Video: Lip-reading fun with Madonna
posted at 5:36 pm on November 24, 2006 by Allahpundit
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From the Wembley concert recorded this summer that aired two nights ago on NBC. The edge of her edginess was dulled long ago, but it is after all the slowest of slow news days. And besides, it’s fun to watch old ladies curse.
Here she is singing “I Love New York” (her version, not the version you’re thinking of); the line is supposed to be “Just go to Texas / Isn’t that where they golf?” If you can’t decipher it, let HuffPo be your guide.
This was also the concert that got pimped on Drudge a few weeks ago for the part where she descends to the stage bound to a cross. They cut it from the broadcast, but the redemptive power of watching an aging whore perform opera bouffe with Christian symbolism shone through nonetheless.
Oh — she also solved the Middle East crisis.
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That woman is pure puke.
rplat on November 24, 2006 at 5:47 PM
Oh, it wasn’t a real crucification? Darn. (sarcasm intended)
vcferlita on November 24, 2006 at 5:56 PM
She is a very troubled person and needs help before she injures herself.
Zorro on November 24, 2006 at 6:03 PM
Ran out of material girl.
fogw on November 24, 2006 at 6:07 PM
Saw her once in Philly… I was dating a blond look-a-like (there were tons of them at the show). It was the second biggest freak fest that I‘ve ever seen in my life. Being a child of the “60s“ & “70s“ that‘s saying something. The Dead shows had slightly weirder crowd… Though not scarier. I swear there were dyke gangs giving me the evil eye for even being there, and probably lusting after my girlfriend.
The things we do for love.
Meanwhile, Madonna is a worthless pop icon has been. Her opinion means less than nothing. Especially the bleeped parts.
RalphyBoy on November 24, 2006 at 6:08 PM
Rats…postpunted.
quax1 on November 24, 2006 at 6:08 PM
I’m not really buying the Madonna-as-Jesus bit.
quax1 on November 24, 2006 at 6:09 PM
She’s just so talented …
Ali-Bubba on November 24, 2006 at 6:26 PM
The woman is *48 YEARS OLD*! She’s made her career revolve around her rather trashy self-image and her easy sexuality. It hasn’t been based on her singing voice, her song-writing skills, or — dare I mention it — her activing ability.
*WHY IS ANYONE STILL PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS TALENTLESS, SEFL-MARKETING HUCKSTER?*
Does anyone still care about a 48 year-old woman’s sleazy, overly-trafficked…er…marital area? If it’s sexual availability and low standards you want, slaver over Spears or one of the Simpson sisters. If it’s whacky you want — Kabbalah, adopting Third World waifs, outraging the beliefs of actual human beings — go with Whitney Houston. At least Whitney can sing…or could…and maybe still can. If you want a shameless self-promoter, go with Paris Hilton, who’s at least still got a few goods on offer worth a bid.
Madonna is Michael Jackson without the glove and monkey.
Who wrote this childish drivel? You can make money doing this?
…sad…glad….
…york…dork….
…hardly Jule Steyn. Dr. Seuss could do better.
Puritan1648 on November 24, 2006 at 6:32 PM
Maybe she should lead by example.
infidel4life on November 24, 2006 at 6:35 PM
The woman has an incrdible set of pipes. It’s a shame she has no moral or intelectual talent to companion with them.
conservativecaveman on November 24, 2006 at 6:56 PM
Apperently Allah isn’t aware of what Madonna did after the show.
Scot on November 24, 2006 at 7:11 PM
Isn’t it true that people mock what they secretly desire? I’m sure I read that somewhere. Clearly, this has been her fantasy all along. She craves a more righteous man because all she’s ever known are men as sleazy as herself. Unfortunately, in her fantasy passion to please the President, she fails to understand that he appreciates a more refined woman, a.k.a. Laura Bush.
thedecider on November 24, 2006 at 7:19 PM
…decider…that’s creepy on so many mind-numbing levels….
Puritan1648 on November 24, 2006 at 7:36 PM
Okay, I laughed at that.
lowandslow on November 24, 2006 at 8:14 PM
LOL…I’ll bet the Pres would find it creepy too.
thedecider on November 24, 2006 at 8:37 PM
This puke of a WHORE is so over, it’s over! Get on with it and let her rot in the dustbin of hell. She will never give up trying to grab a headline, (watch, she will adopt more from anyplace that will let her), believing all along that she alone can postpone the process when it comes to her. Whenever I see her I see Betty Davis, weeks before she died!
NEMETI IN SYRACUSE on November 24, 2006 at 9:13 PM
AS someone had said before, wonder why she didn’t do something with Mohammed? Ya’ all know the answer.
auspatriotman on November 24, 2006 at 10:36 PM
I liked her better when she was just acting like a stupid whore.
Metro on November 24, 2006 at 10:52 PM
Madonna-please go away now.
Catie96706 on November 24, 2006 at 11:44 PM
She was an old whore when she was a young whore.
Know what I’m sayin? Me neither.
CanaryinaCoalMine on November 25, 2006 at 12:27 AM
I don’t think she was acting.
SnakeintheGrass on November 25, 2006 at 12:52 AM
Maybe Madonna can go buy another black kid. That’s what she did! Bought a black African! No one talks about this. I guess it’s alright for a leftist to buy black folks.
jaleach on November 25, 2006 at 2:06 AM
Scot, I hate you. Thanks for the link to the close-up of the old woman farting.
Nothing like seeing a fluttering *sshole to ruin the taste of the fresh beer you just opened.
Christoph on November 25, 2006 at 2:19 AM
I’ve skimmed the comments and haven’t read anything with a quarter of the power of Allahpundit’s summary dismissal. On the Day of Judgment, I hear, God has decided to delegate to AP the work of casting the wicked into the outer darkness, because he’s so efficient.
Kralizec on November 25, 2006 at 2:33 AM
Damn, I’m glad THAT’S over!!! Sshheeewwww.
hillbillyjim on November 25, 2006 at 6:42 AM
AARRGGGHH!! MY EYES!! NOOOOOooooooo…….
hillbillyjim on November 25, 2006 at 6:54 AM
Madonna’s desperate desire for attention requires desperate measures. Do you really think Madonna would have gone to Africa to adopt a child if she hadn’t seen the press Angela Jolie got when she adopted one? She’s nothing but a media whore. Nothing more, nothing less.
SPIFF1669 on November 25, 2006 at 7:46 AM
what? Madonna stood between a jew and a muslim and SURVIVED?
/i got nuthin.
stevezilla on November 25, 2006 at 8:08 AM
S.K.A.N.K.
EEprom on November 25, 2006 at 10:16 AM
Fresh Hell. I hate her in so many ways already.
seejanemom on November 25, 2006 at 5:20 PM
Apparently her take on the middle east crisis is, “If both sides just banged me, we’d have world piece…I mean peace!”
But seriously folks, would someone take this dilapidated corksoaker for a ride? You know like the Sopranos? How is it that a woman famous for giving blowjobs to anyonymous Puerto Ricans from the window of a limousine as she cruised the N.Y streets in search of PROTEIN, is still being listened to? I mean, it’s not as if she can sing.
Soothsayer on November 26, 2006 at 5:33 PM
Why are her eyes always closed?
bloggless on November 26, 2006 at 8:21 PM
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