It’s the first I’d heard of it, but of course Allah didn’t let it slide. Afghani cops arrested a Taliban spokesman in Afghanistan and supposedly found some interesting party favors in his house…Afghan agents say they arrested Muhammad Hanif in……

Why is anyone surprised about this?

According to the BBC, the one-eyed fascist is under the protection of Pakistan’s intelligence service, the ISI: Taleban leader Mullah Omar is living in Pakistan under the protection of its ISI intelligence agency, a captured Taleban spokesman has said…

Bombshell: Spokesman says Mullah Omar being sheltered by Pakistani intel Allahpundit Yeah, but who’d believe a filthy terrorist’s filthy mouthpiece? In this case? Me, that’s who.Fugitive Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar is alive and well and l…

Oh wait he won’t even secure our own border. What the heck was I thinking!

But then again the bastard won’t even secure our borders. What that hell was I thinking.

Send him to Palmdale. Oh wait, that’s a TV show. OK, send him to Gitmo….

I can only guess, but …

10) He escaped Afghanistan wearing a burka, and a Pakistani official has fallen in love with him.

9) 20 US main-stream-media types/future hostages are expected for interviews with Omar shortly.

8) Omar heard the food was better in Gitmo.

7) Jimmy Carter says Omar is not a terrorist.

6) Pakistani police are sticking Omar masks on ordinary folks, so they can try and master the Iraqi, heads-a-popping hanging technique.

5) He is joining the stable of has-been celebs who have gone to Paris Hilton for imgage advice. For god’s sake, NO photos of him stepping out of a limo, PLEASE!

4) His secret location in Pakistan was actually a time-share, he has the “vacation in any …istan any time” package.

3) Pakistani authorities in Islamabad are not certain it is Omar, based on the faxed photo. It could be Omar, could be Rosie’s arm pits.

2) His capture resulted from a mix up by his staff. They thought he said, “I must see Obama!”

1) What happens in Aghanistan, stays in Afghanistan.

Mullah Omar has eluded capture ever since the end of the Taliban’s regime in November 2001, presumably hiding in the mountainous region along the Pakistan-Afghanistan border while conducting a war against the democratic government that replaced his bl…

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/6A2B9638-8B11-4233-B09D-24EA77F490D4.htm

Protests against Pakistan army raid

Pakistan’s army is under US pressure to control activity on its border with Afghanistan [Reuters]

Hundreds of people have rallied in a Pakistani town against an army air raid on a suspected al-Qaeda hide-out, claiming it killed innocents, witnesses said.

In a separate incident, about 200 college students blocked a road that links Tank with Wana, the main town in southern Waziristan. A police presence was on the streets, and no violence was reported.

In the eastern city of Multan at least 60 university students shouted “Death to Bush,” and burned an American flag to protest against the air raid.

Kamal Hyder, Al Jazeera’s correspondent in Pakistan, said that he had received a call from Baitullah Mahsud, the head of the peace committee in southern Waziristan, inviting his team to visit the scene of the raid.

“Pakistani newspapers have reacted strongly but have carried both sentiments – the sentiments of the government, who said that it carried out the attack, and the sentiments of the people on the street, who believe that the Americans had a hand in this one as well,” Hyder said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070116/ap_on_re_as/pakistan_al_qaida

Pakistanis hit possible al-Qaida target By MATTHEW PENNINGTON, Associated Press Writer
Tue Jan 16, 1:24 PM ET

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan – Pakistani helicopter gunships attacked a suspected al-Qaida hide-out in forest near the Afghan border Tuesday, killing up to 10 people and sparking anger among tribesmen who said the dead were woodcutters, not terrorists.

The raid in South Waziristan came as Defense Secretary Robert Gates visited Afghanistan and as pressure grew on Pakistan to crack down on militants launching attacks across the frontier.

Pakistan’s army said intelligence sources confirmed the presence of 25 to 30 militants, including four or five unidentified al-Qaida terrorists, occupying five compounds in the area of Zamzola — a village about two miles from the frontier.

Pakistani forces backed by Cobra gunships attacked them, destroying three of the compounds.

Army spokesman Maj. Gen. Shaukat Sultan reported eight militants were killed and 10 wounded, none of them “high-value targets.”

Anwar Ullah, who lives near Zamzola, told The Associated Press by telephone that five helicopters fired missiles at five homes. He said local tribesmen retrieved 10 bodies and 10 wounded from the rubble. He said the slain men were Afghan laborers hired by a tribal elder to cut wood.

About 600 tribesmen chanting slogans against President Bush and Pakistan President Gen. Pervez Musharraf later protested the raid, blocking a highway with burning tires for two hours in the town of Tank — about 100 miles north of Zamzola.

“They were not terrorists. They were only laborers,” Niaz Quereshi, a local religious leader, said of the dead men.

You know, sometimes we suck at allies.

Slublog on January 17, 2007 at 12:00 PM

Understatement. Then again, since the war is against Orthodox Islam (it is the apostates that are peaceful), I don’t think we should be allies with any of them.

Pakistan is looking for the day to send their nutcases back into afganistan and out of their lands.

Just think if we could encourage Kos and the DU to take their jihad to Canada how much better this country would be.