Whoa, whoa there! This is the lamest thread I can even remember, and I’ve spent too many minutes wondering why RW took off after honora in the first place. Let’s at least get something out of this … so which is it, honora: plain or fancy?

Jaibones on December 20, 2006 at 8:54 PM

Fancy. Real fancy.

And I must respectfully disagree with your assessment of this thread, there have been many, many lamer threads than this one. I should know, I’m usually involved. :^)

in stores like wlld oats, d’agostino’s and food emporiums

That’s funny, the people who shop at those places are generally the ones who agree with their fruitbat ideas. They should have poisoned the Pom at WalMart.

Also, as a result of reading the “anonymous” memo, I think I’ve now contracted “stupid” for Christmas… thanks a lot!

Apparently the PETArds are at it again. in a well coordinated action, 487 bottles of pom wonderful juices were tampered with along the Eastern seaboard in stores like wlld oats, d’agostino’s and food emporiums. those who drink the contaminated juice….

Apparently, the animals are given the pomegranate juice and then subjected to different “stressors” to test the effectiveness of pomegranate juice in reducing the injury, speeding the healing process, or something like that.

Kralizec on December 20, 2006 at 6:47 PM

If this is true, then pretty much all soft-drink makers must subject animals to this kind of testing…I assume so they can/cannot make any false claims about the products properties.

And if that’s the case, the PETA people sure would have a looong list of tainting to do…

Why is everything that liberals don’t like framed in terms that it “violates the principles that this country is supposed to be founded on?” I’m pretty sure the founding fathers didn’t give a frack about animal rights, but in fairness, I’ll have to go check through my copy of Stuff Jefferson Said to be sure he never touched on it.

Dudley Smith on December 20, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Don’t forget to check the Federalist papers. I think it is in chapter 86 or 87….

Well it’s back to Taco Bell for me…..

honora on December 20, 2006 at 5:00 PM

Whoa, whoa there! This is the lamest thread I can even remember, and I’ve spent too many minutes wondering why RW took off after honora in the first place. Let’s at least get something out of this … so which is it, honora: plain or fancy?

the propagandist has pretty weak communication skills.

Not only that, he/she can’t capitalize to save their lives. Ugh. The whole thing reads like something from a 12 year old’s AOL chat room. (Although I may be insulting 12 year olds by saying that.)

Typical PETA, just a bunch of spoiled rotten children who have no idea what real suffering is, so they have to make up their own traumas. Much like most liberals today.

I just want to know one thing; At what point will we as a society refuse to put up with this crap anymore and start ostracizing these people? (Although the way some of them act, perhaps a good old-fashioned public flogging would be a better idea.)

Yeah, I don’t get it. What do baby mice brains and suffocating rabbits have to do with fruit juice? Something about the bottle design is a choking hazzard…..for baby mice?

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JetBoy on December 20, 2006 at 3:47 PM

Yeah, the propagandist has pretty weak communication skills. Apparently, the animals are given the pomegranate juice and then subjected to different “stressors” to test the effectiveness of pomegranate juice in reducing the injury, speeding the healing process, or something like that.

what bulls**t. recieved “anonymously” from the guy sitting next to you at the spokescouncil meeting.

“so justice, what did you do this weekend?” (nudge nudge wink wink)

“nothing i would, for no particular reason, want to talk to the feds about, but be sure check your e-mail this afternoon” (yanks on earlobe)

(puts finger beside nose)

And if my family is a victim, she had better find a deep cellar in another country to hide in to avoid service.

Because when discovery finds collusion with domestic terrorism, the racketeering charge will be the least of PETA’s problems.

Lighten up yourself, it was a joke…. You’re a liberal = these people are your friends.

RightWinged on December 20, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Oh, I get it. The way Fred Phelps is your friend.

honora on December 20, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Not at all the same. Fred Phelps and his crew are Democrats, they supported Al Gore, and Phelps has even run for Governor as a Dem.

RightWinged on December 20, 2006 at 4:06 PM

But they are against gay marriage. You are against gay marriage, therefore by your logic that concludes I support PETA because we share some liberal beliefs, you must support Phelps. See how this works?

honora on December 20, 2006 at 4:13 PM

Well for starters, they hate gays and chant about them going to hell at soldiers funerals. I simply don’t believe in gays, and don’t hate anyone (though Rosie O’Donnell and all of the “Truthers” are close).

I see what you’re going for though, which for one is pointless because it was a joke. You were the first one to comment here, you’re a far left loon, these PETA people are far left loons. Despite the fact that I could resonably assume you don’t agree with them, I made a sarcastic crack that you could thank them for us. You told me to lighten up, yet you’ve gone on about Fred Phelps (who again is a Democrat former Gore supporter) in this little tit-for-tat.

Bored/hungry… later

I’m so glad a new age of civility has descended upon us.

Diarrhea is a terrible condition, I know as I have Crohn’s and suffer from chronic diarrhea and I have been hospitalized several time a year because if it. It can lead to low potassium levels in the blood and that is a SERIOUS medical condition that can, and does, lead to death. Combine that with vomiting and the loss of nutrient uptake this causes and you have a great threat to your life.

Make no mistake about this, the perpetrators of this have put people’s lives in danger and these people should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Stupid maneuver, to say the least.

More than that. The people who made this threat, whether they actually tampered with the juice or not and whether anyone becomes sick or not, are looking at serious jail time. They have no right to terrorize people and cost this business millions of dollars worth of business.

If only they made bacon flavored Pom juice… mmmm… bacon…(gurgle)..

Trooper

Is that kosher? :-p
Btw the problem with animal rights terroists is that everyone thinks of them, laughs, and barely pays attention. no one investigates, no one questions and no one gets arrested. ELF (Earth Liberation Front – one of these eco-terrorist groups) burnt a multi-million dollar apartment complex two miles from my house to the ground. That was in 03, no arrests, no questioning, no clue. THATS BS!

Who the heck is HE (mentioned here), what’s on third, where is this all going? Is Who on first?
If the whole pom-porn (not popcorn) thingy and mice with broken ‘thingy’s’ and research didn’t already confuse me…you all sure the heck did.

CAN WE START OVER?

shooter on December 20, 2006 at 4:48 PM

I believe RightWinged is under the impression that Honora’s a male; though I think she’s a female.
I don’t know’s on third.
Where isn’t playing.
Yes.

Better?

I’d like to point out though, Allahpundit, that there needn’t be a content warning with any P&T production. Penn & Tller’s magic acts do not normally contain much profanity. They cuss on the Bullsh*t show to avoid legal trouble: If they were to call people frauds, or liars, they could be sued for slander, but as “vulgar abuse” is not legally considered slanderous, they refer to them as *ssh*les and m*therf*ckers.