Comments on: TMZ: Miss USA to be replaced by first runner-up; Update: Criticized “risque behavior” at pageant

By: ReubenJCogburn

ReubenJCogburn — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 23:39:43 +0000

Mazztek, it was about June of ’03 in South Korea, and her name (I looked it up) is Susie Castillo. I guess she’s been an MTV VJ since then, according to the Internet, but I wouldn’t know. Anyway, she was looking good that day.

By: Mazztek

Mazztek — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 22:07:24 +0000

Reuben By any chance, was that in 1989/90 in Okinawa, Japan?

By: Tim Burton

Tim Burton — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:45:25 +0000

Are we sure she didn’t get the heave ho because she appears to have two grapefruit halves where her breasts are supposed to go?

Don’t worry, the FDA just approved silicon breast implants for use again. Now…she can have real looking big bewbies with just a 3 hour surgery.

P.S. Anyone have her phone number?

By: ReubenJCogburn

ReubenJCogburn — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 18:55:43 +0000

A few years back, I met the Miss USA at the time when she was touring with the USO. (With the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, I might add, so it was truly a target-rich environment.) Damn, she was gorgeous. It was one of the few times in my life that my jaw literally dropped upon meeting a woman, and I’m old enough to know better, not to mention a bit jaded.

And I agree with Ali-Bubba: the older I get, the more I’m all about the natural.

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 15:32:01 +0000

Damn, she’s freakiin’ hot. The runner up is even hotter.

JustTruth … the only one I can name is the only one that matters … Halle Berry! Can ya believe SHE was the runner up???

By: SailorDave

SailorDave — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:10:47 +0000

I’m not all that concerned about the situation. The pageant’s loss is Hooter’s gain. Water (or silicone in this case) finds its own level.

But someone please tell me that Nancy Pelosi isn’t third in line to that office too.

By: Tantor

Tantor — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:11:44 +0000

I volunteer to take the disgraced ex-Miss USA out to dinner and do my darndest to buck up her spirits. No matter what that bad Mr. Trump says or the world says, Miss USA, remember I was always on your side when everyone else was against you. I stand ready to provide comfort and counsel whenever you’re ready. You deserve better than this.

Sympathetically,

Tantor

PS. When I pick you up, be wearing the tiara, bikini, and high heels.

By: Ali-Bubba

Ali-Bubba — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:48:26 +0000

Better a natural A-cup than those massive 38FFF.

I should clarify, that is if the "massive 38FFF" boobs are fake. If they're real, massive 38FFF could be kinda cool. I'm just all about the natural.

By: Ali-Bubba

Ali-Bubba — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:31:16 +0000

I'm not crushed. Her boobs are fake. I hate fake boobs. Better a natural A-cup than those massive 38FFF.

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:54:31 +0000

Whew, I don’t know about the rest of you but I sure made a deposit at the “spank bank”………

ritethinker on December 15, 2006 at 9:42 PM

Too much information!

By: JustTruth101

JustTruth101 — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:16:09 +0000

This is the greatest thing that could have happened to her career wise. Think about it…what beauty queen names do you remember?

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:01:52 +0000

She’ll be stripping her clothes in the back of some rapper/celebrity dirtbag/politicians limo ~~by the time I’m finished~~ before I even thought of typing this. austinnelly on December 15, 2006 at 10:10 PM

Fixed that for ya.

By: austinnelly

austinnelly — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:10:20 +0000

Dude..her name is Tara Conner? Hmmm…cue the music…

Large Leather clad man: I’m a friend of Tara Conner, I was told that she’s here could I see her please. (Be sure and use thick german accent)

Desk Sergeant: No, you can’t see her. She’s making a statement.

Large Leather clad man: I’ll be back.

Ok, so it was Sarah Conner and now he’s the Governator not the Terminator, but that was one bitchen movie.

So they’re stripping her of her title? Who cares? She’ll be stripping her clothes in the back of some rapper/celebrity dirtbag/politicians limo by the time I’m finished typing this. They’re just going to replace her with someone equally vapid but much more discrete. Whoopie.

By: Lord Nazh

Lord Nazh — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:44:28 +0000

Btw jammiewearing fool, thanks tons for the link with the cheeeeese :)

By: ritethinker

ritethinker — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:42:38 +0000

Whew, I don’t know about the rest of you but I sure made a deposit at the “spank bank”………

By: Lord Nazh

Lord Nazh — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 00:03:34 +0000

Nice to see I beat you on something :) Lord Nazh's Daily Ramble

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 23:49:15 +0000

You guys are all pigs.

I love that…

By: wytammic

wytammic — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 23:38:24 +0000

What a slut.

By: Mazztek

Mazztek — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 23:01:10 +0000

Dalewalt

Ok, I’ll make it up to you… http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i219/mazztek/120748XdGC.jpg

By: Janos Hunyadi

Janos Hunyadi — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 23:01:09 +0000

Are those real? No? Really, they’re not real?

Soon it will come to pass that the only people with real nay-nays are old fat men

( Lenny Bruce reference…… RIP, Lenny )

By: SouthernGent

SouthernGent — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:48:17 +0000

They should make her wear a burqa as punishment.

By: Halley

Halley — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:47:18 +0000

Maybe she could co-host Vent sometime? Just an innocent suggestion.

By: Aitch

Aitch — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:33:36 +0000

Let me get this straight….. Donald Trump is judging someone else’s morality?

No shit. I’d hate to have to judged by Donald Trump.

By: right2bright

right2bright — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:09:09 +0000

This is happening in the shadow of the U.N., and once again they stand by and do nothing. Kofi, you are worthless.

By: dalewalt

dalewalt — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:52:40 +0000

OMG, Mazztek, why would you do that? Blech.