Comments on: Heart-ache: Priapic lizard to have schwanz amputated

By: bafe440d19d6

bafe440d19d6 — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:00:55 +0000

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By: Readymade

Readymade — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 18:48:51 +0000

Fred Smoot was unavailable for comment.

By: Tim Burton

Tim Burton — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 18:51:21 +0000

She’s given me an erection that is longer than 4 hours….should I see a doctor like the commercials say?

By: SailorDave

SailorDave — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 15:19:49 +0000

My God… that lizard is like a Duke lacrosse player without a black stripper to victimize. Allah, I resent the implication of this story: White, rich, male college athletes are no better than reptiles.

By: lizzee

lizzee — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 13:35:26 +0000

Transplant it to the Geico gecko, he doesn’t have any.
Yes, I noticed.

By: Ropera

Ropera — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:46:51 +0000

Two penises and…one testicle?

Two penises…they are rightly equipped for a menage-a-trois!

I bet you all that Rove is behind all this!

By: Dr. Gecko

Dr. Gecko — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:37:08 +0000

Lizard males always have it twice as good. Their double barrelled unit is called a hemipenis. And like they said, they can lop one off, and still use the other.

I could have used something like that with my 1st wife….

And no – it isn’t powered by Dodge.

By: ReubenJCogburn

ReubenJCogburn — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:15:27 +0000

LOL

Reuben,

Thanks allot now I have to clean my keyboard.

F15Mech on January 26, 2007 at 11:53 PM

Sorry about the keyboard, I know I was hitting below the belt on that one.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:57:41 +0000

Keith Olbermann was overheard “Amputated? I’d give anything to have it”.

By: austinnelly

austinnelly — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:38:28 +0000

Priapic lizard…thought this was going to be a Bill Clinton thread. Bah.

By: serenity

serenity — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:13:17 +0000

Gives a whole new meaning to drain the lizard, lizards, lizardi??

By: jaleach

jaleach — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:08:42 +0000

You’re a very sick individual, Allah.

And I mean that in the best way possible.

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:59:11 +0000

hehehe you said schwanz

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:56:37 +0000

When some lizard-types lose their tail, it grows back.
So? Will it grow back?

BTW, did the zoologists give any reason as to why they have TWO wali-walis? Is there some compelling survival advantage or “functional” reason? Or is it purely “cosmetic styling”. You gotta’ admit, they (the twins) sorta’ compliment the forked tongue.

By: F15Mech

F15Mech — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:53:08 +0000

When I saw the headline, I was afraid that they were going to turn the poor lizard into a liberal, but it turns out that he’ll still have a functional penis.

ReubenJCogburn on January 26, 2007 at 9:34 PM

LOL

Reuben,

Thanks allot now I have to clean my keyboard.

By: SilverStar830

SilverStar830 — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:06:15 +0000

But at least it gave the men here an excuse for penis jokes…And THAT makes it worth it.

;o)

tickleddragon on January 26, 2007 at 9:10 PM

I had to LoL… especially once I saw the screen name :P

By: jummy

jummy — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:03:06 +0000

duuude.

if i could lick my own eyeball, i’d never leave the house.

By: bloggless

bloggless — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:59:44 +0000

In nursing school they always said to just slap it down.

By: csdeven

csdeven — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:53:49 +0000

Obviously, the Belgians are on the cutting edge with reptilian viagra.

By: MirCat

MirCat — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:49:36 +0000

She has such a mouth on her? Can you believe she said it in public? B E L G I U M

- The Cat

By: omegaram

omegaram — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:38:31 +0000

Are we sure that this stud uses only one at a time?

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:57:33 +0000

A backup? On a lizard? Evolution takes a hit with that one. Slublog on January 26, 2007 at 8:10 PM

Evolution takes hits on at least a daily basis... one of the biggest most recent hits was when evolutionists unknowingly essentially falsified it (once again).

By: Ed Driscoll.com

Ed Driscoll.com — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:45:49 +0000

Reuters’ New Slice Of Life Video…

To borrow from Woody Allen in Manhattan, behold: Reuters–the castrating anti-Zionists!……

By: csdeven

csdeven — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:36:05 +0000

Viagra for lizards? Those Belgians are cutting edge….

By: ReubenJCogburn

ReubenJCogburn — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:34:07 +0000

When I saw the headline, I was afraid that they were going to turn the poor lizard into a liberal, but it turns out that he’ll still have a functional penis.