I didn’t cut this last night because I thought he was joking. Nope — he really stole it. Hilarious.
It may have been a greater error allowing Colbert into the Fox News headquarters, located near the “Colbert Report” studios in Manhattan. There, Colbert smuggled a microwave out of the green room, a bounty which he proudly displayed at the conclusion of his show.
A spokesman for Fox News confirmed that Colbert stole the microwave, but said it was all in good fun.
He also told the audience, after O’Reilly had left the set, “He seems like a nice enough guy.” Aw.