Sorry, the snail trail reminded me of it. LOL

And Ms. Love should be reminded of her falling out of her chair while Madonna was getting interviewed by Kurt Loeder on MTV a few years ago. I believe she forgot to wear panties, too.

Well I understood it, Puritan. I’m just surprised it got by the censor. — mikeyboss

…shhhhhhhh….

Troubled singer Courtney Love suggested that she should stay at home more to look after her children

When you get advise like that from a train wreck like her, you suck like a black hole as a parent…

(I would have used some more obvious ‘bad’ spelling as part of the pun, but it would have made the humor …e.g. ‘dicktayshun‘… too crude… or did I just do what I said I wouldn’t? Gad! I’m turning into a Lohan , myself! Which, in Buddhism, ironically, is a being who has achieved the enlightened state of “Nirvana”.)

Also known as an arhat.

(No relation to asshat, a more common creature in Tinseldom.)

So, if they are getting divorced, is that Kevin guy now to be known as Fed-Ex?

Freelancer on December 7, 2006 at 9:36 PM

Niiiiiiiiiice…

Imagine being in a club and having Spears, Ol’ Paris and Ms. Lohan all come in at once, leaving shiny trails behind them like garden snails…the smell…imagine the smell…. — me

They’ve had their feet cut off???? — ScottG

…no…two things…it was a mental image I was trying to convey, which in plaintext is hard to do…*OR*…it was connected to the punchline of a very inappropriate and very crude joke which used to have currency back in the day…which some of the other readers here might’ve heard and recognized…take your pick….

Obviously Bette hasn’t seen the photos.

I had exactly the same thought when I heard this…

Lets Sue the tabloids for saying the things they say.
Defamation of character

Sorry Lindsey honey. The word you wanted was definition; however you can’t sue for “definition of character” even if it is personally insulting.

Imagine being in a club and having Spears, Ol’ Paris and Ms. Lohan all come in at once, leaving shiny trails behind them like garden snails…the smell…imagine the smell….

Puritan1648 on December 7, 2006 at 7:40 PM

They’ve had their feet cut off????

Mais Sher, dat der letta..notin wrong wit it.
Den agin, I be edumacated deep in sot lousana
Lez est les bon temps roulez!

lsutiger

that was more cognitive then Lohan’s letter

Woolly? Obviously Bette hasn’t seen the photos.

Have you ever blown Pale Ale out of both nostrils and an ear?

I have now, and I don’t recommend it.

Meanwhile, here’s a Ferrari with more fuzz than B-Fed. Just because.

I don’t know which is worse, the entertainers who are well enough educated to believe that if The Right People Were In Charge, everything would be great, or those who prove that they sure as hell aren’t the Right People. — The Monster

…the former shows that, without smarts, an education avails you not…and the latter shows that you don’t have to have smarts in Hollywood if you can get horizontal time it takes for a middle-aged producer to walk from behind his desk….

Greg Tinti notes a little added drama to Midler knocking Spears: they’re set to star together in a film called, errrrr…..

…no wonder Bette’s p.o.’d…her career has dwindled to the point that she’s reduced to doing Britney Spears movies!

…AND, she’s “not the first celebrity to have frowned on mother-of-two Miss Spears’ recent behaviour…Troubled singer Courtney Love suggested that she should stay at home more to look after her children”

…having your social skills questioned by Courtney Love! How messed up do you have to be for *THAT* to happen!?!

Imagine being in a club and having Spears, Ol’ Paris and Ms. Lohan all come in at once, leaving shiny trails behind them like garden snails…the smell…imagine the smell….