Hot Air introduces…the Absolute Moral Authority card
posted at 8:51 am on November 6, 2006 by Bryan
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Find yourself in a jam? Are your anti-war lies catching up with you? Then use the Absolute Moral Authority card and get right out of trouble free. Once you play the Absolute Moral Authority card, no one can ever question you again, no matter what you say or do!
Did you build your career on smearing the troops? Has that come back to haunt you in the run-up to a crucial mid-term election? Then play the Absolute Moral Authority Card!
Do you have a famous family name that can (barely) cover your otherwise useless political career? Do you have a tendency to work with your nation’s enemies, and womanize your way into problem after problem? Then play the Absolute Moral Authority card. Your career will be safe, no matter what!
Been caught stealing from the National Archives? Flash the Absolutel Moral Authority card and watch your troubles disappear!
Make your own Absolute Moral Authority cards!
Update: The Josh Lansdale edition!
Update: The Jesse Jackson card!
Update: Our first reader submission!
Update: Rosie-O gets carded!
Update (Allahpundit): I like this one. Naturally.
Update: Michael sends in The Jersey Girls…
Update: Gob. Smackingly. Vile.
Update: Slick Willie!
And the Kleagle!
Update: Ok, one more. I might be done after this one.
Update: I may have run out of ideas, but it looks like you’re just getting started.
Murtha: Blue Crab Boulevard sends…
Reader updates galore!
Update: John from Wuzzadem questions Max Cleland’s AMA–
Update: (Ian) The Political Pitbull
One last update: This one had to be done.
Update: I try to get out, but you keep pulling me back in.
Update: We’ve gotten a few along the lines of this one, sent in by Brian K.
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Someone really needs to use create-a-poly for Democrats :P
MarkyX on November 6, 2006 at 8:53 AM
Forgot this link:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Paul-Lamond-Games-Your-Opoly/dp/B0000AC97S
MarkyX on November 6, 2006 at 8:53 AM
Nice! Where’s the Michael J. Fox Card? (yeah I know…probably not a good idea)
DwnSouthJukin on November 6, 2006 at 8:56 AM
I still love the race card they gave McKinney.
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 9:00 AM
Those people are a disgusting gaggle of dangerous dolts.
rplat on November 6, 2006 at 9:01 AM
Let’s have one with Black conservatives, and another with gay Republicans!
Oh wait, they have NO moral authority. My bad. So I guess they just get blackfaced or something.
Hey, how about one for lifelong liberal Jewish Democrats! Oh wait, Liebs is a traitor, so I guess that won’t fly either.
Pablo on November 6, 2006 at 9:02 AM
Man, those are good. I wish I was witty enough to come up with a good one. Oh,well. I’ll leave it to the professionals.
vcferlita on November 6, 2006 at 9:09 AM
Love the the Absolute Moral Authority cards my only suggestion would be Ted Kennedys community chest card should be a get out of jail free card.
ekuspa40 on November 6, 2006 at 9:12 AM
Where is Sharpton’s and Jessies’s card?
Can’t bring up their past.
Can’t bring up their cronies.
Can’t bring up their business associations.
Can’t bring up the suggestion of an audit.
Can’t bring up where their donations come from.
They have Moral Authority.
Great Cards!
right2bright on November 6, 2006 at 9:22 AM
Brilliant!
mufsidoon on November 6, 2006 at 9:26 AM
But is it as powerful as the Race Card?
frankj on November 6, 2006 at 9:31 AM
Nothing is as powerful as the race card. Not even Superman.
Bryan on November 6, 2006 at 9:33 AM
Hi, right2bright:
Jesse’s busy shilling and pandering for ASFCME. Recording messages to keep Federal and State employees soldidly on the Democratic Plantation.
Though I’m a live-long Maryland Republican living in PG County. I work for DoD and am automatically assumed to be a Dem. My telephone answering machine has been clogged with far too many computer generated calls from AFSCME and the revolting Reverend.
Jack.
Jack Deth on November 6, 2006 at 9:35 AM
Pablo on November 6, 2006 at 9:53 AM
Grr…bad HTML!
Why did Bushco send our troops to Iraq without race cards to protect them?
I wonder if we can uparmor Humvees with those.
Pablo on November 6, 2006 at 9:54 AM
Thanks JackDeth, that explains it. We need to get Jessie a Gold card, unlimited race baiting, moral authority and a get out of jail free card, all on the same card.
It must be great around the water cooler listening to the Dems.
right2bright on November 6, 2006 at 9:55 AM
Brilliant. Thanks Bryan!
Number 2 on November 6, 2006 at 10:12 AM
Hey rplat…love your comment, but I’d change one word.
“Those people are a disgusting drove of dangerous dolts.”
;) Couldn’t resist!
tickleddragon on November 6, 2006 at 10:15 AM
Gotta give Rosie one… Absolute Moral Authority, because “God Made Her Gay”… and dumb as a post.
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 10:19 AM
Oh boy. I can see any Photoshop vets having a field day in this thread. Too bad we can’t post pics.
Benaiah on November 6, 2006 at 10:27 AM
I think Rosie ate hers…. (sorry couldn’t help myself…)
Don’t forget….
Arafat… (Those evil irsaelis)
Saddam…. (Those evil americans)
Amanutjob … (Never could spell his name. Pres of Iran)
Kofi Annan… (Sorry…. late for another exclusive luncheon)
Jimmie Carter… (cause he’s like holier-then-thou..)
Bill Clinton… (cause he did not have sex with that woman)
And…
Muslims… (1400 years of dark ages… because Bush invaded Iraq!)
CrazyFool on November 6, 2006 at 10:31 AM
Al and Jesse go on the “Chance” and “Get out of Jail” cards.
tormod on November 6, 2006 at 10:33 AM
Don’t forget the Jersey girls.
Let’s face it. Ann Coulter nailed it.
John on November 6, 2006 at 10:42 AM
Can we hotlink these for our own personal use? :)
lorien1973 on November 6, 2006 at 10:42 AM
Here’s a Rosie one… I’m not as good as some of ya’ll…
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 10:43 AM
How about the Robert Byrd card? After all, he’s a former Kleagle in the KKK, he filibusterd the 1964 Civil Rights act, and even used the ‘n’ word on TV as recently as a few years ago … and yet he gets a free pass.
He’s a democrat - Absolute Moral Authority!!
thirteen28 on November 6, 2006 at 10:48 AM
What about the MICHAEL J. FOX card? Is HE the third rail of the third rail?
His card reads: ABSOLUTE MORAL AUTHORITY TO SIDE WITH ABORTIONISTS TO CURE A DISEASE FOR WHICH I SELECTIVELY MEDICATE MYSELF.
seejanemom on November 6, 2006 at 10:49 AM
Surely, Oprah deserves one! What’s wrong with you people?
bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 11:03 AM
Oh he certainly deserves a card. OT: did anyone else see CNN article on What Would Alex P. Keaton Vote on Stem Cells
Oh, anyone have the cajones to do a Tammy Duckworth card? I know who she is, but I have no clue what she stands for, which is exactly the way the Dems and the MSMs likes it.
BohicaTwentyTwo on November 6, 2006 at 11:04 AM
No set of Moral Authority Cards would be complete without one for Babs Striesand. She should get hers for having the only thing in the world bigger than her ego, her lib mouth.
bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 11:09 AM
The day I grew up I handed the keys to my 65 Comet to my dad and we got out of the car. He walked me up to the building, stopped at the door, and stood there, looking down the street away from me. Then, without saying a word, he turned and shook my hand, got back in the car and drove off down the street. It was raining. The city was still asleep at 5 a.m. The streets were empty except for a few winos. After dad and my car disappeared around a corner I stood there for a few minutes looking at the city then turned and walked into the AFEES station.
About 12 hours later I walked out of the AFEES station and filed onto a Greyhound bus with about 60 other guys. The man sitting next to me had an afro that looked about two feet high. We had black people back home, but I had never seen a real life afro before. He caught me staring then offered me a Kool cigarette. I’d never smoked before but I took it anyway and thanked him. Then the bus driver started the engine. It was the only thing you could hear, that big diesel clacking away somewhere below us.
The bus started moving and we drove out the gate. As we turned onto the street it was lined with people, mostly young, but some older. All were yelling and screaming at the bus. Inside we all stared out the windows at them. Some of us offered them a friendly one finger greeting. More then a few of them offered the same salute back. Six hours later we pulled into Ft. Ord. As we stepped off the bus we were greated by more screaming people, only these had on OD green. Eventually they had us all standing there in the dark in a rough approximation of a formation. The rain was falling here too, a cold and damp rain off the Pacific. Someone tried to complain. He learned quickly not to.
Nothing could prepare you for that first night. Between the time of arrival to the time when we were shown a bunk to lay down on it was a confusing noisy blur. But once in that bunk, still in my wet civilian clothes, I remember thinking of my dad, and my car, and wondering why those people on the street were so mad at us. We weren’t the enemy afterall. We had done nothing to deserve that anger thrown at us. I did not sleep much that night.
The next morning there were three holes in our ‘formation’. Three of us had just simply disappeared during the night. The fellas in the OD green wanted answers. None of us said a word although all of us knew what had happened to them. They were back there in the city, standing in the crowd, yelling at a bus, and each hoping their dad didn’t drive by in the car.
I hope like hell he did.
Limerick on November 6, 2006 at 11:11 AM
And of course, Michelle has to be denied one… After all, she’s a conservative…
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 11:18 AM
Where’s the Bill and Hillary Clinton Cards? Howard Dean? Jesse’s card looks more like a mug shot, go figure.
Hazmat on November 6, 2006 at 11:29 AM
I am absolutely shocked y’all don’t have a Clinton card in there! There should also be cards for the ACLU, the SF District 9 Court, a generic card for any retired generals “brave” enough to criticize Bush and Rumsfeld, and one for NYT editors.
jasnell on November 6, 2006 at 11:30 AM
…which is understandable. These Absolute Moral Authority cards are difficult to obtain. But if Michelle (or any of you others) REALLY want one of these, I know some illegal immigrants that can get you a fairly reasonable facsimile. Dan Rather says that they are fake, but accurate.
CyberCipher on November 6, 2006 at 11:32 AM
It IS Jesse’s mug shot.
bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 11:58 AM
KP should get one… being a Dem strategist and all… but since she has a clue, and makes up her own mind instead of just toeing the Dem line. And the fact that she’s been seen with Michelle…. DENIED!
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 12:06 PM
The Absolute Moral Authority card also allows one to cheat on their spouse and seek multiple sex partners off the internet.
EF on November 6, 2006 at 12:06 PM
I was going to add Sharpton to that list but his head won’t fit on the card. Instead, I’m thinking of just placing a picture of a steamy pile of dog crap. I think everyone will recognize Mr. Sharpton. (However they may mistake the image for a Frenchman)
x95b10 on November 6, 2006 at 12:23 PM
He also made the platypus, an egg-laying mammal with a poisonous stinger and a duck-like mouth…what’s her point?
Then again, people eat Japanese blowfish, drink ’til they puke, watch washed-out celebrities and sports stars ballroom dance on TV, and vote for Democrats. None of those are either divine creations nor are they divinely inspired. If I were her, I wouldn’t be so quick to hang all of her stupid decisions on the peg of the Almighty.
…still, He has a sense of humor…even if she doesn’t.
Puritan1648 on November 6, 2006 at 12:24 PM
The platypus has a stinger? I didn’t know that…
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 12:27 PM
…that would be a “get out of every-damned-thing card”. No responsibility for anything you say, do or cause to have done, always have fall-guys ready to take up your slack, and a ready excuse to charm the masses.
If that doesn’t work, and you’re actually defeated at something, take a page from Hillary’s book: get up in the face of the nearest token on the board and either claim that it is in a conspiracy or simpley call it a “kike”. I can imagine the shoe doing that to the thimble…priceless….
Puritan1648 on November 6, 2006 at 12:27 PM
Correct me if I’m wrong here, but the platypus can inject an extremely toxic venom with it’s hind claws. Biology class was not my forte.
CyberCipher on November 6, 2006 at 12:33 PM
Get Bill Clinton one too
Because you protect the right of women to have abortions, you can break every rule your own party’s feminists have set up.
Defector01 on November 6, 2006 at 12:34 PM
Don’t forget the Alec Baldwin, George Clooney, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Al Franken, etc., etc. We could do a whole deck of cards!
And of course, everyone’s favorite..Keith! Every deck needs a Joker!
kiakjones on November 6, 2006 at 12:38 PM
I did a M.J.Fox card. I was kind. But maybe I shouldn’t submit it.
foxforce91 on November 6, 2006 at 12:41 PM
EEEEGADS!!!!! We forgot the President himself, Mr. Martin Sheen!!!!!!
bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 12:45 PM
Can anyone tell me, how one can submit a Moral Authority Card? Thank you.
bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 12:46 PM
email them at the “tips” link on the main page.
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 12:48 PM
Thanks, but I meant how can you make one. The reason I am blogless is because I am not tech savy.
bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 12:51 PM
Does this mean I have to stop calling Cindy Sheehan a twisted witch?
JackM on November 6, 2006 at 12:55 PM
How about the Bill Clinton Card. Something to the effect of How dare you question me. Why I may have tried and failed, but at least I tried, thats more than my critics can say”
mommadeb on November 6, 2006 at 12:57 PM
Isnt this really the absolute moron authority ?
William Amos on November 6, 2006 at 1:00 PM
Do not forget Pelosi card. Using non-union (read illegals; further read; slave) workers in her fields and non-union workers in her resturants, while marching with unionists to unionize her competitors.
A special union card for worker hypocrites.
right2bright on November 6, 2006 at 1:03 PM
Great thread…there are so many possibilities for this…
Hiltlery
Osama Bin Laden
Saddam
Michael Moore
Alec Baldwin
Sean Penn
Brian Williams
George Soros
Dan Rather
Madonna
Barney Frank
Byrd
Algore
Katie Couric
Charlie Gibson
RightWired on November 6, 2006 at 1:03 PM
Ironic given that most of these clowns are obviously playing with much less than a full deck.
jasnell on November 6, 2006 at 1:05 PM
Community Chest Cards• Advance to Go (Collect $200)
•Bank error in your favor – collect $200 [£200]
•Doctor’s fee – Pay $50 [£50]
•Get out of jail free – this card may be kept until needed, or sold
•Go to jail – go directly to jail – Do not pass Go, do not collect $200 [£200]
•Grand opera Night – collect $50 from every player for opening night seats [omitted]
•Tax refund – collect $20 [£20]
•Life Insurance Matures – collect $100 [omitted]
•Pay hospital $100 [£100]
•Pay School tax of $150 [omitted]
•Receive for services $25 [Receive interest on 7% preference shares: £25]
•You are assessed for street repairs – $40 per house, $115 per hotel [omitted]
•You have won second prize in a beauty contest– collect $10 [£10]
•You inherit $100 [£100]
•From sale of stock you get $45 [£50]
•Xmas fund matures - collect $100 [Annuity matures Collect £100]
•[Pay a £10 fine or take a "Chance"]
•[Pay your insurance premium £50]
•[It is your birthday Collect £10 from each player]
Chance Cards
•ADVANCE TO GO (COLLECT $200) [UK card says simply "Advance to 'GO'"]
•ADVANCE TO ILLINOIS AVE. [ADVANCE TO TRAFALGAR SQUARE]
•ADVANCE TOKEN TO NEAREST UTILITY. IF UNOWNED you may buy it from bank. IF OWNED, throw dice and pay owner a total ten times the amount thrown. [Does not exist]
•Advance token to the nearest Railroad and pay owner Twice the Rental to which he is otherwise entitled. If Railroad is unowned, you may buy it from the Bank. [Does not exist]
•Advance token to the nearest Railroad and pay owner Twice the Rental to which he is otherwise entitled. If Railroad is unowned, you may buy it from the Bank. [Does not exist]
•ADVANCE TO ST. CHARLES PLACE [Pall Mall] IF YOU PASS GO, COLLECT $200
•BANK PAYS YOU DIVIDEND OF $50 [£50]
•GO BACK 3 SPACES
•GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200 [GO TO JAIL MOVE DIRECTLY TO JAIL DO NOT PASS "GO" DO NOT COLLECT £200]
A list to play with. U.S. and U.K. versions
right2bright on November 6, 2006 at 1:05 PM
Bill Clinton - undeniably being the First Black President - absolute moral authority on anything Black
Kofi Annan - being Black and on top of the U.N. - absolute moral authority on anything worldly
El Baradei - being from the Middle East - absolute moral authority on IAE
Hans Blix - being the former IAEA director - absolute authority on anything Iraq
Chavez - being in the U.S. neighborhood and Castro and C. Sheehan’s friend - absolute moral authority on anti-Americanism
EU - being socialist and broke - absolute moral authority on anti-Capitalism (with the U.S. as its proud head)
Vatican - being the Vatican - absolute moral authority on the death penalty
A. Villaraigosa & others - being Latino - absolute moral authority on all matters Latino, for- or against-U.S. interests
Filthy rich liberal (million- and billion-naires) - being that rich - absolute moral authority on wealth re-distribution, world re-ordering, saving the world, and preaching on ‘equality for all’, while continuing the most grotesque and lavish lifestyles
Al Gore - being him - absolute moral authority on global warming (while he and cronies continue to live and fly lavishly)
John F. Kerry - deserves a second card (Vietnam being covered already) being elitist - absolute moral authority on being erudite/smart and not ‘ending up in Iraq’.
Rich kids - being rich, bored and spoiled - absolute moral authority to protest globalization, capitalism, the U.S. and evil in general
Nancy Pelosi - looking and feeling like a wax figure - absolute moral authority on face-lifts, eye- and other -tucks and how female appearance
Maxine Waters - being Black - absolute moral authority on anything stupid she spews, i.e. on keeping the King Drew hospital open, in spite of its disastrous clinical and financial record “this hospital will be closed over my dead body” - many died in that rotten place, due to dereliction of its administrators.
H. Clinton - being a mother and a socialist - absolute moral authority on ‘it takes a village’ to raise your children
Liberals - being so-called gay-friendly - absolute moral authority on outing anyone who’s gay, never mind their own intentions
Liberals II - having the ACLU in its bosom - absolute moral authority on equal rights - never mind the millions of women in the world and oppressed people in many parts, who’re totally ignored.
CNN, BBC, Reuters, Associated Press - being international - absolute authority on making up news and headlines, as they please - it’s multi-cultural and nuanced
North-Easterners - being from the NE - absolute moral authority to be superior to the rest of the country
Marxists and Socialists - being ignorant and clueless, and never having lived in such a society - absolute authority to teach the rest of us why capitalism is worse
Entelechy on November 6, 2006 at 1:07 PM
I am driving old folks to the polls tomorrow…..maybe I can leave a few of these sorta lying around inside the truck…..naw…that wouldn’t be honest.
Limerick on November 6, 2006 at 1:14 PM
DON’T forget the ever growing Al Gore
mommadeb on November 6, 2006 at 1:17 PM
Mom…you would need a legal pad for that card!
Limerick on November 6, 2006 at 1:18 PM
The Ted Kennedy card was blunt and to the point. I love it.
Black Adam on November 6, 2006 at 1:35 PM
Elviria Arellano needs one. She’s an illegal immigrant who doesn’t want to get deported. She’s hiding in a church and uses her anchor baby as an excuse for sympathy (”the pooooor boy, his rights are being violated if I have to pay the consequences for my actions”). She pretends that she’s the innocent victim.
Megan on November 6, 2006 at 1:35 PM
Only the male. Poisonous mammals are pretty rare… but then again so are mammals that lay eggs or have duck beaks.
frankj on November 6, 2006 at 1:42 PM
I guess it’s one more thing that the platypus and Rosie have in common… eggs, duck bills, and venom. Only rosie’s venom comes out her mouth.
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 1:48 PM
I don’t know… Kerry pulled that off a few days ago. I think if look closely at the video you can see the very second when the egg drops. He has a look on his face like “what the hell was that?”
x95b10 on November 6, 2006 at 1:49 PM
The Green Helmet Guy certainly deserves one for staging photos using unwitting corpses and whatever else is handy to further the terrorist agenda.
bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 2:00 PM
These are outstanding. But someone, a very precious someone is missing: KOFI KOFI KOFI!
WriterMom on November 6, 2006 at 2:01 PM
What about former President James Earl “Jimmy” Carter?
“Are you a feckless former president, for whom almost nothing went right? Did you preside over the worst American economy since the Great Depression? Was your foreign policy inept and whimpy, and domestic policy disasterous? Do you need cover for your unwillingness to keep your anti-American mouth shut? Is constantly demonizing your own nation on the world stage wearing thin with people who dare love their country? Is it becoming difficult to reconcile your “one-world” stance of UN sovereignty with the title ‘former U.S. President’?”
Play the Absolute Moral Authority card, Jimmy!
You have been granted absolute moral authority! Your ‘aw-shucks’ peanut farmer persona, your audacity in being both a devout Baptist AND an Anti-American demagogue, and your willingness to pound nails for charity gives you a pass no matter how deeply your constant unwanted comments damage your country!
Make outrageous comments about the evil nature of America! Undermine U.S. foreign policy AND our war effort. Demotivate our troops AND bolster the confidence of our enemies!
IronDioPriest on November 6, 2006 at 2:06 PM
My favorite is the HOTAiR troll card!
NTWR on November 6, 2006 at 2:08 PM
How about Ward Churchhill for standing up against all the Little Eichmanns of the world?
bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 2:10 PM
Do you need photo shop for these cards?
bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 2:11 PM
If the MSM would follow this newsbuster’s lead, Cindy Sheehan’s card would be revoked.
And Kerry’s would include the word “GHOUL.”
I hope the RNC remembers the above when Traitor Johnny runs for the Presidency in 2008.
georgej on November 6, 2006 at 2:12 PM
Okay I made the Greenwald Card. I dont know if Allah will post it so I figured I’d link it here. Enjoy!!
Psycotte on November 6, 2006 at 2:17 PM
That was my Senator Byrd. He was the first person to come to mind. Then Barney Frank.
foxforce91 on November 6, 2006 at 2:48 PM
no one has mentioned Bill Maher yet, I am a “comedian” and I have a perpetually Absolute Moral Authority because it’s a “joke” (botched or not)
CrimsonFisted on November 6, 2006 at 2:58 PM
I have a Dan Rather Card up over at “The Autopsy“. I’d send it in, but I’ve already got the Jersey Girls up there.
Nethicus on November 6, 2006 at 3:21 PM
I got two words for Jack Murtha… VOTE IREY!
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 3:24 PM
Sean Penn for making stupid people everywhere look smart.
bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 3:31 PM
Keith Olbermann… but Countdown’s ratings still suck….
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 3:59 PM
…hey, my mind’s full of all sorts of useless sh*t.
It’s called the calcaneous spur, found only in males:
…maybe we should buy a male platypus for Rosie…as a pet….
Puritan1648 on November 6, 2006 at 4:19 PM
Anybody wanna see mine? Lookee here!
The Therapist on November 6, 2006 at 4:25 PM
…I’m all for a Barney Frank “Bend Over And Show Me That You Love Me” card….
Puritan1648 on November 6, 2006 at 4:25 PM
How about the Tranport-Back-In-Time Card to a war fought successfully in 1944 by Democrats and replace them all (except
FDR) with 2006 Democrats.
Nancy Pelosi: “We never should have invaded Europe. Don’t you see that by fighting Germany we are only creating more Nazis.”
Wesley Clark: “FDR’s obsession with Hitler and Nazi Germany is a distraction diverting attention from the real enemy—Serbia.”
John Kerry “Those stupid, uneducated bastards (American Soldiers) have no chance against Hitler’s War Machine.”
John Murtha: “Those rapists, murderers and pillagers (American Soldiers) should not be turned loose on the poor, defenseless German population.”
Ted Kennedy: “FDR has failed to produce one scintilla of evidence regarding Germany’s WMD’s. Where are they? Where are they? FDR is a liar and a war criminal.”
Jimmy Carter: “It’s still not too late to admit we made a mistake and surrender before we suffer grevious war casualties.”
Howard Dean: “YEAHHHHHHHHHHARGH.”
But not to worry. Before all this “advice” the ‘NY Times’ has already leaked the D-Day War Plan to German Military Intelligence’ making defeat a foregone conclusion.
Are these the people you really want in charge on Nov 7?
MaiDee on November 6, 2006 at 4:32 PM
I swear everytime I read Murtha’s comments about withdrawing to Okinawa I flash back to the character “Oddball” in the Movie “Kelly’s Heroes”.
Especially the scene where he states
” We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone’s knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris… or maybe even New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days. “
William Amos on November 6, 2006 at 4:34 PM
Nah… don’t want her breeding…
E L Frederick on November 6, 2006 at 4:39 PM
I tried to put one of these together, but the photo kept coming out blurry.
(Okay. So I deserve to be punished for this one.)
CyberCipher on November 6, 2006 at 4:43 PM
I have THE most offensive one at the bottom of this post:
MJF
DANEgerus on November 6, 2006 at 5:40 PM
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