“The world is rapidly becoming Ahmadinejadised”

posted at 2:04 pm on November 22, 2006 by Allahpundit

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That was a tough one to call!

eucher on November 22, 2006 at 2:07 PM

Without having looked, I’m going to guess that was Mark Steyn.

Kralizec on November 22, 2006 at 2:10 PM

yup great friends he has. Mugabe from Zimbawe, Kim Done Wrong from North Korea, Hugo Chavez from Venezuela, Cindy Sheehan, might as well although no pictures exist yet, Nashrallah from Hezbollah, soon to be the Lebanese president.

LakeRuins on November 22, 2006 at 2:15 PM

What is “Ahmadinejadised”?

Are beards internationally getting all weird and splotchy?

Are men all shrinking down to Woody Allen proportions?

Are penises around the globe inexplicably shrinking?

I want to know, in case I need shots.

Puritan1648 on November 22, 2006 at 2:18 PM

If that term means we’re being overrun by pygmies both intellectual and in physical stature, I’d say he does have a point.

JammieWearingFool on November 22, 2006 at 2:20 PM

That verges on talking about yourself in the third person.Big DQ for that one.

bbz123 on November 22, 2006 at 2:20 PM

That’d be tough to haiku! I think that word (cant pronounce it) is at least 6 syllables.

lorien1973 on November 22, 2006 at 2:23 PM

That halo must be getting to him…

Bob Owens on November 22, 2006 at 2:27 PM

It’s all about his populist economic agenda. He must be working with Lou Dobbs or something.

Wineaholic on November 22, 2006 at 2:35 PM

Rapidly, Mahmoud? Wait ’til you see haw rapidly the world becomes de-Ahmadinejadised.

RedWinged Blackbird on November 22, 2006 at 2:36 PM

Ahmadinejad:

When I telephone other leaders, I am told that they are on trips.

Heh… that’s what I tell telemarketers when they call too. “Um.. I’m sorry, James isn’t in right now, he’s, uh, on a ‘provincial tour!’ So, uh, you’ll have to call back later. Much, much later. Bye!“

jasnell on November 22, 2006 at 2:41 PM

Kinda like Joe-mentum, but different…

armylawyer on November 22, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Almighty God?

PinkyBigglesworth on November 22, 2006 at 3:11 PM

He finds out other leaders actually travel, so he assumes he invited the political model. He’ll be so crestfallen when he learns Al Gore invented it.

laelaps on November 22, 2006 at 3:18 PM

I’m thinkin’ Amahjihadist … he was talkin’ about himself.

Ask a lib if they think we should take this guy out, they always answer No. Then ask “If you could go back in time and take out Hitler, would you?” They go “Ummm … well yeah, but … uhhh … (thinking of a way out) … ummm … Bush is Hitler!” and walk away.

Tony737 on November 22, 2006 at 3:22 PM

President Bob?

Kevin M on November 22, 2006 at 3:25 PM

When are we finally gonna take this big eared, miniscule 3rd world Iranian Alfred E Newman wannabe out of the picture?

tickleddragon on November 22, 2006 at 3:27 PM

“When I telephone other leaders, I am told that they are on trips.”

I don’t doubt that for a minute.

Blacksheep on November 22, 2006 at 4:06 PM

Wait… he goes on provincial tours, while we have Edwards and Obama on “book tours”… there has to be a connection! They learned by watching him! Someone get Tancredo on the line.

Wineaholic on November 22, 2006 at 4:26 PM

“When I telephone other leaders, I am told that they are on trips. Their trips are the same as the provincial tours that I have initiated,” he said.

And they say we have no sense of irony. Sounds more to me like no one is taking his calls. Could be wrong though. Mugabe seemed to dig him.

THeDRiFTeR on November 22, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Guess he felt the need to distinguish between those who have been Hannitized, hm? Haha.

He said,

“I have travelled to all the continents except for one and I know what is going on out there. Everybody is eager to hear the Iranian people’s message,”

Does he mean Antarctica? The penguins?

CP on November 22, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Is it me or does he sound a lot like Bagdad Bob?

Kini on November 22, 2006 at 4:44 PM

Alfred E. Newman and Baghdad Bob! HA!

You guys crack me up!

Tony737 on November 22, 2006 at 5:09 PM

Presumptuous little f***, is he not?

The austere hardliner said that Iran’s “two big missions are constructing the country and introducing a model for humanity.”

World leaders, he added, had started copying his provincial trips, during which he pledges to create jobs and fight poverty.

“When I telephone other leaders, I am told that they are on trips. Their trips are the same as the provincial tours that I have initiated,” he said.

I wonder if he had a role in inventing the internet?

hillbillyjim on November 22, 2006 at 5:22 PM

{Riiing}

“Allo? Assistant Undersecretary of Bathroom Urinal Sanitation Office, Assistant Undersecretary John Crapper speaking”

“Salam!”

“Pardon?”

“Salam! Delam barat kheyli tang shodeh!”

“I’m sorry, who is this?”

“It is I, Ahmadinejad!”

“Gezhundheit!”

“Bebakhshid?”

“My goodness, it sounds like you’ve got a mighty bad cold there, sir. So you’ve called to register a complaint?”

“Pardon?”

“You are calling to register a complaint, correct?”

“I’m not sure I understand. This is the Prime Ministers office correct?”

“No, I’m sorry, you have reached the Office of the Assistant Undersecretary of Bathroom Urinal Sanitation.”

“But isn’t this 555 123 4567?”

“Yes, it is. But that is our direct number and it is unlisted. How did you get this number?”

“The Prime Minister gave it to me last year at the United Nations Halloween Party.”

“Our Prime Minister? Oh, well, I’ll have to remember to thank him for that. Hmm.. who did you say you were again?”

“I am Mahmoud Ahmadinejad! President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, World Leader, International Sex Symbol and a founding member of the New Order of Globally Organized Nuclear Armed Dictators Society.”

“Oh! Right, right, the NOGONADS group, I’ve heard of you. Well then, I’m sorry to say that the Prime Minister is currently ‘out’”

“Out?”

“Yes, ‘out’. You know, taking a walk, so to speak. You know how it is”

“Oh yes! I know exactly how it is! Provincial tours are very important!”

“Provincial tours? Well, yes, I guess you could call it that.”

“Do you know when he’ll be back in?”

“Oh, it will be late, I’m afraid, very late. These are very large provinces. They will take a long time to tour, you know.”

“Yes, yes, I understand. You will tell him I rang, will you?”

“I’ll tell someone, yes.”

“Oh, che khoob! Well, ciao for now. Allahu Akbar and all that.”

“Very good sir. Goodbye.”

jasnell on November 22, 2006 at 5:25 PM