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posted at 8:33 am on December 1, 2006 by Bryan
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If your girl goes wild, make sure she gets her shots first!
Britney is a pig. I’m sure her mam is so proud.
A thousand plagues on her.
seejanemom on December 1, 2006 at 8:40 AM
Allah, delete my first attempt to chime in. Bad link, no spell check…I’m typing decaffeinated, sorry.
If your girl does go wild, make sure she gets her shots first!
Britney is still a pig. I’m sure her mama is still so proud.
seejanemom on December 1, 2006 at 8:48 AM
I am genuinely hurt, guys. How could you overlook my pioneering deconstruction of this phenomenon?
Ali-Bubba on December 1, 2006 at 8:48 AM
Who would of thought that Britney was out of out “bimbo” Anna Nichole.
She’s gone from trying to being Demi Moore on the cover of a magazine, to looking a cheap pornstar trying to make a come back.
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 8:54 AM
I didn’t get it when Sharon Stone did it, still don’t get it.
I don’t care if she runs around naked, her business, not mine. BUT I do draw the line with the photos of Miss Brit going into a gas station restroom barefoot. Hey, bareass on the net is one thing, different strokes etc, but barefoot in a gas station restroom. That’s just GROSS!!!! Seriously makes my queazy, and this from a woman who has had 5 children.
Talk about giving white trash a bad name….
honora on December 1, 2006 at 9:04 AM
Barefoot in the restroom? Does she have all her shots?
seejanemom on December 1, 2006 at 9:13 AM
Gee thanks James Carville - guess I’ll slink back to lot 32 here in northern louisiana. Please do remind the rest of us what life in the Hamptons is like.
Bradky on December 1, 2006 at 9:13 AM
Britney, Lindsey, Nicole, … when will show biz tweens learn not to hang out with Paris. Seems they all have their knickers stolen somehow once they get within reach of her. Suspicious? I think so.
Your point about the hell her boys will go through over this is right on target. Flashy clothes are one thing (and a job requirement in Britney’s biz, whether anyone likes it or not), but flashing what is between her thighs will make them targets and force them into endless defenses of their own parent. Parents are supposed to stand up for their kids Ms. Spears, not the other way around!
PS: Sorry Ms. Malkin, to paraphrase you paraphrasing Paris , Katherine Hepburn sexy… NOT. Talented yes, even brilliant, attractive in a dress yes, but in pants she reminds me mostly of Spencer Tracy.
doufree on December 1, 2006 at 9:18 AM
Britney’s crotch….AHHHHHHH!!!My eyes!!It burns!!It burns!!!Make it stop!!!
vcferlita on December 1, 2006 at 9:20 AM
Bradky—-Sniper One is soooooooo not a Hamptons dweller. He is a fine Alabama
redneckresident who merely disdains what some elements of Alabama society do to the reputation of…..Alabama.I assure you, he is a dollbaby, not a classist pig.
Kisses Sniper One!
seejanemom on December 1, 2006 at 9:25 AM
Really?? Have you ever seen the Philadelphia Story?
honora on December 1, 2006 at 9:25 AM
doufree..Its AUDREY Hepburn thats sexy…not Katherine.
seejanemom on December 1, 2006 at 9:27 AM
All I can say is “Good grief.”
While your advice on the use of fabric and accouterments will be very useful, I think your somber advice to “Think About Your Children” is the clincher.
When Ms. Spears is older and, hopefully, wiser it may dawn on her that her contribution to the increasing decadence in American society can be, in part, blamed on her own careless and immoral conduct. She helps create an environment that will make it increasingly more difficult for young women to break free of the sex kitten role.
prairiemain on December 1, 2006 at 9:28 AM
Just say a little prayer of thanks that Rosie isn’t on Paris’ party friends list.
bbz123 on December 1, 2006 at 9:30 AM
Lesbian polygamy? Interesting…Big Love at Ro-Ro’s…I’d watch that!
Kid from Brooklyn on December 1, 2006 at 9:33 AM
I don’t know…. Brittany is definitely giving a “View”
.. sorry couldn’t resist the pun(must be my trailer upbringing)
Bradky on December 1, 2006 at 9:36 AM
So it’s ok to insult the Hamptons, but not Alabama…..Well I for one enjoy the Hamptons and Alabama. Have family in both.
honora on December 1, 2006 at 9:36 AM
I’m an equal opportunity offender.
Some people are easily offended, I’m easily offensive.
Bradky, I suppose I should of clarified that the statement was aimed at Britney, and not all people who live in tornado prone dwellings.
(blush) Thanks for having my six.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 9:44 AM
Michelle is a day too late. I already threw away all my panties.
Flashing your hubby - hot.
Flashing the world? Not so much.
Carin on December 1, 2006 at 9:46 AM
Something about this reminds me of Golum from Lord of the Rings…
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 9:47 AM
EL so what Carville said about dragging a 20 through a trailer park shouldn’t have perked up so much Republican outrage?
Double standards offend me not trailer park jokes.
Bradky on December 1, 2006 at 9:48 AM
It’s hypocritial to criticize her for photos that most of you spend hours a day seeking out and jerking off to.
EF on December 1, 2006 at 9:48 AM
I have no clue what your talking about… so obliviously it wasn’t me who was outraged.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 9:55 AM
Cover oneself with a PILLOW???? hehehehe…..
I can honestly say that this has not caused me to lose any respect for Bratney, because I didn’t have any to begin with.
Dinsdale Piranha on December 1, 2006 at 9:59 AM
I lived in a trailer park at one time. I guess it is because my family was poor as dirt and not because we were trashy..I do find the trailer park comments to be a little offensive…so when do we hear the jokes about blacks and the projects?…or would that be off limits?
EnochCain on December 1, 2006 at 10:05 AM
I guess that makes it all okay until someone says something offensive to you. Do you even know who James Carville is?
Bradky on December 1, 2006 at 10:05 AM
Ugh!
This story is like driving past a bad car wreck. You can’t help but not look, and when you do you regret it. Because you realize it’s now a memory burned into your brain that you can’t errase. Yet, you know the next time you pass a wreck, you’re going to look again anyway.
Lawrence on December 1, 2006 at 10:05 AM
I’m not easily offended. It takes alot.
James Carville, he’s some political analyst on TV.
I don’t watch much TV… maybe two hours a week.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 10:08 AM
As long as it has a positive spin for conservative thought it appears that it would be just dandy. Sound liberal and you cross the line of good taste…..
Bradky on December 1, 2006 at 10:08 AM
I did notice that Michelle can even make getting out of a car sexy. Woof.
Lawrence on December 1, 2006 at 10:10 AM
Uh, Yeah, Bradky…I think all present know the bald bastard ragin’ Cajun of whom you speak.
Do we know who James Carville is?….Pleez. Condescend to someone else.
seejanemom on December 1, 2006 at 10:12 AM
Q. What do a divorce and a tornado have in common in Alabama?
A. Either way, somebody’s gonna lose a trailer …
Guys, I should point out that Ace of Spades HQ was (naturally) the first conservative blogger to cover the Britney-flash episode. It’s worth it just to read the comments, my favorite of which was:
Ali-Bubba on December 1, 2006 at 10:12 AM
Michelle drives a Subaru???
Not that I have anything against Subarus, mind you.
Dinsdale Piranha on December 1, 2006 at 10:14 AM
Being that this is a conservative leaning website…
Try going over to DU or KOS and sound conservative.
I’m assuming you have a point here somewhere… other than taking out some misplaced anger.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 10:17 AM
FTR, innocent of this charge, so I can criticize.
Carin on December 1, 2006 at 10:20 AM
Good grief. Slow news day?
Benaiah on December 1, 2006 at 10:30 AM
What’s that noise I hear?
Could it be Allahpundit, warming up The Mighty Troll Hammer?
Oh, and “EF,” you misspelled “hypocritical.” But we are, of course, helpless to resist the temptation presented by the uncovered meat — just ask any Islamic cleric. Now, back to BurkhaLand, troll!
Ali-Bubba on December 1, 2006 at 10:31 AM
So… does anyone remember when she was a role model? Anyone? Me neither…
lan astaslem on December 1, 2006 at 10:39 AM
Michelle drives a SUBARU???
EEEeewwww…not with an ugly chick riding shotgun, I hope. People at red lights don’t know her like we do. ;)
seejanemom on December 1, 2006 at 10:40 AM
Uhhh, EF-there are some chicks here…whadaya think we are? Lebanese?
WriterMom on December 1, 2006 at 10:41 AM
ROFL!
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 10:42 AM
Oh, and trailer parks aside Britney is not a girl but not yet a prostitute.
EnochCain on December 1, 2006 at 10:42 AM
I remember when she was a bad role model.
- wait…
Lawrence on December 1, 2006 at 10:58 AM
This is the first I have heard about this. Probably because I dont watch MSM. Anyway where is the link to the pics? lol
infidel on December 1, 2006 at 11:02 AM
Oh so I’m old, I remember when she was a Mouseketeer. Oh Mickey, what hast thou wrought…..
honora on December 1, 2006 at 11:10 AM
Rich white trash is still white trash.
infidel4life on December 1, 2006 at 11:15 AM
Nobody seems to be focusing on the important issues. For instance, what book was Michelle holding there? It wasn’t the new Barak O’Bama, was it?
Blacklake on December 1, 2006 at 11:20 AM
Entertainment tonight version of Vent?
Drtuddle on December 1, 2006 at 11:20 AM
According to most of the people here, you are only one drink away from being Lebanese.
Bite me.
EF on December 1, 2006 at 11:22 AM
Whoops…”O’Bama.” Heh. Although for all I know he really is part Irish.
Blacklake on December 1, 2006 at 11:22 AM
More intelligent liberal commentary…
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 11:23 AM
I think Michelle may be wasting some precious hot air here.
I suspect Britney has already consulted with the glitterati about the best ways to bring up children in a Hollywood world. I think she may have talked to Dweezel and Moon Unit Zappa, McCauley Culkin, to Joaquin Phoenix about River…
eeyore on December 1, 2006 at 11:26 AM
I’m sure it was Jimmy Carter’s latest missive:
Palestine-Peace of ApartheidI Hate the Joooos/kidding
WriterMom on December 1, 2006 at 11:28 AM
Be careful, Writer… you don’t want Rosie bad mouthing you because appear homophobic and don’t support the gay and Lebanese Lifestyle…
Mazztek on December 1, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Whatever Brit is doing, it’s gotta be Bush’s fault…
But seriously, WHO CARES! The only people who care about seeing her private parts are prepubescent boys and the kind of people who actually THINK about what the Hollyweird type crowd is doing at any particular time. To real America, it doesn’t even register.
NRA4Freedom on December 1, 2006 at 11:40 AM
Too easy.
WriterMom on December 1, 2006 at 11:42 AM
Unfortunately, that’s far more people than it should be.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 11:47 AM
I was thinking Rule 4 shoulda been rule 1.
I offer my services as ‘crewchief’ to the Sniper One/seejanemom team. I am not entirely sure to the workload of a crewchief so maybe I could be the “Alfred” to HotAir’s Dynamic Duo… heh heh heh
allie on December 1, 2006 at 12:09 PM
What is the “shame” of which MM speaks and where can it be purchased?
phineas g. on December 1, 2006 at 12:12 PM
More idiotic rightwing commentary — calling anyone you disagree or dislike a liberal regardless of their political affiliation. Bite me.
EF on December 1, 2006 at 12:18 PM
Who would have ever thought that Anna Nicole Smith would out class Britney?
Anyone who would lip-lock with Madonna has some definite issues in the first place.
In another time this kind of behavior would have gotten her kids taken away…. Oh yeah….we’ve come a long way baby!
Britney, your life is out of control…climb out of the slime pit of the Hollyrot crowd…get your priorities in order (God & family)…love and respect yourself enough so that your kids will grow up to love and respect you.
PhoebeMoses on December 1, 2006 at 12:20 PM
Michelle looks exquisite in a skirt….my..oh myyyy…:)
Wonder if the Suburu is a WRX sti….those things can hit
0 to 60 in the 5 sec. range…
As for Britiney……I dunno…..
dec5 on December 1, 2006 at 12:20 PM
7. Don’t say “balls” on national television.
dinasour on December 1, 2006 at 12:28 PM
The last time I was offended was on 9/11. Before that, I can’t even remember.
In an overcoat, no less.
urbancenturion on December 1, 2006 at 12:37 PM
Well it’s not Shakespeare… but I guess it isn’t liberal either.
Never the less your grasp of the English language and you ability to so adeptly state, and support your argument is astounding.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 12:48 PM
Gives the phrase “let all hang out” a new and ugly meaning.
sharinlite on December 1, 2006 at 1:00 PM
I believe that Britney flashed her upskirt on purpose. This was an intentional ploy to take the sting out of K-Fed releasing their sex tape by beating him to the punch.
I wonder how long it will be before she reaches puberty.
iNeXuS on December 1, 2006 at 1:12 PM
Sniper One…what do maggot infested Liberals taste like anyway???? I’ve always wondered.
Are they chewy???
Don’t eat too much, and wipe your mouth for god’s sake!!!
seejanemom on December 1, 2006 at 1:22 PM
Um, outtakes video please! okthnxbye
AndrewGurn on December 1, 2006 at 1:27 PM
That ain’t getting anywhere near my mouth.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 1:33 PM
Ah yes. The joy of reasonable discourse among educated and refined people…..
honora on December 1, 2006 at 1:34 PM
She’s just keeping me on my diet… I think…
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 1:36 PM
She looks beautiful. As a mom, she needs some clothes. I advice her to come on hotair and apologize.
Ouabam on December 1, 2006 at 1:47 PM
meh. seen one, seen ‘em all.
jummy on December 1, 2006 at 2:08 PM
I don’t think that what SeeJaneMom said was that bad…
oh wait… your talking about Brit..
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on December 1, 2006 at 2:08 PM
i agree that maybe the solution to brit’s existensial woes is to recognize that she’s already been an insanely famous pop star and that its time for a role change.
be a mom. or pursue comic acting (you were good as a guest host on snl) but if you keep moving in this direction, you’re just going to end upp spent and discarded before you’re 25.
jummy on December 1, 2006 at 2:12 PM
Michelle, is right. This broad should stay home and learn to be a proper mother & and role-model to her children.
This behavior, and the pix, will only bite her in the butt in the future.
……and I’ve often wondered what kind of hell awaits Pam Anderson’s 2 little boys….
Pam’s kids: “Hey guys. Where are you going?”
Kids: “We’re heading to Billy’s house to watch a video.”
Pam’s kids: “Can we come…?”
Kids: “Sure……….if ya wanna see your old man stick his ********* into your mom’s ******** and then put it in her *********, before he *********** his ************ all over her ********* and then she ********** his *********** and ********* while she smiles for the camera….”
Pam’s kids: “……..uhhh……..ummmmm…..”
Kids: “C’mon….It’ll be fun!”
Pam’s kids turn and sadly head home.
Pam: “Hi boys! How was school? Come over here and let your Mom GIVE YOU A BIG KISS…!!!!”
Pam’s kids (fleeing in horror): “BLEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”
guitarguy
ps. Michelle……….NICE gams!!!!!
And may God bless whomever invented the high-heeled pump.
guitarguy on December 1, 2006 at 2:26 PM
I was wondering if somebody else was thinking what I was. I could watch this vent again just for that. Britney who?
Spurius Ligustinus on December 1, 2006 at 2:26 PM
it would be hot if hot air leaked pix of michelle rolling 12-sided dice in a dungeon master’s cap.
jummy on December 1, 2006 at 2:31 PM
MM, you’re not really gonna leave this up all weekend, are you?
PLEASE don’t leave ‘brit’ exposed on HA all weekend.
Where was Robert Spencer Thursday?
shooter on December 1, 2006 at 2:32 PM
“i agree that maybe the solution to brit’s existensial woes is to recognize that she’s already been an insanely famous pop star and that its time for a role change.”
I believe there is a position open as ‘Hot Air Credibility Officer’.
eminuu on December 1, 2006 at 2:32 PM
Must not look at Britany’s Hoo Hoo - will burn eyes.
ricor on December 1, 2006 at 2:34 PM
“Blame Bu–”…
Nevermind.
Bob Owens on December 1, 2006 at 2:37 PM
Geez, there are just some things in the world we don’t want to see. Parts is Parts, but please Britney, stop trying to get your picture here:
Wuptdo on December 1, 2006 at 2:43 PM
Geez, there are just some things in the world we don’t want to see. Parts is Parts, but please Britney, stop trying to get your picture here:
Wuptdo on December 1, 2006 at 2:44 PM
i’ll take it!
jummy on December 1, 2006 at 2:53 PM
Oh yay… we all finally got to see Britney’s cooter. And here I was thinking she’d do a Playboy spread or something somewhat classy and make a few bucks in the process. Silly me, I forgot she’s just another celebrity slut… duh!
SilverStar830 on December 1, 2006 at 3:01 PM
***NSFW*** And Do Not Click This Link Unless You Want To See Britney’s C-Section Scar And Whatnot ***NSFW***
SilverStar830 on December 1, 2006 at 3:06 PM
Is that really what you drive, Michelle?
Mark Jaquith on December 1, 2006 at 3:10 PM
I would say that book MM had was Crusader by Paul Kengor, about the great Ronald Reagan and the collapse of communism in USSR.
Oh, and looking good Michelle, you and Audrey Hepburn in the same Vent…priceless.
jcon96 on December 1, 2006 at 3:13 PM
Everytime a hot new star is born, they become the primary focus of all entertainment news media, as well as our teen population…to the point of making us all sick. It seems to take about an average of 7 years before the media and teens catch up to where the rest of us are, then the popularity of the hot star turns a complete 180. If these stars could just focus on selling their product (music, films, etc…) instead of trying to make statements to the world of who they are, they’d probably last longer in a positive light. How many actors and singers who are excellent in their craft ruin their popularity by not going away when they’re not acting or singing? Britney’s just another name to add to the list.
Joshua P. Allem on December 1, 2006 at 3:19 PM
I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about Britney. I just want to know WHO the headless guy was standing in front of Michelle.
Allahpundit, would that be you?
pullingmyhairout on December 1, 2006 at 3:21 PM
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