Video: “Mark Foley, Holy Moley”
posted at 3:07 pm on November 11, 2006 by Allahpundit
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It’s either this, the umpteenth post about Michael Steele’s political future, or a rant about the British refusing to join Bolton’s veto of Qatar’s anti-Israel resolution even though they agreed with his logic:
Governments that abstained said they were unable to support the text because it was unbalanced.
“It is absolutely right that the Security Council should meet on this important issue,” said British Deputy Ambassador Karen Pierce. But “any statement from this council must be balanced and must serve the interests of both parties, and that interest is peace.”
It’s Saturday afternoon, so the dopey web video it is. What can I say? I’m a sucker for cannoli humor.
Mild content warning on this one. Click the image to watch.
Update: The guys in the video are Andy Stuckey and Jon Murray. Here’s their video page.
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That was awesome
RightWinged on November 11, 2006 at 3:24 PM
Gee, it’s slackers like this that make we wish that Shrieker of the House Nancy and Charlie Rangel would crank up the Draft they’ve been threatening to…
A few weeks at Marine boot camp would cure their problem fer shure.
Notice we haven’t seen their videos extolling Teddy Kennedy’s deep and glorious thirst and/or sexual escapades or his congressman son who drove into a police barricade at 2:00 AM drunk because he was “late for a vote.”
Screw you, KOSsacks!
(Notice the Twin Towers are noticeably missing from the NYskyline of course.
I always notice. Always.)
Jen the Neocon on November 11, 2006 at 3:24 PM
That is legitimately funny.
And they have good voices.
Christoph on November 11, 2006 at 3:27 PM
Funny stuff.
EnochCain on November 11, 2006 at 3:35 PM
Hilarious (not), as if these 2 morons don’t worship a culture that elevates excessive drinking and homosexuality as virtues.
Cannoli humor is overrated.
Jen the Neocon on November 11, 2006 at 3:39 PM
Predictable and boring.
Scot on November 11, 2006 at 3:42 PM
“Walking the playground with a handle of Stoli” is one of the better lines to come out of DC this year.
Pablo on November 11, 2006 at 3:43 PM
Was it good for you too?
Kini on November 11, 2006 at 3:45 PM
Ah Jen, lighten up. That was helluva performance.
Christoph on November 11, 2006 at 3:47 PM
Yeah, they spent a lot of time, energy, and creativity on this one.
Suckers.
Jen you might like the humor at this site. It always makes me snicker…
NTWR on November 11, 2006 at 4:02 PM
Ya’ll should really look at their main site (and its videos) before dismissing Jen’s comment ;)
lorien1973 on November 11, 2006 at 4:09 PM
I’m confused. Have the Dems been saying that the GOP is really a pro-pedophile or pro-gay organization, so you should vote Demo? Or are they saying that the GOP is pro-criminal? Or that the GOP is pro-lewdness?
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist (by the way, I’m a rocket scientist) to see that the Foley matter is a canard. Congress (and all positions of power) happens to attract a certain personality type — the power mad, the corrupt, the abusive. It’s up to the leadership to do the policing.
Having said that, which party seems to be in favor of this type of behavior? Let’s see, is there one particular party that has a convicted corrupt judge (Hastings)? Or a gay pimp (Franks)? Or a pederast (Studds)? Or leaving a mistress to drown (Kennedy)? Or a soviet colluder (Kennedy)? Or a draft dodger (W. Clinton)? Or a convicted purjorer (W. Clinton)? Or a disbarred attorney (W. Clinton)? Or a serial rapist (W. Clinton)? Or a Klansman (Byrd)? Need I go on?
stonemeister on November 11, 2006 at 4:11 PM
Chill out, lorien, I’m talking about this video.
Christoph on November 11, 2006 at 4:17 PM
NTWR, I’ve been going to ThePeoplesCube/CommunistsforKerry for 2 years!
Now, those guys are talented and very funny indeed!
Jen the Neocon on November 11, 2006 at 4:20 PM
Meh. Leave the gun.
Kid from Brooklyn on November 11, 2006 at 4:41 PM
Jen, Communists for Kerry kept me sane during the ‘04 election. Long live the Revolution!
NTWR on November 11, 2006 at 4:59 PM
Thanks a lot AP — it’s going to be a long time before I can eat cannoli again :P
db on November 11, 2006 at 5:15 PM
Sometimes a cannoli is just a cannoli. Hilarious video though.
thedecider on November 11, 2006 at 7:05 PM
It was funny, goofy, and creative.
In fact, it so inspired me that I decided to do something similar about the fact that Commie b*stard Daniel Ortega has just been elected President of Nicaragua.
Alas, it is all for naught. I’ve just spent the last four hours working on my poetic opus, banging my head against my keyboard in frustration. Why? Because nothing rhymes with Nicaraugua.
The closest I could get is “Avacado”, and even that only works if you deliberately mispronounce it.
Alas. English literature is the poorer for it.
(Inspired by Berkeley Breathed and Sam Kinison)
EFG on November 11, 2006 at 7:13 PM
EGF:
How about:
Liquor agua
piragua
Managua
or better: Soil-it (rhymes with the alternate name of Nicaragua)
stonemeister on November 11, 2006 at 7:47 PM
thicker fog – duh
pick your opera
sicker dogma
db on November 11, 2006 at 8:16 PM
Bah. Liquor agua, piragua, and Managua are all spanish words. They don’t count. It’s gotta be english words.
As for the last word you hinted at, are you talking about poo-poo caca? If so, I’ll admit you might be onto something.
Although lets face it. If you’re trying to do a “serious poem” and you’re reduced to using baby talk to make your rhyme scheme work, well, you lose credibility with the intelligensia.
Not that they have much credibility with me…
EFG on November 11, 2006 at 8:34 PM
Dang it!
Opera and dogma are perfectly legitimate words and they are destroying my claim that nothing rhymes with Nicaragua.
So now I have poo-poo caca, opera, and dogma to work with.
I’ll get right to work.
EFG on November 11, 2006 at 8:38 PM
Hmmm…toss in a little Foie Gras with your dogma and enjoy it in Nicaragua. Can’t help with the “poo-poo” thing.
thedecider on November 11, 2006 at 9:38 PM
Stupid. I am surprised they didn’t say the word. “poo poo’.
bloggless on November 11, 2006 at 9:52 PM
Just saw that someone said “poo poo”! To be honest I didn’t finish watching that stupid video. I really don’t get the cannoli connection.
bloggless on November 11, 2006 at 9:54 PM
I thought it was pretty funny.
GoodBoy on November 11, 2006 at 10:02 PM
I feel dirty after seeing that.
Constantine on November 11, 2006 at 10:14 PM
HAAA!!!!
The Ugly American on November 11, 2006 at 10:27 PM
bloggless, this should explain it.
Cannoli are mentioned in a famous line from the film The Godfather by Clemenza, whose wife asked him to bring home a few. A planned murder takes place during the outing, and while Clemenza and his accomplice are preparing to depart the scene, he instructs: “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
EFG on November 12, 2006 at 1:17 AM
Think they will do one about Barnie’s Frank?
Zorro on November 12, 2006 at 8:39 PM
*Ahem*
As promised, (reluctantly) here is my poem about Nicaragua.
My name’s Daniel, Daniel Ortega,
It rhymes with, rutabega.
I’m a political hybrid,
Like a beetabega.
Oh yeah, I banned the opera,
Because of my dogma.
There’s no more Foie Gras,
In my Nicaragua.
I’ll nationalize la Companies de Agua,
Sorry about your runny poo-poo caca.
.
.
.
Thank you, thank you very much.
.
.
.
(crickets chirp)
.
.
.
Well screw you guys, I’m going home!
EFG on November 12, 2006 at 9:07 PM
Dang it! Messed up link.
Beetabega.
EFG on November 12, 2006 at 9:09 PM
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