Comments on: Video: Behar wonders if Tim Johnson’s stroke was “man-made”; Update: DU shuts conspiracy threads

By: Joy Behar is a screeching bag of nuts « Uncle Normans Freak Show

Joy Behar is a screeching bag of nuts « Uncle Normans Freak Show — Fri, 29 May 2009 03:15:22 +0000

[...] Of course, one cannot help but bring up just one of the many insane things that Behar has said over the years: [...]

By: Joy Behar is a screeching bag of nuts « An American Lion

Joy Behar is a screeching bag of nuts « An American Lion — Wed, 06 May 2009 12:13:22 +0000

[...] Of course, one cannot help but bring up just one of the many insane things that Behar has said over the years: [...]

By: Jessie

Jessie — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 22:40:32 +0000

Jessie…

Thanks..great site!…

By: The Anchoress » But don’t call her a “fringe liberal”

The Anchoress » But don’t call her a “fringe liberal” — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:35:08 +0000

[...] This is the same woman who, upon hearing of Sen Tim Johnson’s stroke, wondered if he’d had a “man-made stroke,” and that “someone did this to him.” [...]

By: Kennedy v. The Machine » View to a Kill

Kennedy v. The Machine » View to a Kill — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:39:10 +0000

[...] There’s an old saying regarding Joy Behar and a box of rocks, but you have to see this to believe it. [...]

By: honora

honora — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 16:41:02 +0000

Did you Fred Barnes comment on this? Equally asshole-ish.

By: American Conservative Daily Blog

American Conservative Daily Blog — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 23:24:52 +0000

Follow Up: Moonbats on Sen. Tim Johnson…

Looks like I was right about how lefties were going to ponder if Mr. Johnson’s sudden illness was more than a natural incident!

This apparently was said before I mused about it but I was unaware of it until now. Hot Air has the video.

Just go…

By: Erebus » Blog Archive » Senator Tim Johnson and conspiracy theory nut-jobs

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:01:53 +0000

[...] Here’s where the nuttiness begins. There are some left wingers that are so deranged in their blue kool-aid swigging that they are actually trying to push conspiracy theories that the republicans caused Senator Tim Johnson’s congenital arteriovenous malformation. It got bad enough that Democrat Underground had to post a request to members to stop posting them as they will be deleted. It was even suggested on a major television show The View. Check out the video here. [...]

By: RalphyBoy

RalphyBoy — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:56:31 +0000

Sad thought… She believes this non-sense and is not joking. I know her kind personally. They are capable of creating these insane what ifs from the slightest thing. It is very, very sad…

By: BohicaTwentyTwo

BohicaTwentyTwo — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:52:11 +0000

No Joy Gipper-Two-Nine. Package has been released.

By: Opinionnation

Opinionnation — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:50:08 +0000

Is that Dari from Fox News?

By: DuffBeer

DuffBeer — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:02:10 +0000

Here is a new term for the Democrat-leftist-liberal party: The Gripe Party.

William2006 on December 15, 2006 at 2:36 AM

William, I hope you don’t mind me re-arranging your quote.

I just call them anti-Republicans.

Complaints and contradictions for every Republican proposal is boorish. It is conflict and that makes it tv-newsworthy, but it’s just anti-Republicanism.

When the incoming Speaker of the House’s greatest fear appears to be that President Bush may actually get credited for having a good idea rather than terrorism, poor border control, bad economy, whatever, it strikes me as a problem.

Let’s drop the “Us vs. Them” mentality, get back to “We” and get this ship back on course.

By: MarineDad

MarineDad — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:02:20 +0000

It’s all so simple, really. Republicans are born with amazing mental abilities, the power to control the weather . . . wait, that was just Karl Rove. Nevermind.

Irishsquid, message received five by five. Please specify secondary target.

By: irishsquid

irishsquid — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:45:31 +0000

Gipper Two-Niner to all VRWC operatives!

ABORT! ABORT! I say again ABORT! Mission compromised! Switch to secondary! I say again switch to SECONDARY target!

By: The Thunder Run

The Thunder Run — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:24:56 +0000

Web Reconnaissance for 12/15/2006…

A short recon of what’s out there that might draw your attention….

By: wytammic

wytammic — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:21:43 +0000

Heard this morning that it was an undetected genetic disorder that he’s had all his life — just didn’t know it. Do Republicans plan ahead, or what? Crazy.

By: Hazmat

Hazmat — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 14:48:36 +0000

This is what happens when the clueless enter into political debate.

By: VikingGoneWild

VikingGoneWild — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 14:09:05 +0000

Yeah, Republicans have all kinds of magical powers if you’re a liberal conspiracy monger. Cheney pulls a lever to control world markets, Bush is a high level warlock that can summon hurricanes that only kill black people, Karl Rove is a mighty telepath that can control people’s minds…

I’m glad we have Democrats or I wouldn’t know about the Bushie Stroke gun. He probably keeps it under his bed next to Ronald Reagan’s AIDS Cannon and his Wand of Addict Blacks to Crack.

Lehosh on December 14, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Are we sure it wasn’t the “Jews?”

Help me!!! I ran out of tinfoil!!!!

I’d like to order a triple triple Aussie water for The View crew except for Elisabeth who gets a bottle of wine, dim lighting and soft music.

Sarcasm, Just one more service I offer.

By: seejanemom

seejanemom — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 13:33:35 +0000

What is she bitching about? He got top drawer medical care, just like HE WOULD STILL GET and SHE COULD STILL PAY FOR under The Pantsuit's Peasant Plan.

By: William2006

William2006 — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:36:58 +0000

I will heretofore coin a new term for the Democrat-leftist-liberal party, based upon the behavior and whining of its adherents.

I will add other terms as they pop into my head.

Here is a new term for them:

The Gripe Party.

They gripe about everything, but solve nothing!

William

By: Point Five » A Brief Exchange Between Blind Sheikh Omar Abdel Rahman (Casting Lots) And The King Of Kings At A Place Called The Skull

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:23:30 +0000

[...] You and me both, Issa. What? Oh, it’s just that I know exactly how you feel, Prophet. I don’t think… Imprisoned for our beliefs, given a sham trial, then killed by Shaitan’s empire. It never changes. But you’re casting lots for my belongings. This? Bah. I didn’t figure you’d mind. Being that we’re brothers in persecution. Brothers? But you definitely got the better draw in Mary Magdelene. I’m blind, and even I know Lynne Stewart is a pig. Mary has always been… Yes, yes– can you believe they shot me with the cancer beam? Me and Tim Johnson in the same week. Got me in the liver. Helluva way to go. Slow. They don’t call him BusHitler for nothing. Not like the Romans. At least they got it over with quick. That’s not quite how… Sure, sure. Bang, bang, bang. Three hours. Finished. Attention to detail, those Romans. This particular now is a bit longer than the rest. Hmmm. Sorry, not my bag. I’m kinda booked on a different cruise line, you know. Anyway, they tell me I don’t have much time left. I’m sorry to hear that. So, when are they coming? They? Your followers. To “extract the most violent revenge.” They’re… fishing. What? You’re like number two on the prophet list, Issa. I could probably scare up a few guys to get you down. I’ve got a great getaway driver– just so long as we don’t have to put it in reverse anywhere. … Suit yourself. Heck, I think I know where you’re coming from. I’m actually looking forward to the peace and quiet. And the virgins. Hehehe. I’m going to pound a few of those bitches in more ways than one. You may not want… I’m like, ‘Bring it on, Mohammed!’ Take me up, Allah! There’s a little more to it than that. Bah. Never could stand you people. Too much thinking and talking. Not enough smiting and vengeance. The Big Mo gets things done. He never rests. Damn straight. Wait—- what? Nothing. [...]

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:33:36 +0000

Not only a preexisting condition, but a congenital condition, even. (For you Democrats out there, that means that he was born with it.)

ReubenJCogburn on December 14, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Nice explanation – however, they only remembered the 2nd half of the word…

Update: Joy Behar — too crazy for DU.

When one commenter at DU wrote “Thank God”, in response to the editor’s request for no conspiracy theories, another replied:

Reply #160: Why are you thanking God when he’s behind the whole conspiracy?

So much for DU constraining the conspiracies…those morons can’t be stopped.

By: Ed Driscoll.com

Ed Driscoll.com — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:31:18 +0000

Well, That Answers That…

When Senator Johnson’s (D-SC) stroke was announced yesterday, I thought to myself, who’s going to be the first to posit that this is a BushCheneyRoveCo inside job? And here’s the winner! (Or if not the first, at least the most……

By: reaganaut

reaganaut — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:10:58 +0000

I think it’s digusting how his party affiliation is more important than his health – especially to the Left.

Hopefully he fully recovers and someone can show him a montage of clips and quotes from everyone worried about losing their precious majority.

By: Radish

Radish — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:01:24 +0000

We don’t want anyone getting sick by any means, but, accepting Ms Behar’s premise, if it were so simple to cause a stroke, wouldn’t there be lots of folks in line ahead of Sen. Johnson, for whom we pray a swift and complete recovery?

DuffBeer on December 14, 2006 at 4:15 PM

I’m glad I’m not the only one who had that idea. “Tim Johnson? Don’t you think if we were going to kill a senator, we’d go for someone chairing a committee?”

It’s like how they believe W is simultaneously a total idiot AND an evil genius. Makes no sense to me.