Only slightly relevant, but did anyone see Devito in the movie “Other People’s Money”? It is an interesting story which no matter how how evil and greedy they made corporate executives out to be in the end is shows why capitalism works.

Resolute on November 30, 2006 at 7:10 PM

Definitely a better performance than his VIEW appearance, if not his best. Starting with an “Amen” and ending with a comment on his own funeral vs. that of the business involved, Danny DeVito performs one classic movie monologue in that one as he convinces the stockholders to vote their shares with his takeover. It’s worth seeing just for that five minutes.

“…and I’m not fat, I’m just too short for my body weight!”

mojo on November 30, 2006 at 5:16 PM

Mojo, I think the prescribed height for that body weight is … What? Seven-foot-three, maybe?

I never thought I would prefer Ellen to Rosie…

allie on November 30, 2006 at 5:22 PM

No contest. I don’t want to look at either of them, but Ellen can be funny, from time to time.

I predict Rosie will be off the show by February.

Who’s with me?

Mazztek on November 30, 2006 at 4:46 PM

Perhaps — but I predict that “The View” is no longer “on the air” by April of 2007.

Video: Rosie: DeVito isn’t a drunk, he just had too many drinks

Well, that makes it all okay then…

But buy a gun and your the devil incarnate…

…just ask Tom Selleck.

Thanks. That is a good idea, but it’s happened so many times, I’m like a beekeeper who is immune to his bees.

She gave up on Bush. That Bush.

Gotcha… she was attracted to the name.

Please, no more Rosie for a while, K?

Jiggity on November 30, 2006 at 5:01 PM

Well, if it had been Allah who posted Rosie this time around, it would be retribtution for the light comments on his Litvinenko posts. He’s learned a few things about being ignored and terrorizing over the years.

What happened Rosie?

She gave up on Bush. That Bush.

…he’s 4 feet tall.

…standing flat-footed, he looks most of his male Hollywood friends in the dick.

…he’s built like a snowman.

…he has to sleep with Rhea Perlman.

…he can’t get nightmares of his old lady in Penguin costume out of his head.

…he was being groped by Rosie.

Hell. I’d drink, too. He was out with Clooney. Given his physical inventory, you think you’re *REALLY* gonna get any “overflow action” when you’re out with Clooney? He probably goes clubbing with Tupperware, to save women for later.

…it’s gotta suck to be DeVito.

The black bear said “You’ve got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have sex.” Danny decided to bend over.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Danny soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said “That was a huge mistake, Danny. You’ve got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we’ll have rough sex.” Again, Danny thought it was better to comply.

Although he survived, it would take several months before Danny finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said “Admit it, Danny. You don’t come here for the hunting do you?”

O’DONNELL: Well, I wouldn’t be here. Here I am. That woman right there didn’t want me to come. My publicist, Lois Smith, 74, cried on the phone last night. People were saying to me are you out of your mind? I’m not out of my mind. Because I’m not afraid of you. You’re smart, you went to Harvard, you went to B.U. like I did.

You grew up around the block. I know where you’re coming from. I don’t think you are a mean-spirited guy. September 11 changed a lot of things for me, Bill. I will say this, before September 11, I was definitely mildly myopic in terms of my political agenda. If you were Democrat you were probably right, and if you were a Republican you were probably wrong. Everything changed for me that day.

O’REILLY: Really?

O’DONNELL: My entire worldview changed. If you would have told me September 9 that I would have been at the world series game filming George Bush throwing out the first pitch with my 6-year-old son crying, I never would have believed you, but I was. Because my whole worldview changed.

What happened Rosie?

But, he was hanging with “The Sexiest Man Alive” and leftist to boot (Clooney) so expect moral relativism and apologetics from the drunk hobbit.

She’s got a little Hamburglar thing going on. Maybe she ate him.

Best In Thread!

Love the leggings!

Exquisit indeed. I think she’s going for the Wicked Witch of the West style this season.