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Video: Christmas, 24 style

posted at 5:00 pm on December 25, 2006 by Ian
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Ha! Classic.

JG2K6 on December 25, 2006 at 5:45 PM

That was cute! If I were to write one. I would have Santa figure his way into Jack Bauer’s house. Bauer hears a noise. He sneaks downstairs and puts Santa in a sleeper hold. Discover he was the real deal, now has to put Santa in the back seat of the sleigh, and travel with Curtis dropping off the packages. (but can’t be done, jack is being held captive and tortured by the Chinese according to the DVD I just seen). President Logan gets coal.

StuLongIsland on December 25, 2006 at 6:23 PM

I know where my wife will be Jan 14/15.

FYI our newborn son (1 of 2, twins, fraternal, etc) is named Jack. Yeah, I lost that battle. We did name our newborn daughter Evie after Evangeline Lilly on Lost. Yay for naming kids after celebrities you covet openly!

Neo on December 25, 2006 at 7:00 PM

I thought this was someones funny take off on 24. This is just a commercial for Fox and 24. It’s still cute though.

marianpaul on December 25, 2006 at 7:06 PM

I know where my wife will be Jan 14/15.

What you lose track of her often? You should seek counseling about that…. ;-)

Tim Burton on December 25, 2006 at 8:26 PM

I have not been watching “24.”

I don’t know what I am missing.

William

William2006 on December 25, 2006 at 8:40 PM

I haven’t ever watched the program but this little promo spot is cute.

Bob's Kid on December 25, 2006 at 9:43 PM

I learned about the program through Rush. I watched all 4 seasons from my local video store in a little over 3 months. Oh my gosh!!! I loved it. I’m not sure I can watch it on a regular weekly basis. I would go crazy. Cute commercial.

jatfla on December 25, 2006 at 11:14 PM

A great show.

A great commerical/spoof.

Jack Baur jokes, um, er, lifted from http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a @#$%^& terrorist.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

The only reason you’re conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn’t want to carry you.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.

They say you can’t go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.

When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.

Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: “In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world… five seasons in a row.” Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled “WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!”

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar… and Jack Bauer is going to find out why…

Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed.

Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there’s no life on Mars.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.

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On this one from another website.

Jack Bauer told God he needed access. The result was the Big Bang.

georgej on December 26, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Thanks for the link, Ian!!!

Lady Jane on December 26, 2006 at 2:54 PM

I learned about the program through Rush. I watched all 4 seasons from my local video store in a little over 3 months. Oh my gosh!!! I loved it. I’m not sure I can watch it on a regular weekly basis. I would go crazy. Cute commercial.

jatfla on December 25, 2006 at 11:14 PM

There’s a fifth season too, so don’t forget to watch that one before the sixth begins in mid-Jan.

Ian on December 26, 2006 at 5:02 PM

Now that Christmas is over (!!!Thank goodness), I’m ready to go for number 5. And thanks to georgej. I had many laughs! Especially the one about Stalin, Hitler and Nina. I couldn’t help myself….I liked Nina.

jatfla on December 26, 2006 at 10:08 PM

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