In need of his own “Barebutt Mounted” moment.

Matt will have his “blue” scene taped just as Katie had her her own procedure a bit ago.

Do kiss and tell, “Louser”.

Despise them both.

Al Gore: (chuckles) thanks Matt, you have such a purty mouth.

GORE: Well, not to distract from your sycophantic set-up question, have you seen my movie? If not, you can come over to my house-party and watch it on DVD and we can discuss a possibly spot for you as Press Secretary…

Al Gore attempts to rewrite history all over the place on the Iraq war….

Now, that ‘d’ word made it through :) Regards,

First of all, why is this guy still on the media circuit? Second of all, he would “test” all options? WTF does that mean? He’d pull out completely and see how it went, then put troops back in, with increased levels, and see how that went, etc. etc. “test each option?” What a retard.

I better stop now because I can’t even explain how annoyed I am with this ridiculous global warming crap.

By the way, Drudge was right on Drudge Radio the other night… In the winter they call it “climate change” (because it’s tougher to buy “global warming” when you’re freezing your nuts off), but in the summer it’s again “global warming”. Remember what time of year that stupid movie he made was released.

But Drudge’s point was confirmed when in this video, despite Lauer referring to “global warming”, Gore called it the “climate crisis”. POSs all.

LAUER!

The planet’s NOT IN DANGER, ya ignorant twit. It’s survived the hot times in the Jurassic, and the cold times in the ice ages. Lots of ice ages, and lots hotter times. No problemo.

Worry about comet impacts, why don’t ya?

Nooooow, Maaat, thaat’s aaaawfuuuul niiiiiice of you to saaaaaay! A neeeew that maaaaaaa heaaaaad waaaas consuuuuming muuuuuch of the wooooorlds spaaaace aaaaaand resouuuuuurces but nooooow aaaaa knoooow fooooor suuuuure thaaat aaaaaaa’m biiiiiiig!

This is one of the funniest threads in a looooong tiiiiime!

Thank you to so many who’ve entertained me greatly. Read every one of the comments here. Great for endorphin release!

“I didn’t realize I was in a Buddhist temple.”
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple.

there it is on December 6, 2006 at 5:19 PM

That is a classic, the sad part is the left took that as a valid excuse.
Great post, that is Al Gore.

Enviromentalism is an issue the right is stupid for opposing. Yes, I’m sure some of it is hype and we don’t have all the facts, but to deny climate change is happening is crazy. But alas, I guess the three scientists left in the world who still aren’t sure are enough to convince you we better get all the facts straights before we do something crazy like stop dumping waste in our rivers.

JaHerer22 on December 6, 2006 at 2:56 PM

Connecting dumping waste in water with global warming? This is how the left analyzes ideas. Yeah Haherer22, the right wants to dump waste in the rivers, and we want to destroy the enviornment, our kids don’t swim or drink the water, wald the mountains breathe the air…how stupid are you?
No one is claiming global warming doesn’t exist you idiot, we know that global warming (this cycle) began in 1880 way before the infamous “industrial impact”. What we are waiting for is proof that man is the cause or that man can reverse a natural cycle. So far that has not been proven. If you think Richard S. Lindzen (the Alfred P. Sloan Professor of Meteorology at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology) is a fool, than you are the only scientist on earth who thinks so. His findings have never been refuted, even by the top scientists in the world. The only ones to ignore his findings are people like you with absolutly no knowledge besides your google search engines, and the democrats talking points.

The left demeaning the right by calling us homosexual is really twisted.

Don’t tell me, you failed logic in school, right?

Something else about which there is little dispute – I haven’t heard a single reputable economist who has says that leaving China and India out of Kyoto – with the US in – would do other than drive the American economy well past recession deep into depression. And with the growing economic, educational and research strengths of China and India, that would not be a short-term problem. (No, I don’t know what Paul Krugman thinks, but the advanced level of BDS he puts in all his calculations makes them worthless.)

And a little warning to some of those above such as EF – looking forward to the ease of a Gore defeat: We’ve had at least 35 years of an increasing public school push of the absolutist environmental agenda. That puts many of those people way past the age of “I’ll-go-vote-if-Playstation-gets-boring”.

They love Gore. He’s their Noah. He’ll save the planet (excuse me, Planet). And they’ll vote in 8-years-older larger numbers than they did in 2000.

Lauer has got to be the greatest diplay of excessive/compulsive sychophantism (?) ever seen.

Watching that clip reminds me of how mindless the drools that watch daytime TV talk shows and really believe the crap spewing from these people.

I hope the majority of the people in the great country are not that stupid.

Donks ran on bashing Bush. Donks had no new ideas. Donks won house. Donks won Senate. Voted in by the majority of the people.

So much for hoping.

Or if Gore wanted to take Lauer Bass Fishing on Mars.

That begs for a definition in the Urban Dictionary. I’d speculate on what it could mean, but I don’t think Allah or MM would care for that much.

Bass Fishing on Mars: requires two men, one live fish, two gallons of EasyCheese, mint jelly, left-handed 5 iron, fire extinquisher, full faced motorcycle helmet…..

Did he borrow Vieira’s kneepads, or are those his own?

HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

OMG, I am *SO* stealin’ that! ……LOL