Comments on: Eleventh-hour dark horse candidate in N.Y. Senate race emerges

By: Illinois Thought Police « Hidden Dragon

Illinois Thought Police « Hidden Dragon — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:08:49 +0000

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By: Rick

Rick — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:55:23 +0000

Do as I say, not as I do!

Allahpundit on November 6, 2006 at 8:10 PM

Typical politician.

By: thedecider

thedecider — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:46:36 +0000

So exactly how many dead people does it take to elect a democrat? Does anyone know? Perhaps the DNC does.

By: marykatharine

marykatharine — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:24:01 +0000

I thought it was Frau Blucher.

Yes. Yes. He vas my… BOYFRIEND!

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By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:36:16 +0000

I thought it was Frau Blucher.

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:30:26 +0000

Uh...problem, here, AP? It seems that you have also been written in already on 73 absentee ballots for Governor of Illinois. You lead by 57 votes...

By: Kralizec

Kralizec — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:55:38 +0000

Although I can’t vote for Allahpundit, I can do something far, far more important, which is to put the full weight of my endorsement behind him. Let the word go forth.

By: Savage

Savage — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:25:04 +0000

I already wrote in for Josh Jennings… But if your interested, Allah, I hear that Subway still has an opening for a sandwich artist.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:22:11 +0000

I guess I can’t vote for this fella…..I’m past pro-creation….well, sorta, I know my wife is.

By: Allahpundit

Allahpundit — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:10:58 +0000

Do as I say, not as I do!

By: EF

EF — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:10:24 +0000

If elected, I pledge to introduce legislation mandating one week of paid “procreation vacation” for all American workers.

Don’t mandate something you aren’t willing to do yourself, pop.

By: SailorDave

SailorDave — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:05:27 +0000

It’s a master stroke. The name sounds just pro-terroristic enough to sap off some Dhimmicrat votes. Couple that with your anti-nuke Mecca admonition to new commenters, and I think we have a winner.

Not too sure about the sea moss elixir portion of your proposed baby-makin’ bill. But, hey, everything mixes with vodka, right?

By: Scot

Scot — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:59:22 +0000

I’m voting straight ticket republican tomorrow. All you a**hole democrats and media jack-offs can kiss my f**kin’ ass.

By: Stephen M

Stephen M — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:47:19 +0000

If elected, I pledge to introduce legislation mandating one week of paid “procreation vacation” for all American workers.

Seems like The Gays would get shafted that week.

By: Mortis

Mortis — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:42:36 +0000

I live in Massachusetts, AP, but get me in contact with your local A.C.O.R.N. people and a vote for you is on the way.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:39:32 +0000

Takbir!

By: infidel

infidel — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:39:26 +0000

Procreation Vacation sounds like an issue we all can support. Wednesday morning reach out to the mourning left and unite.

By: thirteen28

thirteen28 — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:37:59 +0000

If elected, I pledge to introduce legislation mandating one week of paid “procreation vacation” for all American workers.

The Omnibus Boinkfest Bill of 2007?

By: Kini

Kini — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:37:36 +0000

Actually, the correct moniker is “Hillbillary.”

CyberCipher on November 6, 2006 at 7:05 PM

As an Appalachian American, I am deeply offended.

By: mojo

mojo — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:13:22 +0000

“dark horse”?

Snicker. Cue Lili von Schtupp…

By: Pablo

Pablo — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:10:38 +0000

Oh wait. Don’t do that.

Clearly, I didn’t think that through. But he’s still better than Schumer, so vote Allah!

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:10:32 +0000

I love government approved nookie! Too bad I’m not in NY :(

By: Pablo

Pablo — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:09:31 +0000

Allahu akbar! Spread the word!

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:05:28 +0000

Good luck! I just hope Billary doesn’t decide to Vince Foster you! *SCARED*

Actually, the correct moniker is “Hillbillary.”