Eleventh-hour dark horse candidate in N.Y. Senate race emerges
posted at 6:18 pm on November 6, 2006 by Allahpundit
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It’s me. And I already have three votes.
Which puts me slightly ahead of the state Republican nominee.
If elected, I pledge to introduce legislation mandating one week of paid “procreation vacation” for all American workers.
Demography is, after all, important.
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Wait, you mean more than one party is permitted in the People’s Republic of New York?
Next you’ll be telling me they actually have real elections there.
Iblis on November 6, 2006 at 6:23 PM
GRAB YOUR CARPET BAG FELLAS, WE CAN MAKE IT BY DAWN!!!!!!!!!!
seejanemom on November 6, 2006 at 6:35 PM
And who is the PHOTOSHOP wizard????
I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy……
seejanemom on November 6, 2006 at 6:36 PM
Good luck! I just hope Billary doesn’t decide to Vince Foster you! *SCARED*
SouthernGent on November 6, 2006 at 6:40 PM
They already have a Dem in that race, AP….just kidding.
Rick on November 6, 2006 at 6:43 PM
What other campaign promises can you make us? NY State is only about a 15 mile frigged swim for me… perhaps I can come over and sneak in a fraudulent vote.
RightWinged on November 6, 2006 at 6:53 PM
So as Senator, you’d appear on C-SPAN in a burkha, or what.
Can you cast a vote for a man without a face?
HerrMorgenholz on November 6, 2006 at 6:57 PM
…now, AP…you’re gonna foul up the junior senator’s annointing. That’s not nice….
…after all, it has to be so draining, actually having to stand for election for a seat she so obviously deserves on sheer merit alone.
…still, you’re about the only real competition she’s got…even if the voters all say “huh-what-who?” when you introduce yourself, don’t let that sway you. We’re all behind you.
…er…don’t read that and think “Barney Frank”….
Puritan1648 on November 6, 2006 at 6:59 PM
Actually, the correct moniker is “Hillbillary.”
CyberCipher on November 6, 2006 at 7:05 PM
Allahu akbar! Spread the word!
Pablo on November 6, 2006 at 7:09 PM
I love government approved nookie! Too bad I’m not in NY :(
lorien1973 on November 6, 2006 at 7:10 PM
Oh wait. Don’t do that.
Clearly, I didn’t think that through. But he’s still better than Schumer, so vote Allah!
Pablo on November 6, 2006 at 7:10 PM
“dark horse”?
Snicker. Cue Lili von Schtupp…
mojo on November 6, 2006 at 7:13 PM
As an Appalachian American, I am deeply offended.
Kini on November 6, 2006 at 7:37 PM
The Omnibus Boinkfest Bill of 2007?
thirteen28 on November 6, 2006 at 7:37 PM
Procreation Vacation sounds like an issue we all can support. Wednesday morning reach out to the mourning left and unite.
infidel on November 6, 2006 at 7:39 PM
Takbir!
RightWinged on November 6, 2006 at 7:39 PM
I live in Massachusetts, AP, but get me in contact with your local A.C.O.R.N. people and a vote for you is on the way.
Mortis on November 6, 2006 at 7:42 PM
Seems like The Gays would get shafted that week.
Stephen M on November 6, 2006 at 7:47 PM
I’m voting straight ticket republican tomorrow. All you a**hole democrats and media jack-offs can kiss my f**kin’ ass.
Scot on November 6, 2006 at 7:59 PM
It’s a master stroke. The name sounds just pro-terroristic enough to sap off some Dhimmicrat votes. Couple that with your anti-nuke Mecca admonition to new commenters, and I think we have a winner.
Not too sure about the sea moss elixir portion of your proposed baby-makin’ bill. But, hey, everything mixes with vodka, right?
SailorDave on November 6, 2006 at 8:05 PM
Don’t mandate something you aren’t willing to do yourself, pop.
EF on November 6, 2006 at 8:10 PM
Do as I say, not as I do!
Allahpundit on November 6, 2006 at 8:10 PM
I guess I can’t vote for this fella…..I’m past pro-creation….well, sorta, I know my wife is.
Limerick on November 6, 2006 at 8:22 PM
I already wrote in for Josh Jennings… But if your interested, Allah, I hear that Subway still has an opening for a sandwich artist.
Savage on November 6, 2006 at 8:25 PM
Although I can’t vote for Allahpundit, I can do something far, far more important, which is to put the full weight of my endorsement behind him. Let the word go forth.
Kralizec on November 6, 2006 at 9:55 PM
Uh…problem, here, AP? It seems that you have also been written in already on 73 absentee ballots for Governor of Illinois.
You lead by 57 votes…
Jaibones on November 6, 2006 at 10:30 PM
I thought it was Frau Blucher.
Jaibones on November 6, 2006 at 10:36 PM
Yes. Yes. He vas my… BOYFRIEND!
marykatharine on November 6, 2006 at 11:24 PM
So exactly how many dead people does it take to elect a democrat? Does anyone know? Perhaps the DNC does.
thedecider on November 6, 2006 at 11:46 PM
Typical politician.
Rick on November 6, 2006 at 11:55 PM