Also found on all 100%: blood, mucous, and trace amounts of 8700 different brands of whiskey. YEAH.

They definitely have been mimicking Ted Kennedy!

And it may be that societies work best when there’s a mixture of ability – the bright people would never be an army.”

To make a long story short, they think they’re saved only to discover that they have freed a Novice Jeannie who can do very little and, even then, is only authorized to grant one wish.

Since the Jeannie can’t transport them to safety, they ask as he can do and the Jeannie replies. “Gee, I can get you something to drink!”

To which Mike immediately yells, “Brilliant! Then turn the entire ocean into a sea of Guinness” and POP, the ocean turns into Guinness!

When Pat sees this he is outraged and Mike asks, “But Pat? This is better than being saved. What’s your problem with being stuck in a sea of Guinness?”

To which Pat replies, “I Brilliant! Ya harsesares! Just look what you’ve gone and done. Now we’ll have to piss in the boat!”

(I have a 50 Proof AMAR (Absolute Moral Authority Rating) which allows me to tell this joke and you’ll repeating it all weekend!)

“Yes, because some anti-Semitism is justified. Just like some anti-Irish feeling is justified. If you can’t be criticized, that’s very dangerous. You lose the concept of a free society.”…

Elementary, my dear Watson. Irish foreign policy has only created more terrorists. /Democrat

Seriously though, I don’t doubt the veracity of this study. Here in Dublin there is a kind of cocaine epidemic. I don’t take it (obviously) but I know many people who do. The police are doing a good job at infiltrating the drug networks though. A lot of the money from the drug trade goes to the IRA and thus funds terrorism but some of my friends a) don’t care or b) support the IRA.

Now wharrs me whiskey?

8700 different brands of whiskey. YEAH.

I’ve heard that gross exaggeration like this is a symptom of obsessive Irish Cocaine Currency Syndrome.

I’m a quarter Irish myself, and I want to know what kind of Irishman would be such a wuss as to stoop to gin and tonic when there’s Bushmills easily available.

Its nine o’clock on a saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Theres an old man sitting next to me
Makin love to his tonic and gin

He says, “Son, can you play me a memory?
Im not really sure how it goes
But its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man’s clothes“

Read the old man’s words out loud in an Irish accent just once, and you’ll never be able to think of those words without it.

Watson the Jew hater (“yeah, Jews, Irish…and don’t even get me started on the colored!”) who calls Dr. Frist a POS and suggests that the poor classes are just genetically stupid, and Abercrombie, 1960s leftist who says out loud that Condi Rice is stupid and worthless, and an affirmative action hire.

I.Love.It.

But since when are the Irish big blow users?

Gives new meaning to “high” interst rates!

Did anyone question where (or from whom) these bills came from?

First the right nostril, then the left.

/brilliance

I believe the ADL’s comments are well balanced in this case.

I hate everyone equally, too.

They consider me a WMD

I think I’m in the Godfather movie… being 36, one of the kids. Sopranos? Snif… home movies…

My favorite line… Someone asks, “So, how did your day go?” I reply: “Did You Just Call Me a DAGO?” “Yelp!”

“The most recent survey carried out in the US showed 65 percent of dollar notes were contaminated with cocaine.”

Did anyone question where (or from whom) these bills came from? Just asking.

I believe the ADL’s comments are well balanced in this case. Anti-semitism and anti-Irish aren’t proper parallels. At the same time, I think Dr. Watson slipped on a semantic banana peel, and intended a corrolation more along the lines of comparing anti-Jewish to anti-Irish criticisms, which is what the ADL was saying.

Not much harm, no real foul.

That part about refraining from further comment? Fuhgeddaboutit.

A: to whine about how identured servitude was “just as bad as slavery” and beat his wife!