Boy loses testicle to shari’a
posted at 1:46 pm on December 21, 2006 by Allahpundit
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The good news is, shari’a hasn’t stopped women from becoming doctors in Turkey. The bad news is, um…
Look at it this way: it was payback time.
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Dear God…
KSgop on December 21, 2006 at 1:50 PM
That just proves why women shouldn’t be doctors. At least, in their way of thinking.
It doesn’t matter if a women dies or is permanent injured because a male doctor can’t touch her. That’s completely different. /sarcasm
CookeyD on December 21, 2006 at 1:54 PM
in addition he is now known as Abdul “lefty” Hibob…..
Guardian on December 21, 2006 at 1:55 PM
That hurts just thinking about it. And this is the kind of life the liberals want us to have here. Yeesh.
MarineDad on December 21, 2006 at 1:56 PM
At least we isn’t half-cocked….
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 21, 2006 at 1:57 PM
Maybe this is what happened to Rosie as a child.
spmat on December 21, 2006 at 1:58 PM
Wait… ya’ mean castration? … or mutilation of female genitals? The ambiguity is making me crazy.
CyberCipher on December 21, 2006 at 2:01 PM
I’d give my left nut for a good shari’a story!
lorien1973 on December 21, 2006 at 2:03 PM
Anything detrimental to his ability to produce future Jihadists is absolutely wonderful!
irishsquid on December 21, 2006 at 2:05 PM
Damn, that guys got ball.
Dash on December 21, 2006 at 2:05 PM
Take two and call me in the morning.
irishsquid on December 21, 2006 at 2:06 PM
A midget complained to his doctor that his testicles ached all the time.
The physician told the midget to drop his pants. The doctor then lifted him up onto the table to take a look.
Putting one finger under the left testicle, the doctor had the midget cough. “Hmmm” said the doctor. Then, putting his finger under the right testicle, the doc asked the midget to cough again.
“Ahhh!” said the doctor, as he reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip on the right side & then snip, snip, snip on the left side.
The doctor then told the midget to pull up his pants and see if he still ached.
The midget was delighted with the result. He walked around the doc’s office and his testicles did not ache.
“What did you do Doc?” he asked.
The doc replied, “I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.”
there it is on December 21, 2006 at 2:07 PM
The hard part would be finding the Adams Apple under all those chins.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 21, 2006 at 2:14 PM
Hitler had only one left ball.
Himmler had two but very small.
Goebels, he had no balls,
Blah blah blah blah, etc.
Sorry, I forget the rest.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on December 21, 2006 at 2:17 PM
They’ve got ball.
JammieWearingFool on December 21, 2006 at 2:20 PM
ALLAH AKBAR!!!
or something.
One Angry Christian on December 21, 2006 at 2:20 PM
Unbelieveable. HOW can you be a doctor, and not be able to touch your patient??? I suppose there’s a lot of jokes to be had here, but c’mon guys…would ya want this to happen to YOU?
And there was no male doctor for this kid to see?
What if he put a veil on his nuts? (OK, I couldn’t resist) And I find it funny that even a topic on a lost nut still gets related to poor Rosie…:-)
JetBoy on December 21, 2006 at 2:22 PM
Is a male doctor allowed to touch a female patient? I’m guessing yes. That’s provided the patient willing to risk “Honor Killing”.
irishsquid on December 21, 2006 at 2:31 PM
Where is Nancy Pelosi, the U.N. and NOW? And the glorious world media? This subject makes me absolutely furious!!!
The pain those girls must endure during FGM, regardless of the loss of further pleasure and all other implications. I’m pained just reading/thinking about it, physically and otherwise.
Yesterday the Iraquis who took over an important province ate the heart of a rabbit and the heads off frogs. No one, except Drudge, even thought about it further. This should be exposed for weeks. Where are thos animal rights activists? And the analysts on how backwards all these customs are for today’s world norms. And where are those one-world leftie idiot?
This is why I despise the idealists so much. Not for their ideals, but for their multiple standards and the excuse for anyting that is not PC or multi-culty. The hypocrisy makes me insanely mad!!!
Yes, this topic, female doctor, is just as maddening!!!
Entelechy on December 21, 2006 at 2:34 PM
Dr. Airbag? But she wouldn’t get near the sack?
G on December 21, 2006 at 2:39 PM
I can see it now……. Hillary Care, after your 12 year old daughter is given an abortion without your notice, the following procedure is performed because we want to be tolerant to Muslems:
PinkyBigglesworth on December 21, 2006 at 2:51 PM
Great joke!! Thanks for the laugh there it is!!
maintenanceman on December 21, 2006 at 2:55 PM
Sorry for the misspellings and singular/plural errors. One shouldn’t click on the ’submit’ button when mad…
Entelechy on December 21, 2006 at 2:58 PM
DirkaDirka….having a ball…wish you were here…
seejanemom on December 21, 2006 at 2:59 PM
or should I say, had a ball…
seejanemom on December 21, 2006 at 2:59 PM
This is really thin, how do we know he lost his testicle because of the delays? We don’t.
And lest we forget, it was in my lifetime that blacks were refused admission to many hospitals, period. This cultural smugness is a bit much.
honora on December 21, 2006 at 3:16 PM
His rap stage name could be one-pac
The Monster on December 21, 2006 at 3:24 PM
Yeah and I am darned indignant about that too.
Bob's Kid on December 21, 2006 at 3:35 PM
Exactly how old are you?
jic on December 21, 2006 at 3:37 PM
58.
honora on December 21, 2006 at 3:40 PM
So we shouldn’t criticise the Turks because of a practice we ended close to half a century ago, just because you were alive for a few years while it was dying out?
jic on December 21, 2006 at 3:46 PM
You’d think in 58 years on Earth you’d gain some wisdom. You’ve got a long way to go before you grow up. I doubt you’ll make though.
Andy in Agoura Hills on December 21, 2006 at 3:50 PM
If Bill Clinton can remember black churches in Arkansas being bombed, I guess honora can remember blacks being refused hospital admission.
irishsquid on December 21, 2006 at 4:24 PM
Unless people are still being refused hospital admission due to the color of their skin… I’d say that your comments are a bit of a stretch.
After all, we can adapt and overcome, one of the tenants of Islam is not to learn, but to look backward at Muhammad and do what he would do.
So, Honora, whose head would Muhammad lop off?
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 21, 2006 at 4:29 PM
And lest we forget, it was in my lifetime that blacks were refused admission to many hospitals, period. This cultural smugness is a bit much.
Well, I can be smug, since it wasn’t in my lifetime that black were refused admission to hospitals. Come to my town – they control just about everything- and have for – here it is – my lifetime.
Carin on December 21, 2006 at 4:38 PM
E.L. Fred, Lorien, Dash and Monster, thank you for the laughs!
Pinky, there is nothing sicker. more barbaric or more evil than F.G.M. Any country that practises it should be bombed back to the Sto … wait, they’re already IN the Stone Age! But hey, all cultures are equal, right Libs? For those who think we should “talk” to the terrorists, I hope you don’t have any daughters ’cause this is what they’re gonna bring to America.
Tony737 on December 21, 2006 at 4:53 PM
It’s a good thing that Honora isn’t 6, or she could end up as some Jihadi’s favorite wife.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 21, 2006 at 4:56 PM
Tony737, THANK YOU!
honora, I know you’re smart. Make my day, just once, and write something, unconditionally, like this, without bashing anyone for anything:
- this is WRONG, both the doctor subject and FGM
or
- both, Rosie and the Donald are a bunch of phonies with big egos
Entelechy on December 21, 2006 at 5:01 PM
I’m going to have to side with honora on this one (except for the cultural smugness snark). For a person not to receive treatment just because his doctor is female indicates more to me than just a no-touch policy. The fact that he couldn’t just go to another doctor seems to be more of the cause of this than sharia. And that isn’t something unique to Islamic society–look at the state of socialized medicine in Canada, for example.
Hack Ptui on December 21, 2006 at 5:25 PM
And lest we forget, it was in my lifetime that blacks were refused admission to many hospitals, period.
-Honora
See, Honora, you used the past tense. It WAS. Not IS. Of course that depends on what your definition of IS is. If the jihadis have their way their way, you won’t have to worry about IS or WAS, though. You’ll be too worried about WILL BE.
58, huh? Never woulda guessed it.
Barntender on December 21, 2006 at 5:28 PM
“The pain those girls must endure during FGM, regardless of the loss of further pleasure and all other implications. I’m pained just reading/thinking about it, physically and otherwise.”
Entelechy, you express the exact same thing I was thinking, this is just so f-ing barbaric it makes me sick!
bernzright777 on December 21, 2006 at 5:38 PM
Am I missing the joke somewhere? I really don’t see the humor?
SouthernGent on December 21, 2006 at 5:39 PM
There it is,
I laughed my balls off!
PRCalDude on December 21, 2006 at 6:03 PM
If this guy is anything like Lance Armstrong, he’ll spend the rest of his life talking about his one ball.
What do you call a dog with really short legs and iron balls?
Sparky!
Scot on December 21, 2006 at 6:03 PM
I wasn’t alive then. Neither were most of the blacks kids I deal with. Of course, they were all alive when I attended a predominantly black school and got the hell kicked out of me … for being white.
“hey whitey. Hey trailer park white trash.”
You can take that self righteous crap and stuff it.
One Angry Christian on December 21, 2006 at 6:08 PM
Its a start.
Viper1 on December 21, 2006 at 7:20 PM
Right back atcha Entelechy.
Here’s the problem. Libs have their eyes closed to the world, they know nothing about anything, except pop culture, where they excel to the highest levels. I have lots of lib friends and I know the following is not the exception to the rule, it IS the rule. Example:
I just had dinner with my Flight Crew and several other Crews (Pilots and Flight Attendants) at the hotel bar. The Pilots, all conservatives, the Flighties, all liberals (except me). The subject of war and terrorism came up and the libs could not add ANYTHING to the discussion besides “Why can’t we all just get along?” The cons all knew and understood the enemy and the history of islam. Most of them were ex-Military pilots and they get it. The libs had no clue about female genital mutilation, honor killings, jizya tax, dhimmitude, etc. How do you debate with these things with people who have ZERO knowledge of it and have no background to work from? I had to keep stopping to backtrack through history and explain what abrogation is, what the hadiths are, Meccan Islam vs Medina Islam, Shame Society vs Guilt Society, etc etc etc. One tried Honora’s trick: “Well, look at how we used to treat blacks in *this* country!” Ah yes, the old ‘equal moralities’ play. I said “Yeah, USED TO! But we’ve corrected those errors a long time ago. These koranimals are only getting WORSE with time. You guys think Bush is taking away your rights? What rights will you have if the islamofascists take over this country? None!”
Now, when the subject turned to Paris Hilton, then the libs became experts on all things Hollywood and pop culture and the cons were barely able to keep up.
Moral of the story: Let the adults handle the bad guys and let the children pick which movie to see.
A little bit off topic, sorry.
Tony737 on December 21, 2006 at 8:10 PM
Thank you Tony737 for your story. It’s on topic all right. It explains why so much frustration with the “absent”.
Also read your story on the “job” thread. You’re such a good guy. How’s the little 737 princess?
Entelechy on December 22, 2006 at 1:26 AM
Thanks Ent. I almost didn’t post that job story after proof reading ’cause it sounded too “me me me” but I get pissed off when people like Honora think you can’t make it in this country. Typical lib, I guess maybe instead of workin’ my ass off to get to where I am, I should’ve asked for govt assistance! Now I have a stack of medical bills from the pregnancy (after insurance) ’cause it was high risk, if I were a lib I’d be askin’ the govt to pay those bills for me. Instead I borrowed money from my 401 (K) and … Oh my gawd, I’m doin’ it again! ME ME ME! Sorry! Little Princess is great, thanks for asking :-)
Tony737 on December 22, 2006 at 4:37 AM
Uncovered meat?
James on December 22, 2006 at 8:08 AM
I think that looking at cultural practices we embraced only 50 years is relevant to this discussion. 50 years is very short time in terms of the longevity of these particular cultures/religions. My point is it’s all very well to throw stones at other cultures but this smug sort of self congratulations ignores recent history.
I will take your 58 comment as a compliment. (Hope springs eternal after all….;^)
honora on December 22, 2006 at 10:26 AM
Howdy Entelechy: well honey I think I did bash both Donald and Rosie on another thread, both are big, vulgar, narcissistic boobs IMO.
Of course I think FGM is wrong; I don’t think the doctor is wrong necessarily. I think the system is wrong if it allows people to go untended due to their gender, which is different than saying it’s “wrong” for a female doctor not to tend a male patient.
Hope you have a great Christmas and a properous NY!!
honora on December 22, 2006 at 10:30 AM
It doesn’t matter if a women dies or is permanent injured because a male doctor can’t touch her.
Nor does it matter that Saudi schoolgirls can’t get out of a burning building because they were improperly dressed.
F***ing savages.
My point is it’s all very well to throw stones at other cultures but this smug sort of self congratulations ignores recent history.
So a society that HAS changed positively in the last few decades is no better than a society that has NOT changed for the past thousand years? Interesting. I would think we’d want to take pride in recent progress rather than wallowing in the sins of the past.
Lehuster on December 22, 2006 at 10:45 AM
Or, if our society could change for the better, can we not hold out hope that others can? And again, my point is that 50 years is a neglible period of time in terms of the history of either our culture or theirs.
honora on December 22, 2006 at 11:02 AM
That’s hugely unfair to the Turks. They have a lot of problems, but they are the only majority-Muslim country in the region that is anywhere close to being a modern, secular democracy. They have made huge changes to their society over the past century. Hell, they didn’t even have last names until the 1920s!
jic on December 22, 2006 at 1:29 PM
Sure. But how exactly does that shield them from criticism?
jic on December 22, 2006 at 3:41 PM
Well reasonably intelligent people would look at these practices and be able to condemn the practice (which may be barbaric) but not the entire culture. I don’t object to criticizing aspects of another culture, it’s the wholesale condemnation that is so inane.
honora on December 22, 2006 at 3:53 PM
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