Video: Iranian spokesman promises not to nuke Israel

posted at 12:30 pm on January 8, 2007 by Allahpundit

They respect human life that much. Even though the enemy are Jews. I mean Zionists!

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I call full-on, unadulterated, undeniable BEEEEE ESSSSSSS

Yeah, yeah…I’ll take this idiot’s word for it. Especially that, given his religion, he’s allowed and encouraged to lie to the kaffirs.

tickleddragon on January 8, 2007 at 12:37 PM

That doesn’t mean Israel won’t nuke them. I just wish they’d get their story straight. One day it’s “Isarel must be wiped off the face of the earth”, the next day it’s “We won’t nuke you guys, even if you are Jewish”.

darwin on January 8, 2007 at 12:42 PM

That doesn’t mean Israel won’t nuke them. I just wish they’d get their story straight. One day it’s “Isarel must be wiped off the face of the earth”, the next day it’s “We won’t nuke you guys, even if you are Jewish”.

darwin on January 8, 2007 at 12:42 PM

Oh you’re just an islamophobe. Why WOULDNT you believe what the Iranian government says? I mean … it’s not like they’ve … lied before.

ok … I can’t even type that with a straight face.

gag.

One Angry Christian on January 8, 2007 at 12:44 PM

We cannot drop it – not even on Tel Aviv.

Drop what? Are you admitting to having a nuclear bomb program…?

How refreshing!

CliffHanger on January 8, 2007 at 12:45 PM

If they are not innocent, if they are found guilty, under Islamic rule, then we bomb. No one ever kills innocent people, they are always guilty of being something.

right2bright on January 8, 2007 at 12:46 PM

Whew. That’s a relief.

Thanks, Nancy Pelosi!

Fred on January 8, 2007 at 12:51 PM

Oh that we could we believe such statements. Clearly the Iranians understand the objections to their nuclear program and are attempting to directly answer the question. The problem is that no one believes them.

Islamic teaching indicates that it is an acceptable tactic to lie to your enemies and those that are “infidels” (that’s us). How can we believe such statements from a Muslim under these circumstances?

omegaram on January 8, 2007 at 12:54 PM

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire…

(Ok, I feel like I’m 9 again)

E L Frederick (Sniper One) on January 8, 2007 at 1:07 PM

They can’t drop it. They can’t even, as Allah might say, pinch it.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on January 8, 2007 at 1:31 PM

We cannot drop it – not even on Tel Aviv.

Oh not because it violates some sort of weird outlandish religious principle, but rather because we have a shortage planes, spare parts to keep them flying, jet fuel, and there ain’t way we can get through the Israeli, er Zionist air defenses. Also those damn missles from the Norks didn’t exactly work out the way they promised either.
But hey put on a happy face the 12th imam is a comin.

LakeRuins on January 8, 2007 at 1:32 PM

I believe this Tehran Bob no more than I believe dems wont raise taxes.

infidel on January 8, 2007 at 1:44 PM

“We can’t drop the one that we have because we’re rather uneasy about the 132 that they said they have.”

mikeomatic on January 8, 2007 at 1:46 PM

List of things that are worthless……

tits on a hog

hillary…for..well anything….

a check from the federal govt.

vaseline with sawdust

a pop-sicle in hell

a two-headed condom

chop-stix for anything

the word of a jihadist……..

ritethinker on January 8, 2007 at 1:49 PM

Yeah, and Hitler promised not to invade Poland. We know all about taqqiya, so don’t even try it.

(No, not taquila, taqqiya).

And WE promise not to retaliate :-) Believe us?

Tony737 on January 8, 2007 at 2:11 PM

“Sir? Premier Kissoff’s on the line, and he’s hopping mad!”

mojo on January 8, 2007 at 3:31 PM

Sadly, most of America will not even notice or care. They cannot relate to pre-WW II because they are not grounded in history (for that matter, many would probably say that Germany was south of Mexico) or life beyond games and reality TV.

So, in the long run, we will be surprised how??????????

Yeah, and Hitler promised not to invade Poland. We know all about taqqiya, so don’t even try it.

(No, not taquila, taqqiya).

And WE promise not to retaliate :-) Believe us?

Tony737 on January 8, 2007 at 2:11 PM

Hitler also promised not to take the rest of Czechoslovakia – famous last words, that “peace in our time” thing of Chamberlain’s.

Unfortunately, I could believe that we would possibly not retaliate – it might not be good for business, you know.

Think about it.

Emmett J. on January 8, 2007 at 4:55 PM

That doesn’t mean Israel won’t nuke them. I just wish they’d get their story straight. One day it’s “Israel must be wiped off the face of the earth”, the next day it’s “We won’t nuke you guys, even if you are Jewish”.

darwin on January 8, 2007 at 12:42 PM

Maybe he’s trying to play “good jihadist/bad jihadist”.

ReubenJCogburn on January 8, 2007 at 5:25 PM

He says

we consider the killing of innocent people to be forbidden

What?

They help finance, equip and train terrorists to fire unguided missiles into the “innocent” Israeli civilian population and provide assistance to the insurgents that have killed thousands of “innocent” Iraqis. Of course everybody knows that the literal interpretation of the word “innocent” in Islam means muslims only as all non-muslims are considered to be filthy guilty sinners. The Iranian interpretation of “innocent” means Shia Muslims only.

Then he says

We respect all human beings

.

Ha! Who buys this crap?

Guardian on January 8, 2007 at 5:53 PM

I feel oh so much better, see they are peaceful and reasonable. If I convert now can I behead my infidel neighbors myself?

Buzzy on January 8, 2007 at 10:00 PM

If the operative word is “dropped” then he’s telling the truth, since missiles are not “dropped“.

And, since “innocent” cannot apply to any infidel, he continues being an “honest” Muslim lunatic.

You just have to have your pedophile warlord decoder ring handy.

Turn yours to Sura 9:5 and Holy Zam-Zam water! the whole story becomes clear.

profitsbeard on January 8, 2007 at 10:05 PM

Wow, I guess that leaked story of Israel’s plan to attack the Iranian nuke plants have got them singing a new tune. In public, at least.

gmoonster on January 9, 2007 at 12:29 AM

“Who buys this crap?”

Liberals.

Tony737 on January 9, 2007 at 2:38 AM

I’m thinking the pathelogical liar guy from SNL.

Mojave Mark on January 9, 2007 at 10:22 AM