The boss couldn’t make it today so Matt Burden, a.k.a., B5, pinch hit.

Did he write the line about Hugo Chavez beforehand? I think he did.

Update: Sigh. YouTube’s not working properly, as usual, so the clip might or might not play for you. Sorry for the glitch. Keep trying; if it’s still not playing by 7 p.m. ET, I’ll put it on our server for downloading.

Update: Damn, I wish I’d gotten to this first: Johnny Dollar has audio of Arkin getting hysterical on John Gibson’s radio show this afternoon.