Comments on: INDC in Iraq: Interview with a Jacksonian

By: THeDRiFTeR

THeDRiFTeR — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:48:10 +0000

Caption

“I didn’t frickin ask you to pray for me!”

By: Kokonut

Kokonut — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 16:21:48 +0000

Caption this: “Yak yak yak yak nnnn nnnn uh yak yak yak! !@#$@#$! Yak yak who do you think you are? Yak yak yak ya ya nnn nnn whine whine yak yak. Do you have kids? Yak yak ya ya nnn Murderers! Yak nnn whine *sob*. There is no al Qaeda in Iraq!”

By: jdpaz

jdpaz — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:59:22 +0000

“Must control fist of death…~grunt~”

By: georgej

georgej — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:21:35 +0000

Every caption I can think of for the picture has a obscene word in it, somewhere. I consider her a traitor who really ought to be somewhere else, and not associating with (or in the presense of) combat veterans.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:53:26 +0000

...Peter Pace could have opened his uniform and flashed this at her...then again, better not.

By: HarryStar

HarryStar — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:54:22 +0000

caption

“Just listen to me. Just tell them that I’m one of the 72 virgins, they’ll be forced to listen. Don’t look at me that way, haven’t you guys read the Iraq Study Group Report?”

By: shooter

shooter — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:02:29 +0000

Last one…

Its the old one-armed-fisherman joke.

The one armed fisherperson is saying ” I CAUGHT ONE THIS BIG”.

too easy, g’nite.

By: shooter

shooter — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:54:40 +0000

time delay edit(or) feature

By: shooter

shooter — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:53:39 +0000

IRL Gates is about to laugh, you can see it in his face.

Pace? That’s the same look millions of pet owners get from their cats when they tell the cat to do something.

Full text on the pink t-shirt? I’m Out of my MIND…you just cant see it all, as she screams
“I’m gonna bitch slap you sonny”.

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:50:08 +0000

Sorry, I thought the first one might have been kicked out due to the wording of her sagging things.

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:49:02 +0000

You guys crack me up :)….

Caption: Pete, don’t you know how horrible wars are? I mean, I burned my bra protesting in the ’60′s and now look at me? Must we sacrifice more? I’m almost tripping over these sagging things now!

By: 91Veteran

91Veteran — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:45:58 +0000

You guys crack me up :)….

Caption: Pete, don’t you know how horrible wars are? I mean, I burned my bra protesting in the ’60′s and now look at me? Must we sacrifice more? I’m almost tripping over my tits now!

By: shooter

shooter — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:45:15 +0000

YES THEY ARE REAL!!!! If I had 8 grand I’d give it to Cindy, so Stop Staring.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:45:11 +0000

Catie96706….

Thank your husband for all of US. Thank them all. If only the ‘chicken-doves’ could spend five mins in their boots.

These men and women STAND UP while others shout and yell SIT DOWN! Thank God for them all.

By: News2Use

News2Use — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:43:53 +0000

I need some help to get a German out of my turnip patch and he is T H I S B I G

By: RalphyBoy

RalphyBoy — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:17:39 +0000

“My family says I’m a mental case for wearing this shirt, but I think it makes me look like a rock star.”

By: Tantor

Tantor — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:16:51 +0000

Code Pinkster: “I can’t go to Iraq and call the insurgents terrorists because they would kill me. So I’m gonna call you a terrorist instead cuz I know you won’t hurt me.”

By: bloggless

bloggless — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:04:41 +0000

“But, General, you don’t have a UTERUS!”

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:03:34 +0000

Caption:

Courageous General Braves Onslaught Of Gaseous Waste

By: billy

billy — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:56:45 +0000

I’m actually all in favor of the war, but this is the only clean shirt I have at the moment.

By: Catie96706

Catie96706 — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:38:39 +0000

Limerick, thank your son from us. My husband is on his way home (or will be in about 3 1/2 weeks). First gulf war he was a gunner and evertime he’s been back, he says he wishes he still was so understand your son’s thoughts on that but he’s earned his place of honor as Tank Commander as well. We will keep him in our prayers.
Caption contest: Wow, that has to be the ugliest woman in the ugliest shirt in the world. Hey lady, I saw a commercial last night for a plastic surgeon. He could flatten that out of control stomach, give your bossom a lift, do something with that butt ugly face and then refer you to an eye doc for laser surgery so you can see how ridiculous you look. BTW I can give you some deodorant for those smelly arm pitts of yours. Geeze, ever hear of shampoo?

By: ritethinker

ritethinker — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:34:19 +0000

“I know I’m stupid, but what am I”?

“I couldn’t spell Iraq, can you help me Chief”?

“it’s a pirates dream, look at the sunken chest”.

“you know where I can find a bong-hit, you are the chief of joints right”?

“yeah the pepto shirt was my idea, isn’t pink supposed to make your boobs look bigger”?

“yeah I was in the mental hospital for several years but I’m feeling much better now”.

“Cindy Who? forget the Chinese..”

“It’s my hemorhoids, I don’t mind the swelling that much but the itching is killing me..”

“Excuse my expression, I just let the big donkey out of the barn”……

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:16:34 +0000

She’s prolly sayin’ sumpin like “We can’t win, we need to pull out, we’re losing the war, we’re creating more terrorists, etc etc etc…”

But all Gen. Pace hears is “Wahnt wahnt wahnt wanht blah blah blah blah”

And he’s thinkin’ to himself “This woman has no tits. I wonder who’s winning the Saints/Eagles game? Is she still talkin’? I gotta act like I’m interested in what she’s sayin’. Halle Berry naked. My Marines are kickin’ ass in Fallujah. GOD! She’s STILL yappin’! Halle Berry makin’ out with Jessica Simpson. Ramahdi, Baghdad, Najaf. Mookie’s gotta go. Halle Berry in a Marine Corps uniform. (Starts rappin’) Saddam Hussein, swingin’ from a rope, this ugly woman, is such a f*ckin’ dope.”

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:43:57 +0000

Caption:

“The (neocon) Jews from NY and Dick Cheney let voices ‘being beamed in by the government as part of a clandestine military experiment in mind control’ and are telling me that we’re in this war to win”.

By: Pablo

Pablo — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:26:30 +0000

“I’ve got an itch that needs scratching, big fella!”