Comments on: WaPo: Tinfoil-hat brigade building a community online

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Awesome: Military now able to project disembodied voices long distances

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:51:20 +0000

[...] that the government is beaming voices into their brains. The punchline: The technology to do that exists. Even freakier, potentially, is what StrategyPage has cooking today. Which would be worse? Hearing [...]

By: Coronagold

Coronagold — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:41:28 +0000

If Bethanys’ (Real Verse) disappearance is annoying to you, don’t even try bothering me, I won’t hear you. (Thanks for paying attention though.)

(If there are those that think, “Jeez, let it alone already, we all know this crap”, I’m gonna make it my point to know. The internet is a very big place, don’tcha know.
And off I go! Wish me good luck. There may be those willing to counter you & me, so pray it really hard.

By: TugboatPhil

TugboatPhil — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 16:46:15 +0000

I was going to comment on the tin foil hats, but I have to document the contrail paths before the black helicopters show up today. (I think the pilots are Jews)

By: BohicaTwentyTwo

BohicaTwentyTwo — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:19:02 +0000

Its a good thing that the governments beaming technology doesn’t interfere with her Jew-dar.

By: Ed Driscoll.com

Ed Driscoll.com — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:21:09 +0000

To Boldly Go Where No Mannequin Has Gone Before…

Reynolds Wrap–that’s the fabulous new in trend for men’s fashion that’s poised for outer space take-off on the runways of Milan this month. Tinfoil, it’s not just for hats anymore!……

By: Black Adam

Black Adam — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:09:14 +0000

Crazy idiots. I hope they don’t vote.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:01:52 +0000

This goes well with the hats and might improve the reception...

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:41:08 +0000

The libs have been using a mind-control device for years. It’s called the television news.

By: naliaka

naliaka — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:27:21 +0000

the umbrella thing doesn’t work? Damn.
shooter on January 14, 2007 at 10:28 PM

LOL!
This is scary: Put it into this context: she was supposed to be training to help women with malnourished children. A tinfoil “solar cooker” was about a local’s year’s income worth of foil, plus the cost of the umbrella, and the waste of time a village woman might put into it, setting aside usful business, trying to make it work just to please the woman. Undernourished kids could have actually DIED waiting for their next meal.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:02:36 +0000

Ok, ok….I bought one of those ‘orgasmatron’ thingy’s from Woody but where can I get my hands on one of those ‘brain control’ thingys. I got the cash. Except for the long recharge time on the ‘orgasmatron’ it has been a welcome addition to the family. This ‘brain’ thingy tho…wow…the possibilities. If you have one call me at 555-1212. Thanks.

By: shooter

shooter — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:28:04 +0000

the umbrella thing doesn’t work? Damn.

By: tormod

tormod — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:10:07 +0000

Can I use the tinfoil to make a satellite dish on top of the hats so it will concentrate the messages from Karl Rove? I have an idea…

By: naliaka

naliaka — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:57:56 +0000

How old is this Gloria?
This is sooo weird…can it be a coincidence?
I was stuck with an African American woman named Gloria in Kenya years ago. She was from New York and was a nasty piece of work. She wandered around, pretended to be African and called all white people the same name, “cause I can’t tell them apart.” SHe did a lot of unsocial things, which would fill up a thread, but in this case she went out and bought rolls of tin foil, and a couple of umbrellas. She lined the umbrellas with the foil and set them on the ground with the handle up so that she could hang a cook pot from it and told everyone that it was a solar cooker, and that she was going to teach all the Africans, her people, how to make one. When she went to her gardening plot, where she was supposed to be learning how to start kitchen plots, she’d fill the bucket with water, position herself next to the 4 x 6 plot of tender seedlings, heave the bucket up and eject the water. It would hit the earth with a THUD and, no more seedlings.
She was kicked out of the program cause she couldn’t get along with anyone, of any color, and then wandered back three days later when everyone thought she’d left the country, and scared the daylights out of everyone, including the Africans. One of the other trainees ran up to show us her diary, “See? See what I wrote about her on Day three?” In the diary, dated two months before, was neatly written : Manic Depressive.”

By: Blue Crab Boulevard » A Thing Of Beauty Is A Joy Forever

Blue Crab Boulevard » A Thing Of Beauty Is A Joy Forever — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:19:06 +0000

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By: Bill's Bites

Bill's Bites — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:18:49 +0000

Mind Games…

WaPo: Tinfoil-hat brigade building a community onlineAllahpundit I thought they already had one. Actually, the article’s about the real tinfoil-hatters: people who hear voices in their heads and are convinced beyond any doubt that those voices are (a…

By: Jones Zemkophill

Jones Zemkophill — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:52:57 +0000

There are no Mind Control Rays.

Why?

Because if the people who would build them had access to them, they would:

1. Use them on themselves to make themselves improve their physiques.

2. Use them On Women to “Get a woman/women”

3. Use them to make/take money to further their research.

So, if you go to a school reunion, and the physics club alumni are all uber-buff geniuses with Harems… then you will have confirmation that Mind Control exists.

OH. Nerds/geniuses (Myself included) are also vindictive (Forgiving, but vindictive).

If they get a Mind Control Device, expect any High School/college/other Bullies to suddenly change careers to somthing suitably embarassing.

By: ReubenJCogburn

ReubenJCogburn — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:46:15 +0000

When asked about that passage in a recent interview, she defended her logic: Being from New York, she claimed, she can recognize Jews.

So according to Gloria Naylor, if you’re from New York, you automatically get issued Jewdar?

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:24:05 +0000

Being from New York, she claimed, she can recognize Jews.

Luckily for the Libs, most Jews are of their political persuasion, even though it’s hard to discern why…

In 2002, the Air Force Research Laboratory patented precisely such a technology: using microwaves to send words into someone’s head. That work is frequently cited on mind-control Web sites…

…then again, maybe a few in the Air Force are conservative and it’ll all balance itself out, and not doom us for eternity.

By: Chris L.

Chris L. — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:13:12 +0000

Oh, almighty AP,

I think we kufir are about due for some classic AP balloon caption magic.

By: armyvet

armyvet — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:00:43 +0000

On sale now at Urban Outfitters: “Anti-war woven scarf”

Now see if Urban Outfitters really wanted to make money they'd start selling tinfoil hats! Wow, what a killing. On second thought...I think I'll start selling them on ebay! I'll even sell boxes to put your tin hat in!

By: GT

GT — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:54:53 +0000

I blame the CFR and the Masons.