Photoshop(s): Presidential drag

posted at 10:22 am on January 22, 2007 by Allahpundit

It’s the unhappiest day of the year. Nothing’s going to chase those seasonal blues away. Nothing, that is, except an image of Dwight Eisenhower in fake eyelashes and falsies.

May god forgive me (and Martin, who tipped us to this) for the nightmares we’re about to inflict upon you. Gallery after gallery, all painstakingly rendered by a master photoshop craftsman whose name is lost to history. I promise you: once you encounter a heavily rouged Bill Clinton with a cherry ‘twixt his inviting lips, your life will never be the same.

Click the blonde bombshell to proceed.

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My eyes! MY EYES!!!

Slublog on January 22, 2007 at 10:27 AM

Why?…Why?!?!

EnochCain on January 22, 2007 at 10:31 AM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

John on January 22, 2007 at 10:32 AM

Slow news day?

Wade on January 22, 2007 at 10:33 AM

I can handle the Rosie posts and the View videos, but Nixon in drag is enough. I’ll pass on the rest.

Mallard T. Drake on January 22, 2007 at 10:34 AM

AGH!

Michelle on January 22, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Now I AM suicidal……eeewwwewewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

seejanemom on January 22, 2007 at 10:43 AM

Hahaha –

I’m not sure this one is a photoshop… looks more like a candid personal photo.

Ferris on January 22, 2007 at 10:46 AM

Hey! What about the ones I posted under the Hillary thread 2 days ago??!!??

Humfff!!

Hilly One

zHilly’s new campaign pic

Mazztek on January 22, 2007 at 10:53 AM

Does Jimmy Carter have a sister? That looks disturbingly real.

High Desert Wanderer on January 22, 2007 at 10:54 AM

Bitch is Back!

Wade on January 22, 2007 at 11:00 AM

Gallery after gallery, all painstakingly rendered by a master photoshop craftsman whose name is lost to history.

Aw, don’t be shy, AP. It’s what you were doing between gigs, right?

harrison on January 22, 2007 at 11:01 AM

Dude.

Kid from Brooklyn on January 22, 2007 at 11:16 AM

Bill as a valuptuous midget was sooooooooo hot!

natesnake on January 22, 2007 at 11:17 AM

I think all of us would agree that this IS torture.

Number 2 on January 22, 2007 at 11:17 AM

That is just sooooo…wrong. But I looked at them all. And laughed. Many of them are actually really well done! Ah, to have that kind of time on my hands, to waste the day away rendering Bill Clinton as a strung-out crack whore…

aero on January 22, 2007 at 11:25 AM

there’s gotta be something better to do then this

Defector01 on January 22, 2007 at 11:27 AM

AP, dude, have you been smoking those funny little cigarettes??

Rick on January 22, 2007 at 11:28 AM

I wish I had those photoshop skills. Perhaps I can make myself in home photos lose the double chin! Admirable skills.

That being said.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We really cannot trust ANY pictures anymore, can we?

CrimsonFisted on January 22, 2007 at 11:30 AM

I’d hit that.

Tzetzes on January 22, 2007 at 11:31 AM

The one with Richard Nixon almost looks like Milton Berle.

You look marvelous!

kiakjones on January 22, 2007 at 11:32 AM

Nice Helen Thomas photo. She almost looks human in the above photo.

Shtetl G on January 22, 2007 at 11:37 AM

Hey wait…. that one of Charles isnt a fake… LOL

thanks for this on blue monday. It made my day…. (even though I never new there was such a thing as blue monday) :)

johnnyU on January 22, 2007 at 11:38 AM

She looks just like my ex-wife.

Limerick on January 22, 2007 at 11:39 AM

Photoshop is not a toy…..

honora on January 22, 2007 at 11:45 AM

She looks just like my ex-wife.

Limerick on January 22, 2007 at 11:39 AM

Where were you living that they allowed you to marry a drag queen?

just kidding

Rick on January 22, 2007 at 11:52 AM

It’s OK Rick….I divorced her and married her twin sister.

Limerick on January 22, 2007 at 11:53 AM

I thought Hillary looked good in those. Wait, what?

TexasRainmaker on January 22, 2007 at 12:01 PM

someone has waaaaaay too much time on their hands….

csdeven on January 22, 2007 at 12:22 PM

well, there is twenty minutes of train wreck hell I will never get over….

opiemuyo on January 22, 2007 at 12:35 PM

Hah! And you all thought Kim Jong Ill was dangerous when he got nukes. Like Ronald Reagan used to say “You ain’t seen nothing yet.”

CyberCipher on January 22, 2007 at 12:40 PM

Damn! That Carter one on the homepage looks like Cindy Sheehan. There’s gotta be more to this. Inquiring minds want to know!!

BacaDog on January 22, 2007 at 12:50 PM

Vincente! I told you to NEVER show that picture!
What we do in the basement is muy privado!
You sweet lover you.

XOXO Your sweet pinyada

Speakup on January 22, 2007 at 12:53 PM

My eyes! MY EYES!!!

Slublog on January 22, 2007 at 10:27 AM

Zee goggles do nussing?

phile on January 22, 2007 at 12:54 PM

I’d hit that.
Tzetzes

Better wrap it before ya tap it….they all look like they got something……*Blech*

spazzmomma on January 22, 2007 at 1:06 PM

Bitch is Back!

Wade on January 22, 2007 at 11:00 AM

Somethings were just not meant to be seen…. It was looking straight into the sun.

I am not the same person anymore…. that image will haunt me for the rest of my days.

Well done!

PinkyBigglesworth on January 22, 2007 at 1:25 PM

isn’t there a BSG thread we can start or something?!!!?

Defector01 on January 22, 2007 at 2:18 PM

Oh my gawd, the Jimmy Carter one is going to give me nightmares.

E. M. on January 22, 2007 at 2:37 PM

No, Allah, just – no.
Allah is asking for punishment, Michelle.

Halley on January 22, 2007 at 3:30 PM

This is visual ipecac.

laelaps on January 22, 2007 at 3:31 PM

The lunch in my stomach is demanding I don’t look, on threat of immediate evacuation.

infidel4life on January 22, 2007 at 3:35 PM

Nixon in drag (and that’s as far as I’m going with that link) is bad enough. I mean, Nixon was not very attractive as a man! I wonder what’s next, Jesus in a skirt? Mohammad in fishnet stockings? How about Hillery in a suit? Oh what, that’s been done. te he

RedinBlueCounty on January 22, 2007 at 4:28 PM

I dunno, I’m certainly no expert, but that John Howard pick just doesn’t strike me as having been shopped…

TheSev on January 22, 2007 at 5:42 PM

Points to note:

- Huge number of ‘Bill Clinton as the Queen’ photoshop
- John Kerry photoshopped as a member of the Dixie Chicks

…hmm.

The Hillary Clinton ‘reverse drag’ was well done, too, I must say.

Reaps on January 22, 2007 at 7:58 PM

seriously, that’s not right on so many levels…

Asmodeus on January 22, 2007 at 7:59 PM

This reminds me of the Reagan story as told by Peggy Noonan. He was hosting a Venezuelan delegation one evening and he had Sinatra line up the entertainment. Sinatra had Robert Goulet sing a few songs and asked him to jazz it up a little. So Goulet did and it went over like a turd in the punch-bowl. Goulet realized this also and went into a story of meeting a beautiful girl in Vegas one night after a show. They went out and had a good time, it was only later on that some folks told him he’d been out with the most famous cross-dresser in Vegas. Now everyone is silent and stunned. Finally as the evening draws to a close, Reagan stands to thank everyone. He gets around to Goulet and says, thank you Bob, not only for your great voice but also for remembering our night together in Vegas…..

Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are….

ritethinker on January 22, 2007 at 8:29 PM

This is just wrong!

freebird on January 22, 2007 at 9:30 PM

The cigar appears in the wrong picture, or with the wrong clothes, and

Jimmy Carter has no redeeming value, not even in this ‘art form’.

Entelechy on January 22, 2007 at 11:19 PM

I always knew it was a conspiracy against J Edgar Hoover. It was all THOSE guys were walkin on the wild side. Lou Reed would proud !

sonnyspats1 on January 22, 2007 at 11:58 PM