Zionists to colonize the moon! Update: Zionist space aggression begins?
posted at 1:19 pm on January 4, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Iran tried to warn us. You laughed, I laughed. We all laughed.
Israelis own 10 percent of the privately owned area on the moon, according to Tom Wegner, a spokesman for Crazyshop, a company that sells plots of moon land to private individuals in Israel.
About 10,000 Israelis have purchased moon property since it became available in 2000. Of the 10 million acres sold worldwide, 1 million are owned by residents of Israel, Wegner said Wednesday…
The United Nations’ Outer Space Treaty banned states from purchasing land in space, but allowed individual citizens to purchase land, said Movshovitz.
As a result, it is possible that in the near future NASA will have to buy land from the private property owners, enabling them to demand large sums for their plots.
Supposedly, sales spiked last month when NASA announced plans to build a moon base. People are speculating in lunar real estate. Heh. Here’s the Crazyshop website; get in while you can.
I guess if you share a zip code with Saudi Arabia and Iran, the moon doesn’t sound like a bad place to be. Ah well — time for the Arabs to update the covers of their hate lit.
Update: Iran has issued a statement announcing that Mohammed was, in fact, born in the Sea of Tranquility and that he built the first mosque on precisely those 1 million acres owned by Israelis.
Update: Johnny Dollar has video of the cosmic fireworks spotted over Denver this morning. NORAD claims it was a Russian rocket booster burning up. My theory? A magic missile.
Click the image to watch.
Update: Verum Serum at last sees hope for a Palestinian state.
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Hilarious. I love it!
Bob's Kid on January 4, 2007 at 1:23 PM
Zionists to colonize the moon!
Again?
Rosetta on January 4, 2007 at 1:27 PM
Talk about your diaspora….
honora on January 4, 2007 at 1:27 PM
History of the World Part 2:
J0000000s Innnnnnnnnn Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Ringmaster on January 4, 2007 at 1:31 PM
Damn it Ringmaster…beat me to it!
Verbal Abuse on January 4, 2007 at 1:33 PM
I don’t get it. How does “Crazyshop” have rights to “sell” plots of land on the moon? Who gave them ownership of the moon?
Gregor on January 4, 2007 at 1:34 PM
How dare those ‘Jews’ try to steal the moon. The whole moon was given to us Palestinians by Allah in return for twin 8-yr old girls and their 5 year old brother. We’re immediately starting a program of using old Saturn V rockets with bomb-laden freedom fighters strapped to the outside to take back what rightfully belongs to the religion of peace.
dalewalt on January 4, 2007 at 1:40 PM
Of course the Zionists would colonize it. Without doing so, what would the Jihadis blow up?
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on January 4, 2007 at 1:43 PM
VA,
I’ve been waiting for AGES to use that one. =P
Ringmaster on January 4, 2007 at 1:45 PM
Amazing how this story can be turned into an opportunity to attack muslims huh?
Thanks for that one, I needed a good belly laugh!
THeDRiFTeR on January 4, 2007 at 1:45 PM
Best. Post. Ever.
And more proof that Jews can do anything!
Axe on January 4, 2007 at 1:48 PM
Looks like we all thought of Mel Brooks…who knew he was such a visonary man?
Pam on January 4, 2007 at 1:49 PM
Wow, THeDRiFTeR, lighten up friend!
dalewalt on January 4, 2007 at 1:50 PM
Thanks for the advice, friend.
THeDRiFTeR on January 4, 2007 at 1:53 PM
hmmmmmmm, wonder how much ten acres would cost me?
:-)
One Angry Christian on January 4, 2007 at 1:53 PM
They might as well colonize the moon. After all, they must be running out of land with that extremely huge area of the Middle East that they have colonized.
thirteen28 on January 4, 2007 at 1:59 PM
hmmmm…..if I buy into that new lunar trailer park, how soon before I cash in…?
Kid from Brooklyn on January 4, 2007 at 2:02 PM
They’re going to build a synagogue there that they wouldn’t be caught dead in.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on January 4, 2007 at 2:04 PM
Oy vey!
bdfaith on January 4, 2007 at 2:04 PM
Well, that’ll be interesting once they start combatting the Nazi Moonbase forces from the dark side of the moon!
Wired German on January 4, 2007 at 2:04 PM
And don’t forget that Dr. Evil got there first with his Alan Parsons Project.
thirteen28 on January 4, 2007 at 2:08 PM
Wow, they’ve got a lot of
gum ballsSpace Balls!!!db on January 4, 2007 at 2:08 PM
Hey Allah, could you give us a source on this:
or is that a joke? Sad thing is that I’m actually wondering.
One Angry Christian on January 4, 2007 at 2:14 PM
That must be a hell of a commute, but I bet the property taxes are low. Can’t say the same about the fuel costs.
I wonder how long it will be before Al starts warning everyone about the danger of Lunar Warming?
Is there a Wall Mart there?
Inquiring minds want to know.
RedinBlueCounty on January 4, 2007 at 2:16 PM
May the schwartz be with you-u-u-u-uu-u-u-u-u.
USN6872 on January 4, 2007 at 2:16 PM
One small step for man, ONE GIANT NEW OCCUPAYYYSHUN BY THE JOOOOOOS!
WriterMom on January 4, 2007 at 2:17 PM
and I know just how they’re fueling those spaceships, too.
Better save some for Purim!
Slublog on January 4, 2007 at 2:25 PM
Klaatu Barada Hebrew
infidel4life on January 4, 2007 at 2:25 PM
LOL
I just watched the sci-fi clip. Evil Jew Queen defeated by an ‘dark eyed maiden’ with the help of a Samurai Kazoo!
LOL
RedinBlueCounty on January 4, 2007 at 2:31 PM
that was painfully funny.
One Angry Christian on January 4, 2007 at 2:32 PM
Just how stupid do you have to be to buy a piece of the moon? OTOH, I’ve got some oceanfront property in Arizona that’s really going to skyrocket! Call 555-555-1234
R D on January 4, 2007 at 2:34 PM
And a Bridge!
R D on January 4, 2007 at 2:40 PM
Frank J over at IMAO isn’t going to like this at all.
Retread on January 4, 2007 at 2:41 PM
Dude, I would totally buy moon plot.
1.) It’s a great pick up line for easy girls in the bar.
2.) It’s something to bet at the poker game when you’re out.
3.) I don’t THINK Intl law applies, and
4.) No door-to-door evangelists!!
Ringmaster on January 4, 2007 at 2:42 PM
Crater of apartheid.
flipflop on January 4, 2007 at 2:44 PM
Puts a whole new spin on the “I’ve got some swampland/bridge/ desert to sell if you believe that” chestnut.
CrimsonFisted on January 4, 2007 at 2:45 PM
Attack muslims?? are you serious? Have you heard their reasons for any and all of their attacks? Please.
Rick on January 4, 2007 at 2:48 PM
Check out this site . Apparently, this guy laid claim to the moon and all other planets within our solar system a couple of decades ago. He informed the US, UN, and USSR that he was staking a claim. Since they did not dispute it, he claims to own the entire moon and is selling it one acre at a time. Maybe he’s a nutjob, but he’s a rich nutjob now!
lan astaslem on January 4, 2007 at 2:49 PM
Oh — and here’s a funny… Zoom all the way in on one of the landing sites.
lan astaslem on January 4, 2007 at 2:50 PM
Is the moon Kosher?
Ever hear of Lake Havasu and the London Bridge, it worked for McCulloch (sp?)
right2bright on January 4, 2007 at 3:05 PM
Ah, the power of Zionist cheese!
dalewalt on January 4, 2007 at 3:08 PM
The moon is big. There will be plenty of places to nuke without hitting Jews.
Anyway, isn’t there a bigger concern for Jew-hating Muslims than Israeli control of the moon? Perhaps… Pigs in Space!
frankj on January 4, 2007 at 3:12 PM
…running around, protecting the Hebrew race…
Mark V. on January 4, 2007 at 3:15 PM
Such a schlep it is to get up there, but once you do… free moon rocks!
Jim Treacher on January 4, 2007 at 3:17 PM
Typical Zionist. Making excuses for American humor. The Islamophobic elitists. Can’t you think of someone else to direct your shameful sense of humor at?
Apparently not.
I DECLARE JIHAD! … no wait. Will saying that get me banned?
EEP!
One Angry Christian on January 4, 2007 at 3:27 PM
In a related story with an ending that’s a bummer, 50,000 San Fransisco residents misinterpreted sales flyers and ended up purchasing every available plot on Uranus.
fogw on January 4, 2007 at 3:30 PM
Typical of conservative bloggers. I ask for a source, and allah gives me nothing … nadda … zip … zilch. I think it’s time the Associated Press taught you a lesson in fabricated sources … ermmm… I mean… damn,that was out loud wasn’t it?
this foot needs salt.
…
so where’s my source man?
One Angry Christian on January 4, 2007 at 3:34 PM
Uh… Wasn’t allah originally a moon god?
As for the guy claiming the moon and selling it off. Is he going to provide a clear title?
Catseye on January 4, 2007 at 3:35 PM
LOL RE:International law not applying. Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer takes Mr. Burns’ boat out to international waters so Moe can sell them alchohol on a Sunday. Bonus points to anyone who can name Mr. Burns’ monkey in that episode!
righteouschops on January 4, 2007 at 3:40 PM
Shhh. First the Middle East, next, the moon (all Muslim holy land must be taken – that’s what zionism is).
Rick on January 4, 2007 at 3:42 PM
Someone gave me a star once. All official and everything. Of course there are about a gazillion stars and only one (Earth) moon. I would also buy a moon plot.
My husband’s a Jew, so we can probably get one wholesale…..
honora on January 4, 2007 at 3:43 PM
ZIONIST!!!
I’m still waiting on my source.
One Angry Christian on January 4, 2007 at 3:49 PM
All your moons are belong to us.
thebookkeeper on January 4, 2007 at 3:58 PM
The Palestine’s want their moon back.
Jimmy Carter is going to negotiate the moon peace talks. Pelosi wants to be the first speaker of the moon, Jefferson wants to know if there are any good hiding places for some “extra” cash, and wRangle is kicking out the man in the moon because he has a better view than wRangle. The minute men are building a wall to keep the Martians out, President Bush is looking for the WMD’s, and Peta claiming mistreatment of moondawgs…developing.
right2bright on January 4, 2007 at 4:31 PM
Well you know what they say, good things come to those who wait.
Filty liars….
honora on January 4, 2007 at 4:31 PM
The monkey’s name was Furious George (boy do I have alot of free time on my hands)
Everything funny I wanted to say has been said already, but I’ll add that if Manishevitz starts selling stuff on the moon I’m declaring Jihad
Defector01 on January 4, 2007 at 4:31 PM
Many years ago I read a book entitled “Diaspora”. Years after a nuclear war in the Middle East, the Second Holocaust, Israel moves to the Moon, calling itself New Israel. With a minor debate on the roll of women in Orthodox Judaism, the book is mainly a reflection of the same old. Terrorists still bomb New Israel (they’re French Muslims), and the UN continues in condemnations of New Israel for everything. Tired of history repeating itself again, unknown to everyone, New Israel developed a secret project – it blasted the Moon out of orbit heading for a discovered habitable planet around Alpha Centauri.
hadsil on January 4, 2007 at 4:34 PM
And we were left with a planet with a few doctors,even fewer attorneys, lousy movies, worse music, no comedians, and Wall Street is open only 2 days a week.
right2bright on January 4, 2007 at 4:42 PM
Wasn’t there an old Saturday Night Live skit called “Jews in Space”?
dallas94 on January 4, 2007 at 4:50 PM
right2bright, I really really wanted that angle, and just couldn’t make it happen :)
But look, if they are planning to leave orbit, I want a ride. It looks like I’m not getting my post-apocalyptic wasteland where I can rule with impunity, and Nancy Pelosi with a gavel is creeping me out. I’ll keep to myself, I swear.
Axe on January 4, 2007 at 4:55 PM
I have been saying it for a very long time before this even came out. If the Israelis or a Jewish group were to decide to leave earth land on an other planet, lets say Uranus, some Arabs will get all pissy about it, because they have no right ot occupy the territory, they marked the X in Mecca and that spot on Uranus is theirs.
StuLongIsland on January 4, 2007 at 5:27 PM
It was at the end of the cinematic epic History Of The World, Part I, by Mel Brooks.
A must-see for sure.
thirteen28 on January 4, 2007 at 5:59 PM
Every time they squint at the Moon at sunset to see if there’s a crescent, and therefore a new month has started, they’ll be looking at Joooo Land.
Heh.
I ought to buy a piece just so there’d be Zionist Christian Land up there too.
The Monster on January 4, 2007 at 6:41 PM
Wait wait wait wait wait just a freeking minute! Who gets paid for these privately owned plots of land and who says that person even has the right to sell it.
Not to mention the fact that The US made it there first. That’s like one nation landing on an island that no one else could get too and being told, “Sorry, that’s for everyone but you.”
I say Richard Branson and Trump should just start developing there, and if anyone objects, “Well come on up and stop me, oh and buy the way, we have some very nice far side condos with great views.”
- The Cat
Freekin moon stealing UN
MirCat on January 4, 2007 at 6:42 PM
::::Start ‘Hava Naglia’ ::::
Jews in Spaaaaaacccce!!!!!!
Mooseman on January 4, 2007 at 6:43 PM
H.G. Well’ giant ants living under the dusty surface of the Moon are going to have something to say about all this.
And it gives a new meaning to “Moon Over Miami”.
profitsbeard on January 4, 2007 at 7:18 PM
How the heck do ya sell something that doesn’t belong to you? Moon land? Stars? If you “buy” a star and have it named after you or such crap, how do you know they won’t “sell” it again to somebody else? That’s the greatest scam I’ve ever heard of. But I’m sure chicks dig it. “Look honey, I had a star named after you!” “Awwwe, thanks baby, you’re sweet.” There’s a sucker born every minute, fool and his money soon departed, etc etc.
Still waitin’ on History of the World Part 2.
Tony737 on January 4, 2007 at 7:51 PM
“International Star Registry” pppfffttt riiiiiiight, that’s about as legit as the U.N. Only NASA has been there, only the United States has claim to the area NASA landed on. If some enterprising civilian company can get there, it’s their’s!
Tony737 on January 4, 2007 at 7:55 PM
she’s coming to take you awayy haha…
wasn’t there a song like that?
right2bright on January 4, 2007 at 9:07 PM
Any excuse’ll do.
Reaps on January 4, 2007 at 9:19 PM
Actually, I doubt they’d appreciate me direct-linking, so
Fixy Fixy
Reaps on January 4, 2007 at 9:23 PM
Is this where the MOONBATS come from? 8 hours and not a word about this. I would ask a couple questions.
Would this bring more MOONBATS to earth?
What’s the parking like?
ANYWAY, I have the title to the moon, patented deed. Send your money here. Cold side half off til noon Friday.
shooter on January 4, 2007 at 9:53 PM
Speaking of moon and space stuff…we had some real bright illegal aliens trying to sneak in to Colorado last night.
shooter on January 4, 2007 at 9:56 PM
I wonder if jamil whomever hussein now runs from the law, becomes a fugitive that just can not be found. I mean heck, they lost him once.
shooter on January 4, 2007 at 10:38 PM
Geez, after too many nutjobs claim that we’re supposedly running something called the “World Economic Steering Committee,” we’re taking on the Moon, too? Can the “occupation” of Mars be far behind?
SpartRan on January 4, 2007 at 11:02 PM
Why, are you looking to buy some land out in Mars? Let me know if you are – part of the zionist plan includes Mars. Also, part of our US imperial plan is to make Mars a US colony – what do you think those rovers we sent up there were doing? Rove/rovers – get it?
Rick on January 5, 2007 at 12:15 AM
This thread just keeps on giving. I keep laughing, and the more I check back in, the funnier it gets. I think it’s because I have that “Jews in Space” musical number running through my head everytime I read a comment now.
We’re jewwwwwws, we’re jewwwwwwws in space–
Axe on January 5, 2007 at 2:06 AM
I wish we’d send all the child molesters to the moon, it would be full asap.
Highrise on January 5, 2007 at 4:39 AM
How do you get that web site in English?
CAD Daddy on January 5, 2007 at 11:43 AM
Oh Tony, Tony. You’re that kid who reminds the teacher she forgot to give a homework assignment on Friday…you’re the relative who gives kids sensible clothes for their birthdays…you wonder why you’re not popular….sad, sad, sad.
honora on January 5, 2007 at 11:55 AM
Isn’t Battlestar Galactica (at least the old version) a archtype of jews wondering in space? The whole lost tribe thing. If so, what would that make the Cylons?
Catseye on January 5, 2007 at 1:03 PM
Ever wonder what would happen if all the Jews left Earth? See May We Please have the Moon?
bernieg1 on September 16, 2009 at 8:48 PM
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