Final NY Senate vote totals released; dark horse finishes tied for last!

posted at 7:44 pm on December 4, 2006 by Allahpundit

She said she’d do it. And she did. PDF here.

Hugo Chavez and I now move to a runoff.

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Well done!

Mr. Bingley on December 4, 2006 at 7:48 PM

Awesome!

Finally a name on a ballot with integrity.
I predict you’ll clean Chavez’s clock in the runoff!

Congrats!

USCitizen on December 4, 2006 at 7:53 PM

Congratulations, even the longest journey starts with the first step.

Zorro on December 4, 2006 at 7:59 PM

You can actually win a Senate seat from New York with only 300K or so votes?

Pathetic.

You’re right on her tail, Allah. Close it!

Pablo on December 4, 2006 at 8:00 PM

You tied with Hugo Chavez. Nicely done.

Slublog on December 4, 2006 at 8:01 PM

Bah its the wrong race.

We need Allah in the house Allah in the House !

William Amos on December 4, 2006 at 8:01 PM

Hear, Hear… Well Done.

x95b10 on December 4, 2006 at 8:02 PM

You tied a guy name Poo and with a piece of poo, Alton Maddox.

Someone wrote in Hillary?

JammieWearingFool on December 4, 2006 at 8:06 PM

ROTFL! Priceless!

SisterToldjah on December 4, 2006 at 8:16 PM

Gold.

flip on December 4, 2006 at 8:19 PM

Way to go, finished in the top 10.

If you were a singer you would be a millionare, if you were on a Forbes list you would be a billionare.

right2bright on December 4, 2006 at 8:22 PM

Good job Allah, how did Josh Jennings do?

infidel on December 4, 2006 at 8:24 PM

From the next page of the report, I see you also tied with a fellow named “NEED MORE INTEGRETY IRAQ WAS A BIG MISTAKE”. That writer-inner needs more dikshunaries.

flip on December 4, 2006 at 8:27 PM

But you also came in behind the candidate of the Socialist Workers Party. That will be a blot on your record as you move on to your next campaign. Sorry to have to point this out, but I’m sure Ken Mehlman would have done no less. :-)

Athanasius on December 4, 2006 at 8:30 PM

Based on the screenshot from above, I can deduce the following statements:

1) What more can I say than VOTER FRAUD DOES EXIST!!!!! A single vote??? Everybody knows that the election was stolen from you!!!!!

2) I’m not even going to MENTION the fact that those evil DIEBOLD machines added votes for Hillary even though they wrote in your name!!!!! OK, I don’t have any evidence to prove that electronic/mechanical votes were added to Hillary when they wrote-in in your vote but that’s not the point!!!!!

3) The fact that you got a single vote PROVES that it must be a conspiracy!!

4) Demand a recount of the tally!!!!

Where has our democracy gone!!!! Oh the shame…STOLEN ELECTION, 2006!!!!

HarryStar on December 4, 2006 at 8:34 PM

So long as we’re digging through the NYC election reports, if I can toot my own horn, I pulled 476 votes on a party line I yoinked out of thin air. See page 4.

flip on December 4, 2006 at 8:38 PM

The AP and Reuters reported AllahPundit wins in a landslide…

d1carter on December 4, 2006 at 8:39 PM

Too funny.

Ian on December 4, 2006 at 8:44 PM

It’s a start. On to ’08!

harrison on December 4, 2006 at 8:47 PM

How funny! Congrats, but to me the most priceless part of this was that 3 idiots actually took the time to write in Hillary….based on that, I say AP in 08′..

Pam on December 4, 2006 at 8:58 PM

I always knew the Allahtarians had a chance!

Finally a name on a ballot with integrity…

Congrats!

USCitizen on December 4, 2006 at 7:53 PM

Did you mean the candidate, or the ballot (had integrity)?

Entelechy on December 4, 2006 at 9:36 PM

Chavez is the least of your worries. What about AI-JEN POO?!

RightWinged on December 4, 2006 at 9:40 PM

While that certainly is an impressive accomplishment, I’m strangely disappointed that you only got one vote, AP.

Kevin on December 4, 2006 at 10:26 PM

I can’t believe you beat me by one lousy vote!

Kevin M on December 4, 2006 at 10:32 PM

Allah and Obama in 200never

SouthernGent on December 4, 2006 at 10:41 PM

…’spose he’ll be wanting “Hail to the Chief” ever’time he walks in the room….

“…OOO…Senator Allah…I voted for you Senator Allah….”

*BOUNCE* *BOUNCE*

“…relax, my dear, I’ll read your petition…just wait in the corner with the other waifs…that’s a nice girl….”

…politicians….

Puritan1648 on December 4, 2006 at 10:46 PM

If Allah Pundit would have won, would he have sworn on the bible or the kuran?

Entelechy on December 4, 2006 at 11:04 PM

Just curious:

Why are there Hillary Rodham Clinton(s) for the Independence Party and the Working Families Party? (not to mention write-ins).

Spassvogel on December 4, 2006 at 11:14 PM

Why are there Hillary Rodham Clinton(s) for the Independence Party and the Working Families Party? (not to mention write-ins).

NY has a weird system where you can run on multiple lines.

By the way, Allah, did you check other counties. I know a bunch of people that pledged the Allah vote.

Karol on December 4, 2006 at 11:16 PM

Hugo Chavez and I now move to a runoff.

You both should join forces and run on the same ticket President Hugo and VP AP.

Rick on December 4, 2006 at 11:41 PM

I question the timing.

Also, he would swear on an lcd monitor with the front page of hotair.com showing.

urbancenturion on December 5, 2006 at 12:12 AM

I think we need to have a recount based on “voter intent”…

JetBoy on December 5, 2006 at 12:36 AM

How did you lose to the Socialist Workers and Socialist Equality cretins?

Lehuster on December 5, 2006 at 7:42 AM

The Carter Center questions the legitimacy of your one vote.

MayBee on December 5, 2006 at 8:05 AM

They actually print out the write-in votes? That settles it for me–from now on I’m voting for Dick Hertz.

Bugler on December 5, 2006 at 9:44 AM

A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step.

(And takes a really, really, really long time!)

honora on December 5, 2006 at 10:05 AM

A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step. — honora

…no…a journey of a thousand miles starts with a trip to the bathroom….

Puritan1648 on December 5, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Allahpundit, you’re famous!! Can I have your autograph?
xoxo

pullingmyhairout on December 5, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Tell me something else about NY’s system… Hilly is running in different parties. SO…

Do they add up all of the votes for the one candidate, from all parties and different party lines she is on?

or

If all of the different party lines don’t add up to a majority separately, does she still lose? In other words, Spencer got 37K. Let’s hypothetically ignore the 282K for Hilly. None of her other party totals go over 37K separately. So, will Spencer be the winner?

Get what I am wondering about?

Mazztek on December 5, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Spassvogel on December 4, 2006 at 11:14 PM

Love your nome de plume – Witzvogel?

Entelechy on December 5, 2006 at 12:29 PM

Tell me something else about NY’s system… Hilly is running in different parties. SO…

Do they add up all of the votes for the one candidate, from all parties and different party lines she is on?

Yes, they add up the total from all parties.

Karol on December 5, 2006 at 3:36 PM

Karol — I would have liked it better if they had kept the party votes separate, and Hilly lost because of the vote split.

Then again, she would have been howling at the moon.

Thanks — Carlo

Mazztek on December 5, 2006 at 6:00 PM