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Video: Tony Snow battles (L)BDS press on importance of First Lady’s surgery

posted at 10:00 am on December 20, 2006 by Ian
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You’ve heard of “Bush Derangement Syndrome”–the tendency of otherwise normal people to concoct crazy conspiracy theories at the mere mention of President Bush’s name. Now the disease has mutated to a virulent new form that attacks the press. It’s called LBDS, for “Laura Bush Derangement Syndrome,” and was apparently spawned when news broke that the First Lady had a small skin cancer lesion removed from her leg. Here’s Tony Snow battling against LBDS during a White House presser Tuesday. Godspeed, Tony:



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Most secretive White House EVA!

Mortis on December 20, 2006 at 10:03 AM

I feel sorry for Tony Snow. I couldn’t deal with those morons. Tony does a great job.

MikeyB on December 20, 2006 at 10:11 AM

They truly are insane, and I am being kind in telling them
“Use a Q-tip or something!”
However I don’t really think that will help because they would have to pull their heads out of the dark place in order to use one.

bbz123 on December 20, 2006 at 10:14 AM

good grief. eyes rolling. getting this thing removed is like getting a wart frozen off. no big deal.

pullingmyhairout on December 20, 2006 at 10:18 AM

Oh my God!!! It’s a scandal!! A scandal I tell you!!!

These morons did the same thing when Cheney shot the lawyer dude. They’ll claim it fits some kind of pattern of Bush not being open with the press.

bert169 on December 20, 2006 at 10:19 AM

If inly they could be so doggedly inquisitive over something that really matters,but I won’t hold my breath.

bbz123 on December 20, 2006 at 10:21 AM

Now, if we could only remove those cancer growths seated in front of Tony.

Did the White House Press Corps go into full court press with Clinton’s press secretaries to demand he release his medical records?

Of course not, he’s a democrat. Duh.

fogw on December 20, 2006 at 10:25 AM

I feel sorry for Tony Snow. I couldn’t deal with those morons. Tony does a great job.

MikeyB on December 20, 2006 at 10:11 AM

The one thing Tony has going for him, is that he himself was a journalist, so he probably knows all of the ins and outs, and knows what they really mean when they ask a question.

amerpundit on December 20, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Insane!

Clark1 on December 20, 2006 at 10:28 AM

Is the first lady supposed to release a statement when she goes to the bathroom, as well?

amerpundit on December 20, 2006 at 10:28 AM

I saw this earlier and caught this nugget of wisdom over at the Time blog from one of their smarter readers:

Since George Bush has eliminated my right to privacy I see no reason why Laura Bush should hide behind her privacy rights.

I’d like to see Rumsfeld replace Tony Snow next year. Or at least be waiting in the wings. When an the idiots start hyperventilating, Tony can “tag” Rummy, and he’ll come to the podium. Maybe Bill Parcels or Bobby Knight could fill in from time to time.

As fro the BDSers – what are they going to do in 2009? Their whole life is dedicated to Bush, they ar completely obsessed. I think there will be a lot of people in therapy, especially since I suspect Bush will not pull a Carter or Clinton, and just quietly head back to his ranch, making an appearance here and there.

reaganaut on December 20, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Oh…my…God…

I join everyone else’s comments above me.

I don’t know how Tony Snow can do this in good humor. Maybe he’s severely medicated…I know I’d have to be to not lose my temper.

These clips are good to show, I think because if anyone thinks that the White House Press Corps (arguably the pinnacle of journalism) is made up of an extremely bright group of people, they are sadly mistaken. They remind me of the people I went to High School with who were not in the Advance Placement courses: well-meaning, but of average intellect.

asc85 on December 20, 2006 at 10:29 AM

TONY SNOW: “Thank you for your concern.”

Heh.

Benthoven on December 20, 2006 at 10:30 AM

WOW…there is no way Tony makes enough money to deal with these morons.

EEprom on December 20, 2006 at 10:38 AM

I agree with the press 100% here.
I think that it is Tony’s responsblity to share every detail of the first lady’s health. We should know about every zit, hang nail, sneeze, cough and soft bowel movement. Yup it is Tony’s duty to report on her doodie.

liberrocky on December 20, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Is the first lady supposed to release a statement when she goes to the bathroom, as well?

Well…Of course she does!!!! It’s a conspiracy I tell ya! A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vcferlita on December 20, 2006 at 10:43 AM

I’d like to see Rumsfeld replace Tony Snow next year.

John Bolton’s available. Maybe he could make a one-time guest appearance as WHPS and tell all these elite puppetheads to STFU.

fogw on December 20, 2006 at 10:44 AM

There is nothing that he can say to quell the restless natives.

Is there something in the D.C. water?

budorob on December 20, 2006 at 10:46 AM

Comedic genius..If it was staged and scripted, which, sadly, it was not. *sigh*

I like the Rumsfeld idea Reaganaut, I miss him putting the smackdown on the media. We need more government officials responding to dumb questions with that classic Rummy-Look that says loud-and-clear:You sir, are a moron.

Maybe Mrs Bush should get some Botox or a face-lift, give the White House Press Corp some Real News to report!
(Not that she needs it, btw) But doesn’t this sound like Hollyweird gossip-rag reporting?

KeaponLaffin on December 20, 2006 at 10:46 AM

I would like to sponsor a trip for all of them to the annual
” An afternoon with the mullahs”
Press junket and see how they fare.

bbz123 on December 20, 2006 at 10:48 AM

Does anyone have a question of substance? All that is going on in the world….Anyone?

My Dad has had the same procedure. I found out in a passing comment and left it at that. No big deal to him, so it was no big deal to me.

How does Tony keep his cool? It was like children asking “Why?” to every answer he gave.

ej_pez on December 20, 2006 at 10:58 AM

The dirty little secret is that based on aptitude scores including SAT’s and Graduate Record Examinations, Schools of Journalism consistently attract the bottom of the barrell compared to the rest of Academia.

Incidentally, the Education Department fares only slightly better.

Sure, there are exceptions, but in essence we are allowing the idiots amongst us to control the agenda.

there it is on December 20, 2006 at 11:02 AM

I already sense the next opening sketch on SNL.

And I haven’t even watched the video, yet.

SWLiP on December 20, 2006 at 11:08 AM

If inly they could be so doggedly inquisitive over something that really matters,but I won’t hold my breath.

bbz123 on December 20, 2006 at 10:21 AM

EXACTLY! Something like who is Jamil Hussein, or were those 6 Iraqi citizens really burned alive – if these reporters aren’t feeling particularly energetic. But if they are truly motivated they could look into how rapidly Syria is re-arming Hezbollah, or how that “civil war” is going. . . no, not in Iraq – In GAZA silly.

And if all else fails they should just GET. A. LIFE.

The Ritz on December 20, 2006 at 11:10 AM

I find it downright hilarious that the MSM is making such a big deal about Laura Bush’s choice not to make a grand public spectacle about her having a discolored mole removed from her leg…Because this is the same MSM that tried to tell us for years that a President having an adulterous affair with a member of his staff in the White House is a private matter.

TexasRainmaker on December 20, 2006 at 11:14 AM

He missed a great opportunity. He could have said “Mrs. Bush is not an elected or appointed official, and has no authority in making or implementing US policy. It’s not like she’s running a commission trying to impose a massive bureaucracy to deprive Americans of freedom of choice in healthcare or anything.

The Monster on December 20, 2006 at 11:18 AM

At least they are consistent. Remember all those press demands that Hillary actively promote marriage counseling when we learned that Bill was engaging in extramarital sex? They said she had an obligation as a public person, since divorce is such a problem, to try to raise awareness.

Laura on December 20, 2006 at 11:19 AM

Man!! I took waay too long to type that!

Laura on December 20, 2006 at 11:19 AM

I propose the following: Once a week, a small cadre of citizens (bloggers, perhaps, but also just regular folks) get a couple of hours to interrogate the ombudspersons of the major media outlets.

Farmer_Joe on December 20, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Tony Snow should really be allowed to bring a firearm (or at least a blunt object) to these press conferences. How does he stay sane?

thepuke on December 20, 2006 at 11:21 AM

have DU and KosKids claimed this to be a Bush coverup, a Bush publicity stunt, caused by Bush in the first place or that Laura deserved it and should die or all of the above?

Defector01 on December 20, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Listening to these pathetic grievance mongers, one wonders how females were given the right to vote, much less admitted into journalism in large numbers.

Just kidding!

ptolemy on December 20, 2006 at 11:22 AM

I monitor the Whitehouse press briefings on the FreeRepublic and have watched just about every one of them since Tony came on board.

This sort of thing happens almost every day. I don’t know how he puts up with it.

The Whitehouse press briefing is like a wildlife park where you get to see the MSM in its natural state.

dinasour on December 20, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Bush lied, skins cells died. I voted for excising it before I voted against it.

Tony Snow is a very patient person but like someone said, he knows these folks seated in front of him.

I’d like to see either Bill Parcells or Mike Ditka take his place for one day with these asinine reporters. Let them ask either Bill or Mike some of these questions and watch what happens. They’ll bring these reporters down to earth.

USN6872 on December 20, 2006 at 11:53 AM

I think her skin cancer took down the WTC and secretly planned the war in Iraq. It’s some sort of alien infestation that takes over …

WE’RE DOOMED!!!

One Angry Christian on December 20, 2006 at 11:58 AM

A slow news day indeed!

Hilts on December 20, 2006 at 12:18 PM

I think you are all missing the perfect person to be Press Sec……

“You’re stuck on stupid!”

Mortis on December 20, 2006 at 12:33 PM

A slow news day indeed!

Hilts

They’ve made news alright, but the journalists have made the headline. About Laura Bush? Like Tony Snow said…”It’s not a big deal!!!”

emmaline1138 on December 20, 2006 at 12:34 PM

The lesion in question–perhaps we should name it the Lesion of Doom, given all the unwarranted furor–is currently residing at a secure undisclosed location.

What a bunch of stupid, poorly-behaved children. Next they’ll be filing a request under the Freedom of Information Act to be present when Laura goes to the OB-GYN.

ReubenJCogburn on December 20, 2006 at 12:34 PM

Poor Tony, it sounds like he’s has to answer a bunch of questions from a bunch of second or third graders.

Catnip on December 20, 2006 at 12:36 PM

The Whitehouse press briefing is like a wildlife park where you get to see the MSM in its natural state.

I am under the impression that the White House press corp is the “best and brightest” collection of journalists. Either I am sorely mistaken, or the quality of journalists is in a much sadder state than previously realized.

Mallard T. Drake on December 20, 2006 at 12:39 PM

I had always thought that becoming a member of the White House press corp was reserved for the ‘best of the best’. What the hell is wrong with these people; wasting all this time on a freakin’ mole? If I was the manager of any of these worthless-excuse-for-a-reporter, I’d fire them immediately.

dalewalt on December 20, 2006 at 12:46 PM

I earned my bachelor’s degree from Indiana when Bob Knight was in his decline and my master’s degree from Indiana when his replacement was at his peak. Accordingly, I’m biased, but I would LOVE to see Bob Knight as WHPS for a day. As an added bonus, all of the press corps should be have to wear referee uniforms that day and have to signal questions by showing the sign for a technical foul. Just to clarify, I am only speaking tongue in cheek here, but I’d bet he’d end up throwing a chair at the press corps. Perhaps its impact would knock some sense into someone?

Seriously, though, I’m glad the first lady is okay.

flutejpl on December 20, 2006 at 12:52 PM

Why do they insist on actually answering these types of questions? Snow should bluntly tell them to get %$*&ed.

Gregor on December 20, 2006 at 12:54 PM

Where’s the footage of the black helicopters taking Tony Snow back to the shadow government secret headquarters where Mrs. Bush is in cryostasis?

Oh, wait…skull and bones secret.

Black Adam on December 20, 2006 at 12:58 PM

Has anyone checked DU to see how big the “I Hope She Dies” thread is? I’m sure there’s at least one there. They’re sick, and the media is clueless on sooooo many levels.

SouthernGent on December 20, 2006 at 1:22 PM

Can somebody explain to me why he doesn’t just end the presser? He needs to start punishing them for bad behavior just like children.

PRCalDude on December 20, 2006 at 1:40 PM

What liberal media!? This is truly sickening. Not just because these people are clearly insane, but because they are the ones who write the news that dictates all other White House news coverage around the country. Psychos.

RightWinged on December 20, 2006 at 2:06 PM

If Mrs. Bush had had a melanoma excised, it would have been newsworthy, but a squamous cell carcinoma? I’d have been happy if she’d informed us anytime in November–of 2016. A squamous cell carcinoma is barely above the level of “unsightly mole.”

Kralizec on December 20, 2006 at 2:35 PM

The second-most reviled institution in the United States gives refunds once in a while. What does the press give us?

mymanpotsandpans on December 20, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Meanwhile: Bill Johnson is laying in a bed imitating a vegetable and the asshole media isn’t anywhere near the absoulutely dumb questions about him as they are asking Tony. Doesn’t it just speak super volumes of just how F88ked up the MSM/DBM is?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

auspatriotman on December 20, 2006 at 3:25 PM

How it was spun in my newspaper…

White House defends Laura Bush’s decision not to reveal skin cancer tumor removal

By: TERENCE HUNT – Associated Press

WASHINGTON — The White House on Tuesday defended Laura Bush’s decision not to disclose she had a skin cancer tumor removed from her right shin in early November.
Presidential spokesman Tony Snow said Mrs. Bush told him that she is doing fine and that she did not publicize the condition because, in her words, “it’s no big deal, we knew it wasn’t a big deal at the time.”
Snow said that, unlike her husband, the first lady is not an elected official. “She’s got the same right to medical privacy that you do,” he said. He likened her skin cancer to colds, the flu, stomach aches and other non-life threatening conditions.

“You guys are really stretching it,” Snow said.

The cancer was a squamous cell carcinoma, the second most common form of skin cancer, said Susan Whitson, her press secretary. She said the troublesome patch was about the size of a nickel.
Mrs. Bush, 60, decided the cancer was a private matter and did not reveal it publicly. On Monday night, the White House acknowledged the first lady had the tumor removed after Mrs. Bush was noticed with a bandage below her right knee.
Whitson said the first lady was still wearing a bandage more than five weeks after the incision because the skin on that part of the leg is thin and “it takes a little while to heal.” Asked if plastic surgery might be required, Whitson said, “No further procedures are needed at this point.”
A squamous cell carcinoma is a tumor that affects the middle layer of the skin. It is more aggressive than basal cell cancer, the most common form of skin cancer. Squamous cell cancer is more likely than basal cell cancer to spread to other locations, so patients need to have lymph nodes in the region near the tumor routinely examined, according to the National Cancer Institute’s Web site.
“I think you guys are trying to whip this up into something much larger than it is,” Snow told reporters who questioned why the procedure had not been revealed earlier.
He said that while President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney make medical disclosures, “Other members of the family, not being elected, do not do so, and have not done so in prior administrations, and are not likely to do so.”

But there is a history of some public disclosure of health problems involving the first lady. Nancy Reagan in 1987 revealed that she had breast cancer and underwent a mastectomy. Betty Ford checked herself into a treatment facility for drug and alcohol addiction after leaving the White House and later wrote about her dependence.
More than 1 million cases of basal and squamous cell skin cancers are diagnosed annually, according to the American Cancer Society, which says that most but not all of these forms of skin cancer are highly curable.
Explaining why the procedure was not disclosed until now, Whitson said, “This medical procedure was a private matter for Mrs. Bush, but when asked by the media today, we answered the question.”
The first lady was noted wearing a bandage on her right leg before the election. At the time Whitson said Mrs. Bush had a sore on her shin.

In late October, Mrs. Bush had a biopsy because the sore was not healing, Whitson said, and it was determined to be a squamous cell carcinoma.

Whitson said Mrs. Bush’s tumor was removed under a local anesthetic. She called it “a little surgical procedure. It’s no big deal. She detected it early. She caught it early.” No further treatment was needed.
Whitson said the patch became a matter of concern just before Election Day, Nov. 7.
“It’s healing fine and it has not interrupted her schedule at all,” Whitson said. In the same month she had the operation, Mrs. Bush accompanied her husband on a trip to Singapore and Vietnam.

In 2001, President Bush had four lesions removed from his face, including two caused by a common skin ailment that can lead to cancer if left untreated. None of the four were cancerous, the White House said.

People with fair skin and prolonged sun exposure are more likely to develop squamous cell carcinoma, and it is more common in the southern latitudes of the northern hemisphere. Mrs. Bush is from Texas.

Squamous cell carcinoma shouldn’t be confused with melanoma, the most dangerous form of skin cancer. Together, basal and squamous cell carcinoma are responsible for less than 0.1 percent of cancer deaths, while the American Cancer Society estimates almost 8,000 Americans will die from melanoma this year.

Monday’s revelation was the second case this year of a belated White House announcement. In February, the White House waited almost a day before disclosing that Cheney had shot a fellow hunter during a quail-hunting trip.

Mazztek on December 20, 2006 at 4:32 PM

Monday’s revelation was the second case this year of a belated White House announcement. In February, the White House waited almost a day before disclosing that Cheney had accidentally shot a fellow hunter during a quail-hunting trip.

Needed some fixin’

In other news, Bill Clinton waited years, until every cabinet member, every media outlet, everyone on this planet knew about his adulterous affair with cigar lady, before admitting his infidelity to his loving wife and his adoring public.

*sob*sniffle*bite*lip*

MSM’s take on that one ……. best liar ever! Yeah! …. and it was a “private matter” anyway.

No bias. Nah.

fogw on December 20, 2006 at 5:18 PM

I don’t know how the guy can keep from getting sarcastic. I would be saying, “You’re right guys, there was a cover-up. I have crumbled before your hard-hitting questions–you have uncovered nothing less than Mole-gate, and to anticipate your next question Helen, yes, we should have special prosecutor look into this.” And then I would be fired as press secretary.

smellthecoffee on December 20, 2006 at 6:14 PM

Oh, and yeah, I question the timing.

smellthecoffee on December 20, 2006 at 6:19 PM

Jeez, how pathetic can the White House press corps get? Is there nothing they won’t try to make into a “gotcha” moment?

flipflop on December 20, 2006 at 7:25 PM

The Washington press corps is the most profoundly selfish and self-absorbed congregation of human beings, short of possibly the court of Louis the 16th, that I can think of.

Leave Laura Bush alone, you vultures.

spmat on December 20, 2006 at 8:37 PM

Everybody catch Scrappleface’s take on this?

Laura Bush Cites Roe v. Wade in Cancer Cover-Up

Laura on December 20, 2006 at 10:12 PM

TexasRainmaker on December 20, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Classic, TR.

right2bright on December 20, 2006 at 11:30 PM

fogw on December 20, 2006 at 5:18 PM – nailed it again! We must have heard, and will continue to hear until Nov. of 2008 “sex…private matter…between husband and wife…basta…amen…not our business”.

How does this compare with what Sandy Berger was hiding under construction trailers? Where is the media outrage? Where has it been since 2003 on this?

Entelechy on December 21, 2006 at 1:36 AM

Exactly! Sandy Berger smuggles classified materials in his socks, then hides them and destroys them. MSM – Yawn.

Laura Bush gets a mole removed from her leg and neglects to inform the Press and declines to become the spokeswoman for skin cancer. MSM – Outrage!!!

I hate the White House Press Corps.

Ellen on December 21, 2006 at 7:51 AM

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