Out of respect for fellow commenters I’ll keep my related stories to myself.

It’s really sad, imagine going through like this.

Had they just offered the lady a couple of bottles of bubble Citroma, all would have been well for under $3.

The only drawback would be the “mudslide” running down into the cave toward the other tourists…..

(For the Reality TV title idea- how about “Girls Gone Wide“?)

BTW- I can only hope that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was sitting on that pictured little folding chair first. He’d make a fine suppository.

They didn’t give her a chocolate bar, did they?

I think the issue here is what we are seeing in nearly everything nowadays and it’s getting us into real trouble. No one wants to take a stand on what makes logical sense. That business should have not warned her but flat out told her NO and probably thought about this beforehand and had the width requirements on their signs…they better now after this incident.

The problem is some idiot liberal judge would allow the lawsuit if she brought one. For now, they should just send her the bill on what it cost to free her, especially since she was warned..not once but twice. I ultimately place the finger shaking blame on the business but put the costs to free her squarely in her side of the court.

Girl got back.

bloggless on January 2, 2007 at 9:00 PM

I was going to throw out a name or two of my own, but after seeing this one, I see that there would be no point. I know when I’ve been outdone, even if preemptively.

Okay, enough seriousness. She so fat…

When she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

After sex, the guy has to roll over twice.

Somewhere in this incident, there’s the makings of a “reality” TV show. Anyone care to suggest a title?

The Real Journey to the Center of the Earth

Now maybe I can borrow that pulley…….there is this certain neighbor…..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………maybe

Somewhere in this incident, there’s the makings of a “reality” TV show. Anyone care to suggest a title?

How about “Fat lady stuck in a cave”?

She has enough problems…like getting mash notes from manatees…when she wants to bury herself in the sand at the beach, she needs an environmental impact study…once lost her car keys in her navel, and they were still in the ignition at the time!

PLEASE STOP ME!

The tourists, including two asthmatic children, were given blankets, water and chocolate bars as the rescue proceeded.

One rescuer was able to climb over the woman to deliver insulin to the diabetic.

Good God, the story is even more funny than some of the comments. They are lucky the woman didn’t eat the children.
And why is the visual of using rescuer climber to climb over her so freakin funny. What the hell was he grabbing onto, to make the climb?
Is that a pick ax, or are you excited to climb me?

Well… the good news is that it was a natural cave so she shouldn’t be able to sue.

Jones Zemkophill on January 2, 2007 at 4:20 PM

Actually, this will cause a legal and political struggle between two groups on the left – the environmentalists who will want to keep the cave intact and the ACLU for trying to gain for this woman the right to enter the cave WITHOUT losing weight – i.e., blast a “overweight access entrance somewhere.” This of course will cause the environmentalists to also state that should not have to lose weight because this is her “natural state” and who are we to force people to change?

Oh I can’t wait!

(Did I make that sarcastic enough?)