Hot Air introduces…the Absolute Moral Authority card

posted at 8:51 am on November 6, 2006 by Bryan

Find yourself in a jam? Are your anti-war lies catching up with you? Then use the Absolute Moral Authority card and get right out of trouble free. Once you play the Absolute Moral Authority card, no one can ever question you again, no matter what you say or do!

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Did you build your career on smearing the troops? Has that come back to haunt you in the run-up to a crucial mid-term election? Then play the Absolute Moral Authority Card!

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Do you have a famous family name that can (barely) cover your otherwise useless political career? Do you have a tendency to work with your nation’s enemies, and womanize your way into problem after problem? Then play the Absolute Moral Authority card. Your career will be safe, no matter what!

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Been caught stealing from the National Archives? Flash the Absolutel Moral Authority card and watch your troubles disappear!

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Make your own Absolute Moral Authority cards!

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Update: The Josh Lansdale edition!

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Update: The Jesse Jackson card!

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Update: Our first reader submission!

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Update: Rosie-O gets carded!

Update (Allahpundit): I like this one. Naturally.

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Update: Michael sends in The Jersey Girls…

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Update: Gob. Smackingly. Vile.

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Update: Slick Willie!

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And the Kleagle!

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Update: Ok, one more. I might be done after this one.

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Update: I may have run out of ideas, but it looks like you’re just getting started.

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Murtha: Blue Crab Boulevard sends…

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Reader updates galore!

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Update: John from Wuzzadem questions Max Cleland’s AMA

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Update: (Ian) The Political Pitbull

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One last update: This one had to be done.

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Update: I try to get out, but you keep pulling me back in.

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Update: We’ve gotten a few along the lines of this one, sent in by Brian K.

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Oh man, now that is offensive- but Marty McFly can’t be invincible or the Moral Authority card will take us all over!

NTWR on November 6, 2006 at 5:53 PM

>>…maybe we should buy a male platypus for Rosie…as a pet….

…no danger…there’re things even a duck-billed, egg-laying, poisonous Austro-Tasmanian mammal won’t touch….

“I may be a cul-de-sac on the evolutionary scale, but you’re just *WEIRD*….”

Puritan1648 on November 6, 2006 at 6:31 PM

DDDDANNNNGEERRRRUSSSSSS,,,,,tttttthhhhhaaatttsss nnnnnoootttt vvvveeeerrrrryyyyy nnnnnnnniiiiiiiccccccceeeeee

bloggless on November 6, 2006 at 6:32 PM

Hey Michelle…Love the “Community Chest” cards.
EXCELLENT IDEA…
How about adding all those CNN and MSNBC bums?

 

byteshredder on November 6, 2006 at 6:40 PM

Wheres the “Allah” card? Denmark? I presume.. I’m referring to “Allah” as in God not Allah. short for AP. Being a god I think would grant you Absolute Moral Authority, especially if you are not to be depicted in any way and can be invoked to justify hate, lies, torture and war by hate-mongers, lie-mongers, torture-mongers and um, war-mongers.

RobertCSampson on November 6, 2006 at 7:14 PM

Here’s mine.

Oyster on November 6, 2006 at 8:33 PM

These cards are great!

I would like to see a “youth” in France infallibility card.

januarius on November 6, 2006 at 9:24 PM

In keeping with the spirit of things…

One of the trackbacks at Michelle’s site showed the Chance Card.

http://philmon.blogspot.com/2006/11/monopoly-card-for-democrats-campaign.html

F15Mech on November 6, 2006 at 9:44 PM

Last one from me… Human Fetus

E L Frederick on November 7, 2006 at 8:36 AM

EXCELLENT! Wish I’d seen this post when it was current.

petefrt on September 19, 2007 at 10:25 AM

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