Video: Zionists in space!

posted at 10:36 am on December 5, 2006 by Allahpundit

Is there no part of the universe safe from the clutches of “neocons”? More importantly, are all of Iran’s movies this bad? No wonder there’s such a huge drug problem.

The only thing missing here is silhouettes of Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, and Crow.

Interesting, though, to see how other cultures use sci fi to comment on current events. Propagandistically, as it turns out.

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CROOOOOOW!!

Nice nod to MST3K in there!

Good Lt on December 5, 2006 at 10:48 AM

I’m having Druish Princess flashbacks.

JammieWearingFool on December 5, 2006 at 10:49 AM

I think Joel would be better.

Good Lt on December 5, 2006 at 10:49 AM

Wow. I hadn’t seen production values like that since that 1979 version of Buck Rodgers. Twiki, you are gone, but not forgotten.

Kid from Brooklyn on December 5, 2006 at 10:57 AM

No wonder there’s such a huge drug problem.

Who can blame them? You’ve got to burn a lot of blunts to get through that.

Kid from Brooklyn on December 5, 2006 at 10:59 AM

Does Art Bell know about this???

Centurion68 on December 5, 2006 at 11:02 AM

Wow.

That was really, really bad.

Even the transporter effect ripped off from Next Generation.

Chris L. on December 5, 2006 at 11:10 AM

I now firmly believe you can judge a country by their Sci Fi…

StoutRepublican on December 5, 2006 at 11:19 AM

It’ll never beat this though:

Jews in Space!

thebrokenchair on December 5, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Hysterical! Love the MST3K reference!

I’d go with Joel or Mike, but Tom Servo was my favorite.

“Your hands smell like nickels”

budorob on December 5, 2006 at 11:30 AM

In the words of Comic Book Guy:

Worst…episode…EVER!

It also reminds of the old Star Trek joke:

Q: Why aren’t there any Muslims on Star Trek?
A: Because it’s about the FUTURE.

dostrick on December 5, 2006 at 11:32 AM

Heh. The jawas have a jihadi “kill” banner running. It says they’ve killed 2 “robot soldiers”.

Editor on December 5, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Still better than Episode 1.

Blacklake on December 5, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Where is the courageous hordes of suicide bomb monkeys to fight the zionist evil death star ?

William Amos on December 5, 2006 at 11:55 AM

The Turkish Star Wars movie is something to behold…
http://www.filmthreat.com/index.php?section=reviews&Id=2341

allie on December 5, 2006 at 11:59 AM

…I half expected Ahmadenijad to show up to insist that Iran “would only use this technology for peace”.

The little girl was standing up to the “evil galactice jewess” about her attempts at mind control…all the while wearing a chador.

They ripped off the transporter sound effect from Star Trek, and also ripped off an R2D2 sound at one point.

The program was presumably for children, but the villainess was obviously supposed to be both jewish and absolutely evil. Do you think that *ANYONE* would point this sort of indoctrination out in the wider information world?

Puritan1648 on December 5, 2006 at 12:10 PM

What the hell was that?

What were they? Gay centurions?

Mazztek on December 5, 2006 at 12:12 PM

We’re JEWS out in SPACE
We’re zooming around protecting hte Hebrew race
We’re Jews out in space

When Goyim (and Muslims) we’ll give them a smack and slap them right back in their place

Defector01 on December 5, 2006 at 12:13 PM

One other thing I’m going to add from Jay and Silent Bob
I THINK GEORGE LUCAS GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!

Defector01 on December 5, 2006 at 12:17 PM

“Two sabres-up!”

Not since Plan 9 from Outer Space have I seen such special effects…

JetBoy on December 5, 2006 at 12:49 PM

Wow. Even at it’s best, that movie could surpass the cinematic vision that was Flash Gordon. No flying creatures, no blond football player, no Queen on the soundtrack.

Iranians. Suck. At. Film.

PaisleyCow on December 5, 2006 at 1:10 PM

er, could never surpass.

PaisleyCow on December 5, 2006 at 1:11 PM

Wow, the Islamic version of “Doctor Who”…or is it “Pigs in Space”?

I noticed they ripped the sound from the Star Trek transporter beam. Looks like they’re doing their very best to become westernized. Keep trying.

I give it a 2 out of 10! Why that high you ask? Because it made me giggle for a few seconds.

Lone Star on December 5, 2006 at 1:28 PM

What the hell is a time reactor? Why were they on a ship, how could they summon virtual gay centurions?

Best line? “WE NEVER FAIL!”

Now excuse me while I go look for my hat.

Keljeck on December 5, 2006 at 1:34 PM

haha…it did remind me of href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAiwFe2UNRo”>Pigs in Space

JetBoy on December 5, 2006 at 1:34 PM

Hey, Lone Star! The Schwartz is not with you! Doctor Who has a bit of class to it. Cheesy at times, but good!

http://www.mgm.com/spaceballs/

Mazztek on December 5, 2006 at 1:36 PM

A summary would have been nice.

Timber Wolf on December 5, 2006 at 1:47 PM

Hey, that’s not William Shatner!

Black Adam on December 5, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Doctor Who has a bit of class to it. Cheesy at times, but good!

Mazztek on December 5, 2006 at 1:36 PM

Class? Yeah, sure, okay.

Those two…whatever-they-were on each side of the Jewish Elvira’s throne just reminded me of the trash-can robots they had on Dr. Who back in the day. So relax.

BTW, for you personal edification, I live in Texas…the “Lone Star” State.

Lone Star on December 5, 2006 at 1:58 PM

Wow Jewish space queens are hot.
Notice how they all came out of a Hobby Center when the Queen arrived on Blue Burqa Planet. What a cool place.
Iranian Sci-fi Kung-Fu theater. Its got everything

Iblis on December 5, 2006 at 2:52 PM

I’m STILL waiting for “History of the World Part II” so that I can see Jeeeeewsss Innnnnnn Spaaaaaace!

And Jews WILL be in space long before muslims. Their phalse prophet has never been to space, therefore neither will they.

Muslims worship the moon … Americans have WALKED ON IT!

Tony737 on December 5, 2006 at 3:01 PM

Hey! They wear berqas even in they’re own SciFi’s!

Anyone see multiple copy write vioations? StarWars, StarTrek, MortalCombat,BattleStarGlactica,CasinoRoyal,EnterTheDradgon,DrWho,
and dare I say, The Flintstones?

Isn’t that The Great Gazoo?

It took a few more bong hits just to get through this. Now where did I leave my vodka!

Kini on December 5, 2006 at 3:04 PM

All your briscuit are belong to us.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on December 5, 2006 at 3:04 PM

I gave movies the death penalty four years ago, but from what I heard V for Vendetta makes this look like Grand Illusion.

mymanpotsandpans on December 5, 2006 at 3:05 PM

The Schwartz is not with you!

Mazztek on December 5, 2006 at 1:36 PM

What’s Laura Schwartz got to do with this?

CyberCipher on December 5, 2006 at 3:11 PM

No ones has mentioned in this thread that the buildings are marked in ENGLISH…and the countdowns are in ENGLISH. What’s up with that?? Are they trying to tell US something?? Iranian tv, with ENGLISH-ridden sets and dialogue… hmmmmmm.

tickleddragon on December 5, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Man, what a freakshow.

The Qom Amateur Players used a single sony handycam, an Amiga 1200, a 1/2″ tape deck and the entire $300 costume budget of the Qom Revolutionary Amateur Film Company to make that movie.

It is nice to see more leading roles opening up for Women in Qom, however.

Merovign on December 5, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Did anyone notice that “Father’s” helmet is remarkable in that it is shaped like the tip of a large red penis? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

bloggless on December 5, 2006 at 4:18 PM

Did anyone notice that “Father’s” helmet is shaped like a large red you-know-what?

bloggless on December 5, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Sci-fi is pretty much always propaganda no matter what culture it comes from. Asimov had a quote about sci-fi “saving us” which I can’t find at the moment. It’s mostly secular humanist and leftist, i.e. Star Trek TOS.

Still a great show, but definitely propaganda.

John on December 5, 2006 at 4:54 PM

Iranians.

Where’s Alexander the Great when we need him?

Tony737 on December 5, 2006 at 5:16 PM

Wow. I guess no one can successfully bring Dune to the big screen.

Also, it seems strange the the grand battle for the universe takes place at the local “Hobby Center.”

Coyote D. on December 5, 2006 at 5:20 PM

Maybe “Hobby Center” is persian for “Evil Jew Work Camp”

Iblis on December 5, 2006 at 5:42 PM

Lone Star
I know, I had relatives in Texas, all passed on now. He was a Former Marine and had brats.

I had to defend Dr. Who. Didja get the “Lone Starr” reference?

Mazztek on December 5, 2006 at 5:54 PM

The Wrath of Cohen

;)

DANEgerus on December 5, 2006 at 6:40 PM

Apparently evil space-queen jewesses opt for the virtual crusader minion when doing battle with small children.

Penthesileia on December 5, 2006 at 6:53 PM

If this is all they can watch no wonder the suicide rate is so high. Sheesh!

Mojave Mark on December 5, 2006 at 9:28 PM

I think Iran should export it here, I’m sure the Academy will make it finalist for an Oscar on the screenplay alone.

TwinkietheKid on December 5, 2006 at 9:53 PM

Dammit, someone already referenced Doctor Who. Although I’m sure they’d like their props back.. So instead I’ll ask why anyone hasn’t referenced Nancy Pelosi or Hillary in regards to the ‘I do the thinking for everyone else’ Zion Queen?

I love how the reactor warning sound is a gambling machine jackpot effect.

And I think Dragonball Z can sue them, along with every other scifi series already mentioned..

Reaps on December 5, 2006 at 10:33 PM

I had to defend Dr. Who. Didja get the “Lone Starr” reference?

Mazztek on December 5, 2006 at 5:54 PM

Yes, of course. There was a poster here one time with the nick of “Barf”. We had some banter.

Lone Star on December 6, 2006 at 12:58 AM

LOL! I’m still waiting for Mike Nelson, Tom Servo and Crow from MST 3000 to pop up on the bottom of the screen and make their crazy comments.

Oh BTW Check out The Film Crew

AZPatriot on December 6, 2006 at 3:37 AM