…It isn’t just going to *STAND* there and let you hit it…

Puritan1648 on November 26, 2006 at 12:16 AM

Yes it is…if you just begin to meditate on the same subject, again.

If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out.
see-dubya on November 25, 2006 at 6:54 PM

What part of EYE are you confusing with PENIS?

The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons,

At this point I think privacy would be the least of his concerns. I mean,everyone who lives in his village certainly knows that he cut his schwang off, right! It’s probably the talk of the town. When he shows up somebody’s bound to say, “Hey, isn’t that One Cut Low?”

Has anyone seen Lorena Bobbit?

I know Monks give up their worldy names, but has anyone seen Buddy Hackett?

Is there a video of this? perhaps the “uncut” version…

What an unlucky fellow, when I have an inappropiate erection I talk it down….but Monks take a vow of silence right?

A cock story, only in Bangkok

unless the Thai media, like ours, just makes sh*t up

I mean, you know, I ain’t seen any photo-graphs yet….

But I do appreciate the geometry lesson on Cutting Off One’s Own Johnson With a Machete — Janos Hunyadi

…J-man…you’re just an engineer at heart….

…so….

…how would you solve the anti-machete, springy-thingy recoil problem?

I mean, it may be a woody, but it isn’t actually wood. It isn’t just going to *STAND* there and let you hit it.

*SPROING* “HEY!”, says the put-upon penis, “who’s disturbing *MY* meditation? Time to duck and dodge!” *SPROING*

Janos Hunyadi on November 25, 2006 at 11:57 PM

We’re now delving into the inconceivable – at least as far as I’m concerned. I’m queasy and I’m leaving now.

However:

Janet Reno is penile kryptonite.

Puritan1648 on November 25, 2006 at 11:23 PM

Quite funny!

I ask for no Janet Reno ( a modest request ) and I get…..the Miami Wookie. But I do appreciate the geometry lesson on Cutting Off One’s Own Johnson With a Machete

My guess is that he had to

1 ) lean backwards while standing
2 ) start sawing with the hand not holding the…… appendage

Please, no more Janet Reno comments on a thread about cuts-off-dick topics. It’s too real, man, it’s too real….. — Janos Hunyadi

…”Our Janet” deals more in shrivelling than in amputation. You still have it, but she puts you off using it.

Janet Reno is penile kryptonite.

…declined to comment on the monk’s erection…

…the guy who wrote the copy for this article can now retire. He’s introduced the perfect nonsequitur into his prose.

“The president declines to comment on the monk’s erection”. “Senator Clinton declines to comment on the monk’s erection”. “Medical science declines to comment on Ms. Reno’s date’s erection.”

This thread needed the “red meat” graphic. I’ll leave it at that.

The thing that I wonder about is…er…the leverage.

It was a machete, right? Unless he’s a Theravedan Johnny Wad, with arms like an NBA forward, his…amputated chakra…er…his “third eye”, so to speak, and its position and the length of his arms…well…er…he couldn’t exactly get a running start, if you know what I mean.

…oh, well…if the meditation doesn’t work out, he can try impressionist painting.

Makes one wonder what he was meditating on.

thedecider on November 25, 2006 at 6:25 PM

Last night’s episode of Ugly Betty?

(if you read Steyn’s, American Alone , you’ld get the reference)

–never mind

BANGKOK (Reuters) – A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.

Oh the irony if he had shot it off, given the location.

Please, no more Janet Reno comments on a thread about cuts-off-dick topics. It’s too real, man, it’s too real…..