It’s the unhappiest day of the year. Nothing’s going to chase those seasonal blues away. Nothing, that is, except an image of Dwight Eisenhower in fake eyelashes and falsies.

May god forgive me (and Martin, who tipped us to this) for the nightmares we’re about to inflict upon you. Gallery after gallery, all painstakingly rendered by a master photoshop craftsman whose name is lost to history. I promise you: once you encounter a heavily rouged Bill Clinton with a cherry ‘twixt his inviting lips, your life will never be the same.

Click the blonde bombshell to proceed.

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