Best scene ever:

Car Rental Agent: I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of $%#$%#ing nowhere with $%#$%#ing keys to a $%#$%#ing car that isn’t $%#$%#ing there. And I really didn’t care to $%#$%#ing walk down a $%#$%#ing highway and across a $%#$%#ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my $%#$%#ing face. I want a $%#$%#ing car RIGHT $%#$%ING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You’re $%#$%#ed!

lorien1973 on December 19, 2006 at 6:04 PM