’s old.
Fred on February 1, 2007 at 2:22 PM
Bobby knows.
infidel on February 1, 2007 at 2:25 PM
I think MAD TV did it better with their “Lowered Expectations” skits.
TugboatPhil on February 1, 2007 at 2:29 PM
uh, yeah, uh, you don’t really owe us anything (at least when it’s something like this).
dalewalt on February 1, 2007 at 2:30 PM
Michelle, we’d all love to hear your opinion about Allah’s, uh, post…
Halley on February 1, 2007 at 2:33 PM
Even ACE had this one last week. It must be really old.
Editor on February 1, 2007 at 2:38 PM
Heh.
“Knock, knock…who’s there?”
Funny.
Slublog on February 1, 2007 at 2:38 PM
No need to be coy, Halley. E-mail her at writemalkin -at- gmail.com. Put “REPLACE AP” in the subject line so she sees it. Or “REPRIMAND AP,” if you’re feeling charitable.
Allahpundit on February 1, 2007 at 2:38 PM
Ace had this last week?
Good lord, it really is old.
Allahpundit on February 1, 2007 at 2:39 PM
how can you disagree with the guy? seems like he summed up everything to me! what’s the problem, ladies?
lorien1973 on February 1, 2007 at 2:43 PM
If it’s any concellation, AP, it’s just as funny the second time.
Editor on February 1, 2007 at 2:43 PM
YOU MUST DO A PHOTOSHOP.
see-dubya on February 1, 2007 at 2:46 PM
uh, i probably should change my name from Editor…
that’s CONSOLATION
Editor on February 1, 2007 at 2:46 PM
I’m thinking Godzilla.
see-dubya on February 1, 2007 at 2:47 PM
That turned out to be a bit funnier than I expected… but how did it beat out the two a-holes responsible for the mess in Boston yesterday?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx2ytr2Oyv4
It fits as a Thursday stupid, but also goes along with the issue of terrorism and our response, and the cost pranksters cost not only a city, but how it affects people when they need to get from one place to another and the city is locked down, etc.
RightWinged on February 1, 2007 at 2:51 PM
Geez. If those two guys are so passionate about their hair, you’d think they would wash it more often.
Slublog on February 1, 2007 at 2:54 PM
BTW–Newsom’s other campaign guy has been straying into Greenwald territory.
see-dubya on February 1, 2007 at 2:57 PM
I’m clipping that now via a tip someone just sent. Our video quality will be better.
Allahpundit on February 1, 2007 at 2:59 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
One Angry Christian on February 1, 2007 at 3:06 PM
Sweet can’t wait. These guys are… well I won’t say what they are, I’ll be interested to see the comments though.
RightWinged on February 1, 2007 at 3:06 PM
Biden just phoned in to say that they don’t because they are part black.
RightWinged on February 1, 2007 at 3:07 PM
Old smold..it was funny! I got a whole can a peas…:)
Pam on February 1, 2007 at 3:10 PM
Ouch, RW! That’s gonna leave a mark.
BacaDog on February 1, 2007 at 3:11 PM
I’m having Max Headroom flashbacks.
Lawrence on February 1, 2007 at 3:14 PM
Just found this comment on a site that links to this:
Dusty on February 1, 2007 at 3:18 PM
One of the Rio Linda folks that Rush talks about?
Kini on February 1, 2007 at 3:23 PM
Well, if this is going to be the “introduce a new video thread” I better get snapping…
Isaiah Washington loves teh gheys
I tried to introduce it over at Ace, since that’s his kind of thing, but no go.
Editor on February 1, 2007 at 3:52 PM
Slow news day, huh?
shaken on February 1, 2007 at 3:57 PM
For Allah:
The Indian Beatles.
Slublog on February 1, 2007 at 4:18 PM
Geez!!! Where do they come from? I’m an old broad, but even in my high school days there were lots of great looking guys…never someone like this! Uh, maybe I didn’t pay any attention…can’t remember, what?
sharinlite on February 1, 2007 at 4:52 PM
LOL…
x95b10 on February 1, 2007 at 4:55 PM
Allah, I thought that was pretty damn funny. “I know” Especially went he went off on the milk carton thing. I split my gut.
And Slublog, that Indian Beatle is a pisser too–especally when the nerd in white top comes on, Bwhahhahahahahaha.
Good to see some sensible good humour besides the tomfoolery going on in the Senate and House.
auspatriotman on February 1, 2007 at 4:56 PM
Allah must have left your comment up to serve as a warning to others. Allah has told readers again and again and again to stop leaving off-topic stuff in the comments; if you continue to ignore him… Next time, that’s it!
Terp Mole on February 1, 2007 at 5:25 PM
I dont need anymore furniture.
spazzmomma on February 1, 2007 at 5:42 PM
No, I haven’t told “readers.” I’ve told you, because you’re the only one who does it again and again and again. Randy usually e-mails his tips.
Randy? Please e-mail your tips from now on.
Allahpundit on February 1, 2007 at 5:44 PM
On second thought,he would make a halfway decent speed bump.
spazzmomma on February 1, 2007 at 5:46 PM
GAH! That’s one freaky double-infant. Someone call The Learning Channel.
Enrique on February 1, 2007 at 5:52 PM
Old? I thought it was pretty funny. I’ll have to try out some of those lines. What are you good at? Sex. That one had me laughing.
Anyone else have a vague sense this guy would be the offspring if Bill Clinton and Howard Dean could reproduce?
austinnelly on February 1, 2007 at 6:17 PM
Kid officially qualifies as Monstrous. I was a mere 13.1 pounds at birth myself.
The Monster on February 1, 2007 at 6:33 PM
Indeed, Allah is right Terd Mole, I do usually email them. And actually, the only reason I didn’t in this case is – A. It was already linked to via Drudge, so the assumption is Allah already probably new about it, so I wasn’t really even trying to “tip”, and B. This isn’t a serious thread, it’s a joke thread tagged “Thursday Stupid”… I was simply throwing up what I thought was an even bigger “Thursday Stupid”. This is a humorous thread. It’s not like having a thread about Mad Cow and I’m repeatedly trying to link to stories about North Korea.
RightWinged on February 1, 2007 at 6:55 PM
No problem – who knew AP is such a gigolo?
Entelechy on February 2, 2007 at 12:55 AM
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