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insignificant thoughts » Blog Archive » OH CRAP! PEACHES! — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 16:07:11 +0000

[...] Funny as hell… Saw it on Hot Air… [...]

By: Coronagold

Coronagold — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:52:18 +0000

Let’s give it up for ol jimmyboy from the Downs Symphony Orchestra.

Yeesh.

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:33:29 +0000

I triey ann i trieey, butt, iy cannna gett no satisax factiondeed—peeechjes aarr goood.

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:28:12 +0000

Now how boo-freakin awful is this?

Now the numb-nutts over at fat freaking stupid have no voice?

OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am officially INCENSED! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

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By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:17:04 +0000

Aw, man. Is anybody really buying Maury’s BullShtick anymore? Seriously? If so, why???????????????AARrrrffttt.

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:09:23 +0000

P.S. Kudos to my wonderful wife, who is probably the only person I know who still laughs at my stuff.

Gotta love that loyalty gene built in them dammmmm females.

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:06:57 +0000

Yup, It’s me.

Ol’ Hillbilly Jim again.

Just sayin’: Pleez dunno yuu dunno clude me an my sillie asseeses inn thasst guud ol veedeeooooo> PuLeezzzweeeese.

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:02:21 +0000

“Either that…blah blah blah ………the rest is to sad to repeat” a new low.

Vary sad, and really not worth replicating over and over………………dot dot dot……….and over……

Seriously.

Just.. sum’tuh.. ta think about.

By: William2006

William2006 — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:24:58 +0000

Oh! What a day!

Now I am traumatized and I am not terrified of Peaches!

I will never be able to sleep at night, with the light out, or during the day time either.

I will always live in dreadful fear of the Peaches!

THE PEACHES!

They are COMING FOR ME EE EEEE EEeeee eaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh …..

William

By: Guardian

Guardian — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:23:09 +0000

He doesn’t look like the kind of guy who is afraid of food.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:12:38 +0000

Maury: “Okay, we got it. I think we understand his problem.”

Yup, cause “he runs away from peaches” is a bit too vague. Good peaches are awesome, but that scene where a hand crushed a dry or mealy peach was a bit disturbing. Yech.

Also, does he have some sort of a mustache or is that an optical illusion?

By: TBinSTL

TBinSTL — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:38:15 +0000

I ain’t afraid of Peaches….her pimp on the other hand scares the crap out of me…..

By: Frantic Freddie

Frantic Freddie — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:50:09 +0000

These aren’t the peaches you’re looking for….

By: lowandslow

lowandslow — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:36:04 +0000

I also run crying and screaming out of the room and the thought of Peaches & Herb.

By: iam7545

iam7545 — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:06:08 +0000

“Journalists” like Wolf Blitzer, Olberman, Dan Rather, Brian Williams and Gregory should get hope from watching Maury in action. After all – one day they too may have their own show and be a star!

By: E L Frederick (Sniper One)

E L Frederick (Sniper One) — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 23:41:21 +0000

Understatement of the year. Right next all those girls who required 34 paternity tests to find out the father of the baby.

Tim Burton on December 18, 2006 at 6:37 PM

Just the fact that someone called Tim Burton, “Nightmare before Christmas”, “Beetlejuice”, says that it’s an understatement makes me want to run screaming.

No offense to the HA Tim Burton, but the other guy, he’s one twisted SOB.

By: Tim Burton

Tim Burton — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 23:37:43 +0000

There is a special spot in Hell for Maury.

Understatement of the year. Right next all those girls who required 34 paternity tests to find out the father of the baby.

By: robblefarian

robblefarian — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 23:37:07 +0000

I knew a producer for Montel back in College. Everything is made up. EVERYTHING. She tried to talk myself and a black buddie of mine to go on and fight over a female. No joking.

By: mikeyboss

mikeyboss — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 23:37:02 +0000

Cliff, I’m not sure what was wrong with your first link. It worked after I typed it in manually.

By: CliffHanger

CliffHanger — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:46:52 +0000

Hey Mikeyboss or TruthMatters… Or any one of you fine folks want to give me the “Linking for Dummies” tutorial?

Thanks in advance.

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:45:33 +0000

Good thing nobody was in the hall the first time he took off. He was MOVING…

By: CliffHanger

CliffHanger — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:37:58 +0000

By: CliffHanger

CliffHanger — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:35:53 +0000

My apologies for double-posting but will I EVER get this right?

By: CliffHanger

CliffHanger — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:28:02 +0000

Those aren’t the kind of peaches he’s afraid of.

It's these... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg3CvXgqzxc

By: RD

RD — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:06:04 +0000

wtf? Allah, you’ve posted some pretty bizarre stuff, but this one takes the cake.

Yep… definitely takes the cobbler.

Dude’s never gonna have teh sex in Georgia if he’s scared of Peaches.

Nor the vote :-) The logo on the “I voted” stickers have a big Georgia peach on them. A defnitie no-no for peachaphobes -

I didn’t realize Maury did anything other than parade chubby babies, the physically handicaped, and the ever-present “Who’s my baby’s daddy?” types…

And the shows on breast reduction – another biggie ;-) for him.

And is anything on these shows real?

They looked real to me!