INDC in Iraq: Interview with a Jacksonian

posted at 3:13 pm on January 14, 2007 by Allahpundit

This one almost got the red-meat graphic. The subject: Marine Lance Cpl. Chad Yeager. An excerpt:

One of my good friends who I’d gone to high school with, he joined the Marines right out of high school, and he got married to another one of my good friends, we all went to high school together. And they moved to Washington state.

But anyway, he came over here – he was in Ramadi – and I think he was two weeks ’till he came home. And they got ambushed one night, and they couldn’t get anyone on the radio, so he stepped out of the humvee. He was the vehicle commander.

Right when he stepped out, the guy on the roof hit another IED and it killed him. The sad thing was, he was supposed to be home in two weeks and his little girl was supposed to be born in three. And, I don’t know, it really bothered me. I had to bury him, and right after I buried him my unit asked me if I wanted to volunteer, and I was like “Hell yeah.”

The best part is his pep talk to the Iraqi cops. I wanted to blockquote that, but if I did you wouldn’t follow the link. So follow it.

Yeager insists they’re making progress in Fallujah. CBS says they’re making progress in Ramadi, too — thanks to the Patriquin plan.

Update: The Times surveys the troops: “The decision to increase the American military presence in Iraq is being greeted with a blend of optimism and anxiety among American soldiers and their families, those most directly affected by the change. Unlike in Congressional corridors and across the civilian landscape of the country, there seems far more support than outrage, more cheer than cheerlessness, and a hope that maybe this will do it.”

Update: Caption this.

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I have my head up my a$$ and can’t see the point in sending more of our “children” to die in Iraq.

Troy Rasmussen on January 14, 2007 at 3:24 PM

That was a caption for the photo, by the way.

Troy Rasmussen on January 14, 2007 at 3:25 PM

Caption this.

Urge Supression.

Kid from Brooklyn on January 14, 2007 at 3:53 PM

Caption:
“Why do you people act this way, making war? Don’t you watch PBS, didn’t you ever watch Barney?”

Jeff on January 14, 2007 at 3:53 PM

Caption:
“I am a perfect example of why some people are pro-choice.”

JG2K6 on January 14, 2007 at 3:57 PM

Caption might read:

Gael Murphy tells Gen. Peter Pace to “Put your neck in my hands and choke yourself”.

Guardian on January 14, 2007 at 4:01 PM

God bless Lance Cpl Yeager and family.Theres nothing like listening to multiple three round bursts in the background and hearing your offspring(not children) saying”mom,I gotta go…………..”
During the first gulf war,my friend and I joked that we should send our then 10 yr old brats to teach Saddam a lesson.We did so 10 yrs later.Some prophetic utterances bite!
Yeager was very right in saying fight now and finish it or your children will have to fight it.

spazzmomma on January 14, 2007 at 4:09 PM

“I’ll tell you what surge means!”

CharlestonCritic on January 14, 2007 at 4:35 PM

Caption:
General’s Iq drops ten points after talking to communist activist posting as a pro peace demonstrator. Iranians everywhere celebrate the success of their secret weapon.

One Angry Christian on January 14, 2007 at 4:42 PM

My son is preparing right now for his third tour. Last week he signed for his brand new M1A2SEP2 Abrams, and drew a crackerjack crew. He doesn’t like not being the gunner anymore, but tank-commander is a nice consolation prize.

Does he want to go back for number 3?….Hell no. Is he willing to?….Hell yes. He is trained, he is ready, he is committed, and most of all HE LIKES KILLING HIS ENEMIES.

Chicken-hawk?………YOU tell him that!

Limerick on January 14, 2007 at 4:46 PM

“The decision to increase the American military presence in Iraq is being greeted with a blend of optimism and anxiety among American soldiers and their families, those most directly affected by the change.

Someone should tell that to Barbara Boxer. After all, she’s so concerned about who really pays the price.

thedecider on January 14, 2007 at 4:48 PM

Thank you, LCPL Yeager.

I highly recommend this young devil-dog apply for a DI position as soon as he makes SGT. Turning civilians into Jacksonian warriors is a worthy duty, and he would obviously excell at it.

Freelancer on January 14, 2007 at 5:07 PM

Caption this: “Does this make me look fat?”

bloggless on January 14, 2007 at 5:09 PM

Actually it should read:

“Does this make me look fat stupid?”

bloggless on January 14, 2007 at 5:10 PM

PETE! I am standing right here! Quit looking at my fun bags!

csdeven on January 14, 2007 at 5:18 PM

Of course, Gates can see daylight through her ears.

csdeven on January 14, 2007 at 5:22 PM

“Barbra Boxer is a patriot and she does support the troops!”

tormod on January 14, 2007 at 5:41 PM

CAPTION:

“..ma’am, i’ve served for 25 years. seven total in combat.”

“then why aren’t you signing up again, CHICKENHAWK?!! my daughter’s roomate’s cousin is in the reserves. i have skin in this war. what about you?!!”

jummy on January 14, 2007 at 5:52 PM

CAPTION:

Gen. Pace attempts to define the words “Honor and Patriotism” and the concept of “the path of least resistance and it’s perils” to a lesser form of human life with no success.

x95b10 on January 14, 2007 at 6:00 PM

I thought her shirt read “(o)ut of (Go)nad”. Thought she was refuring to John Kerry

William Amos on January 14, 2007 at 6:24 PM

“I’ve got an itch that needs scratching, big fella!”

Pablo on January 14, 2007 at 7:26 PM

Caption:

“The (neocon) Jews from NY and Dick Cheney let voices ‘being beamed in by the government as part of a clandestine military experiment in mind control’ and are telling me that we’re in this war to win”.

Entelechy on January 14, 2007 at 8:43 PM

She’s prolly sayin’ sumpin like “We can’t win, we need to pull out, we’re losing the war, we’re creating more terrorists, etc etc etc…”

But all Gen. Pace hears is “Wahnt wahnt wahnt wanht blah blah blah blah”

And he’s thinkin’ to himself “This woman has no tits. I wonder who’s winning the Saints/Eagles game? Is she still talkin’? I gotta act like I’m interested in what she’s sayin’. Halle Berry naked. My Marines are kickin’ ass in Fallujah. GOD! She’s STILL yappin’! Halle Berry makin’ out with Jessica Simpson. Ramahdi, Baghdad, Najaf. Mookie’s gotta go. Halle Berry in a Marine Corps uniform. (Starts rappin’) Saddam Hussein, swingin’ from a rope, this ugly woman, is such a f*ckin’ dope.”

Tony737 on January 14, 2007 at 9:16 PM

“I know I’m stupid, but what am I”?

“I couldn’t spell Iraq, can you help me Chief”?

“it’s a pirates dream, look at the sunken chest”.

“you know where I can find a bong-hit, you are the chief of joints right”?

“yeah the pepto shirt was my idea, isn’t pink supposed to make your boobs look bigger”?

“yeah I was in the mental hospital for several years but I’m feeling much better now”.

“Cindy Who? forget the Chinese..”

“It’s my hemorhoids, I don’t mind the swelling that much but the itching is killing me..”

“Excuse my expression, I just let the big donkey out of the barn”……

ritethinker on January 14, 2007 at 9:34 PM

Limerick, thank your son from us. My husband is on his way home (or will be in about 3 1/2 weeks). First gulf war he was a gunner and evertime he’s been back, he says he wishes he still was so understand your son’s thoughts on that but he’s earned his place of honor as Tank Commander as well. We will keep him in our prayers.
Caption contest: Wow, that has to be the ugliest woman in the ugliest shirt in the world. Hey lady, I saw a commercial last night for a plastic surgeon. He could flatten that out of control stomach, give your bossom a lift, do something with that butt ugly face and then refer you to an eye doc for laser surgery so you can see how ridiculous you look. BTW I can give you some deodorant for those smelly arm pitts of yours. Geeze, ever hear of shampoo?

Catie96706 on January 14, 2007 at 9:38 PM

I’m actually all in favor of the war, but this is the only clean shirt I have at the moment.

billy on January 14, 2007 at 9:56 PM

Caption:

Courageous General Braves Onslaught Of Gaseous Waste

hillbillyjim on January 14, 2007 at 10:03 PM

“But, General, you don’t have a UTERUS!”

bloggless on January 14, 2007 at 10:04 PM

Code Pinkster: “I can’t go to Iraq and call the insurgents terrorists because they would kill me. So I’m gonna call you a terrorist instead cuz I know you won’t hurt me.”

Tantor on January 14, 2007 at 10:16 PM

“My family says I’m a mental case for wearing this shirt, but I think it makes me look like a rock star.”

RalphyBoy on January 14, 2007 at 10:17 PM

I need some help to get a German out of my turnip patch and he is T H I S B I G

News2Use on January 14, 2007 at 10:43 PM

Catie96706….

Thank your husband for all of US. Thank them all. If only the ‘chicken-doves’ could spend five mins in their boots.

These men and women STAND UP while others shout and yell SIT DOWN! Thank God for them all.

Limerick on January 14, 2007 at 10:45 PM

YES THEY ARE REAL!!!! If I had 8 grand I’d give it to Cindy, so Stop Staring.

shooter on January 14, 2007 at 10:45 PM

You guys crack me up :)….

Caption: Pete, don’t you know how horrible wars are? I mean, I burned my bra protesting in the ’60′s and now look at me? Must we sacrifice more? I’m almost tripping over my tits now!

91Veteran on January 14, 2007 at 10:45 PM

You guys crack me up :)….

Caption: Pete, don’t you know how horrible wars are? I mean, I burned my bra protesting in the ’60′s and now look at me? Must we sacrifice more? I’m almost tripping over these sagging things now!

91Veteran on January 14, 2007 at 10:49 PM

Sorry, I thought the first one might have been kicked out due to the wording of her sagging things.

91Veteran on January 14, 2007 at 10:50 PM

IRL Gates is about to laugh, you can see it in his face.

Pace? That’s the same look millions of pet owners get from their cats when they tell the cat to do something.

Full text on the pink t-shirt? I’m Out of my MIND…you just cant see it all, as she screams
“I’m gonna bitch slap you sonny”.

shooter on January 14, 2007 at 10:53 PM

time delay edit(or) feature

shooter on January 14, 2007 at 10:54 PM

Last one…

Its the old one-armed-fisherman joke.

The one armed fisherperson is saying ” I CAUGHT ONE THIS BIG”.

too easy, g’nite.

shooter on January 14, 2007 at 11:02 PM

caption

“Just listen to me. Just tell them that I’m one of the 72 virgins, they’ll be forced to listen. Don’t look at me that way, haven’t you guys read the Iraq Study Group Report?”

HarryStar on January 14, 2007 at 11:54 PM

…Peter Pace could have opened his uniform and flashed this at her…then again, better not.

Entelechy on January 15, 2007 at 12:53 AM

Every caption I can think of for the picture has a obscene word in it, somewhere. I consider her a traitor who really ought to be somewhere else, and not associating with (or in the presense of) combat veterans.

georgej on January 15, 2007 at 1:21 AM

“Must control fist of death…~grunt~”

jdpaz on January 15, 2007 at 9:59 AM

Caption this: “Yak yak yak yak nnnn nnnn uh yak yak yak! !@#$@#$! Yak yak who do you think you are? Yak yak yak ya ya nnn nnn whine whine yak yak. Do you have kids? Yak yak ya ya nnn Murderers! Yak nnn whine *sob*. There is no al Qaeda in Iraq!”

Kokonut on January 15, 2007 at 11:21 AM

Caption

“I didn’t frickin ask you to pray for me!”

THeDRiFTeR on January 15, 2007 at 2:48 PM