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By: Nuke’s News and Views » If it’s “Morning In America,” will you still respect me?

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:19:23 +0000

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By: "7.62mm Justice"

"7.62mm Justice" — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 14:02:49 +0000

Peace Through Superior Orgasm…

I’ve looked at this article about three times this morning, laughed, and decided not to post on it. However, I guess I just can’t resist…
(WCBSTV) Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of…

By: eucher

eucher — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:12:30 +0000

Uh-oh, this is scheduled only 9 days before the Islamic holiday, Eid al-Adha (Festival of Sacrifice) on 12/31/06. Yikes, that could be a public relations nightmare.

And besides, if we produce this powerful surge of sexual electricity ALL IN ONE DAY, aren’t we likely to increase global temperatures, which will then kill the planet? (not to mention a few old hippies — oops, can’t quite do THAT position anymore) Yet, if we produce this rainbow of peace and love and harmony, in its purest form (ie, with folk music in the background), we can actually eliminate weapons of mass destruction!

What to do, what to do …

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By: gary

gary — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 00:18:45 +0000

The heck with the orgasm, lets just light the cigarrette.

By: Pirate's Cove

Pirate's Cove — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 00:01:59 +0000

Orgasm’s For Peace: Only In Liberal World…

I mean, really, is this truly necessary?
Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.
But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.
The Global Orgasm f…

By: Texas Gal

Texas Gal — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:55:21 +0000

Hummm … I question the timing.. ;)

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:50:28 +0000

Thanks, Entelechy! I was so, so tempted to tell him exactly that. If my husband had not been with me, I probably would have, but the idiot was so fired up, I worried he’d say something obnoxious to me and my husband would have felt called upon to, um, convince him of the error of his ways. No fair for me to pick a fight that he’ll feel obligated to finish. :-)

By: Editor

Editor — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:41:33 +0000

Just for good measure... "We have the answer, Baby"

By: Maxx

Maxx — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:08:42 +0000

I must say I really liked the acoustic guitar playing on their site, wish I knew who is was. But I’ve already had my orgasm this year.

By: TBinSTL

TBinSTL — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 22:54:11 +0000

My birthday!!
You shouldn’t have….no, really, you shouldn’t have

By: Random Numbers (Brian Epps)

Random Numbers (Brian Epps) — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:06:49 +0000

So, will liberal socialist welfare system (AMSOC) provide a free (and acceptable) partner for co-participation in this glorious “peace” demonstration??? If so, I’m IN!!!!

Sure! Here's your partner, provided by the munificent left.

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 20:47:01 +0000

Will abortions spike during the 9 months after this as well?

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 20:38:53 +0000

Laura, I loved the title “Puerile Public Political Prattle” on your site.

“Excuse me Sir, do you own this restaurant?”
“No, I don’t”
“Then stfu so the rest of us can dine in peace”

Easier said/written than done…

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 20:07:07 +0000

No, really, this can work. It’s well known that men are more violent than women. And this will provide at least an eight hour respite from violence, because after they participate in this project, the men will all be asleep and thus no danger to anyone.

By: Puritan1648

Puritan1648 — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:59:33 +0000

…Has someone figured out a way to capture orgasmic energy in a storage batter(y)?… — Puritan1648

Someone call Al Gore – it might be a good source for alternative energy. And a new source for taxes? — Entelechy

*rummage-rummage*

*shouts* “Tipper! Tiiiiippppppeerrrrr! Have you seen my ball peen? The Internet’s running slow, and I need to adjust the bandwidth….”

“Al…there’s a man at the door. He says that he’s driving a truck *FULL* of…er…well…bottles…which he says are full of…er…*whispers* love minnows. He says that he has instructions to deliver…er…them to youm that you’re supposed to figure out some sort of storage…thing…for…them….”

“Ah! The shipment! This means world peace, old girl! Have the nice man back up and put the bottles on the porch.”

“…ah…”

*returns to front door”

“My husband says that you’re to drop them off on the porch. Back up over there, and I’ll unroll the awning. Wouldn’t want any of them to sit all day in the sun…and…er…spoil….”

*Servers around the world all simultaneously fail.*

By: Puritan1648

Puritan1648 — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:47:50 +0000

Just more of their “if it feels good, do it” mentality I guess. — eucher

…when in doubt, first and always focus on how things effect MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

By: eucher

eucher — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:38:40 +0000

Just more of their “if it feels good, do it” mentality I guess. Maybe they can get, um, hand…outs from the government?

Anyway, I thought they were already orgasmic over control of the house and senate.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:27:34 +0000

…Has someone figured out a way to capture orgasmic energy in a storage batter?…

Puritan1648 on November 20, 2006 at 1:37 PM

Someone call Al Gore – it might be a good source for alternative energy. And a new source for taxes?

By: shooter

shooter — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:22:23 +0000

I just visited their page, http://www.globalorgasm.org/ and on the left just blow the navigations there are "what, when , why," etc. and just below that is..... A DONATION BUTTON. Ok we've sent bricks, printed Bush pesos, but I don't know if I can do this donation. Oh well, if they really want it, I'll go get some baggies and a stamp.....or maybe lots of stamps.

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By: Yakko77

Yakko77 — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 18:40:25 +0000

Also, I thought the Lefties hate globalisation (I spelled it the British way on purpose)…

Entelechy on November 20, 2006 at 12:39 AM

LOL!!!

By: Puritan1648

Puritan1648 — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 18:37:17 +0000

They are all a bunch of “jerk offs” anyway. — BobK

…that about wraps it up for me.

A global orgasm? This raises a host of practical questions:

* Who’s arranging for a global mopping detail?

* Do you credit teenage boys at the same level as fully grown married men?

* For those adept at multiple orgasms (Yea, team!), do they get credit for…er…covering the…er…the unavoidable shortfall from…er…those requiring Viagra…so to speak….

* Who will placate the the jihadis, rioting for their having been made to sleep in the wet spot?

* How will we channel this global “energy”? Has someone figured out a way to capture orgasmic energy in a storage batter? Or, are we just supposed to mail the…er…results to a pre-determined address?

* Is this just a ploy by the porn industry to have an “end-of-year” sale?

* If your spouse walks in on you exercising your…er…political commitment, will you get credit for that orgasm or will you have to deduct it from the six months of orgasms you’re bloody well not going to be able to…er..contribute as a result of you being a “pathetic little pervert…my mother warned me about you…you disgusting little blah-blah-blah….”

* Can’t these guys think of anything more mature than this? First they hector the War and all who see its necessity, then they resort to this? Can we hunt down those who support it and unmercifully rib them, pointing out that they may not be serious stewards of the public weal after all?

…you always should look not only to intentions, but to execution, if you wish to prevail. It pays to be practical.

By: mojo

mojo — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 18:18:27 +0000

Come together…

Right now, over – there, somewhere.