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Video: Rosie says Condi can’t win ‘08 election, suggests SoS controlled by Cheney

posted at 1:32 am on October 31, 2006 by Ian
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During a discussion about minority politicians, View co-host Joy Behar suggested Condoleeza Rice as a possible candidate to run for President in 2008. Rosie rejected this theory, adding Rice’s “evil twin brother” Vice President Dick Cheney “is inside of her” acting as a puppeteer.

Behar: “A black female Republican can win, is my opinion, in this country.”

Walters: “Then you’re talking about Condoleeza.”

Behar: “Condoleeza could possibly run.”

Rosie O’Donnell: “I don’t think she could win, because I think she’s like that person on Scooby Doo who unzips themself and then it’s Dick Cheney’s evil twin brother is inside of her. That’s what I think.”

Behar: “I’m not sure about that, because I think she has her own opinions. And I don’t know if that’s a hundred percent that she’s not following orders right now, but if she was in the position, she would change.”

O’Donnell: “Ooh, Scooby, I think that scary man with the ring is actually the ghost!”

(transcript via The Corner)


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I can’t bring myself to listen to that idiot yet again…

urbancenturion on October 31, 2006 at 1:43 AM

Hey Rosie, Moooo.

marianpaul on October 31, 2006 at 1:52 AM

Unzip Rosie and you’ll find a demon possessed Jabba the Hut.

RightWinged on October 31, 2006 at 1:55 AM

If no one ever pointed a camera at her again, the collective IQ of America would jump 20 points.

infidel4life on October 31, 2006 at 2:00 AM

She is an ugly human being, and I am not talking about her physical appearance.

Mallard T. Drake on October 31, 2006 at 2:05 AM

Gastro-pod…

Notice that the people around her orbit her?

x95b10 on October 31, 2006 at 2:06 AM

What wit. What insightful social commentary. Baahaaahaaa! This ponderous pachyderm needs to just go away.

hillbillyjim on October 31, 2006 at 2:11 AM

I think she’s like that person on Scooby Doo who unzips themself and then it’s Dick Cheney’s evil twin brother is inside of her.

Did anybody check to see if jungle drums were played when Rosie O’Donnell mentioned Condalezza Rice? Because, uh,..that would be a clear indication, of, uh, you know, racism.

EFG on October 31, 2006 at 2:18 AM

HeY rOsIe;

I only WISH Condi was more like Cheney.

Nonetheless, if you, rOsIe, had 1/1000th of Condi’s class you would have a million times more class than you currently have.

And if you had 1/100th of her intellect, you would be the smartest person at your TV network.

LegendHasIt on October 31, 2006 at 2:21 AM

“This ponderous pachyderm needs to just go away.”

Yeah, the word “safari” came to my mind, too.

kevcad on October 31, 2006 at 2:36 AM

Rosie would have gotten away with it to, if it wasn’t for the meddling kids

F15Mech on October 31, 2006 at 3:25 AM

Gastro-pod…

Notice that the people around her orbit her?

Well, she’s certainly has enough mass to exert some gravitational pull. But are you sure they orbit? Maybe they swarm….

Scotsman on October 31, 2006 at 4:00 AM

What the hell were they thinking when they put this woman on TV?

EnochCain on October 31, 2006 at 4:02 AM

I just saw a cow not too long ago with that exact same expression on its face. Can someone photoshop some cud into the picture?

PaisleyCow on October 31, 2006 at 4:25 AM

What do you expect from someone who lacks commonsense and typical do things to impress people? Moronic attitude.

Ouabam on October 31, 2006 at 5:07 AM

She is working as advertised–the village view idiot comic relief. Her GED has stood her in good stead. Ass.

seejanemom on October 31, 2006 at 5:17 AM

Just wait. She’ll go off her meds, say the wrong thing and Presto!, she’ll be in blackface as Aunt Jemimia.

tormod on October 31, 2006 at 5:51 AM

That picture is destined to become a classic! She looks like she’s re-enacting her role in that “Riding the short bus with my sister” movie or whatever it was called.

Hey Rosie, why don’t you invite Dr. Rice on the View so that you can have a one on one debate with her? Dazzle her with your vast and superior intellect, run circles around her with your endless wisdom and knowledge! Make her look stupid with all of your facts and figures, your incredible logic and reasoning will slice and dice anything Dr. Rice can muster the verbal abilities to articulate. Do it Rosie! Call her out! Come on Rosie! You can do it! You can take her! Ro-SIE! Ro-SIE! Ro-SIE!

Tony737 on October 31, 2006 at 7:26 AM

Bad Rosie, Bad! No Scooby snack for you!

I’d say she’s racist, but I’m not a democrat.

Radical moronism is just as dangerous as radical Islam“… not really, but it sounds good on paper.

E L Frederick on October 31, 2006 at 7:28 AM

I think Rosie is due back at the auto shop to get her bolts tightened.

Can’t tell if she’s wandering aimlessly looking for doughnuts or brains.

E L Frederick on October 31, 2006 at 7:43 AM

If you shaved her head, and added 10 pounds of funny, she’d be Curly Howard.

Pablo on October 31, 2006 at 7:48 AM

Her breath has to be devestating of a morning. Her feet could call the mules in from 10 miles of an evening. Her and Barbara must be having an off camera affair. Why else would she be there?

Griz on October 31, 2006 at 7:58 AM

Wait….. if the Evil Cheney twin is inside Condeleza… then the good one must be VP……

Because….. according to Cartoon Logic Rosie must really believe that Dick Cheney is a good guy…. cause you can’t be evil if you have an “evil twin”….

Romeo13 on October 31, 2006 at 8:01 AM

I’m not watching any more Rosie clips. Not even for the comic value of that much clear idiocy being passed off as of some value. Every time she says something, and recieves applause, it makes me feel sick.

aelhues on October 31, 2006 at 8:05 AM

I think Joy will be the next to go…The disgust is transparent with each and every new day…An even better part of that show was when she was talking about visiting the in-laws, and Rosie said she had to correct her mil’s ignorance?!?!?! Is that even possible?

Pam on October 31, 2006 at 8:12 AM

Now I am in trouble, I just posted over at the Kerry video and said he is the best spokesperson for the right because he is so inane. Now Rosie does this. I don’t know who to put in front of the cameras for us, Kerry or Rosie. She has enough money, maybe if her partner passes on (not wishing for that) Kerry would marry her. She is so dumb that Kerry would send her to Iraq.
I love these people.
Even better is watching the left defend them.

right2bright on October 31, 2006 at 8:16 AM

I don’t hate many people.

I hate Rosie O’Donnell. She literally turns my stomach.

Every time I hear that grating voice or see that cartoonish mockery of a face … I just remember one thing: every time she opens that gaping pus hole beneath her bovine nose, another 10 people start voting conservative.

(To me, she’s the prototypical liberal. I love - just LOVE - the fact that she simultaneously whines about gun control and has a body guard with a concealed weapons permit …)

Professor Blather on October 31, 2006 at 8:38 AM

The strange thing about all this is that Joy Behar is actually very liberal, but in each Rosie faux pas, Joy ends up looking like the voice of reason.

Sooner or later, Barbara Walters will just get tired of her, and that’ll be the end.

Squid Vicious on October 31, 2006 at 8:42 AM

Just because Fred Flinstone channels though her…….

Hening on October 31, 2006 at 8:47 AM

I have always considered Rosie as Helen Thomas and Janet Reno’s love child.

DoctorDentons on October 31, 2006 at 8:54 AM

AAHHHHHH. Make it stop. Yes Rosie, you’re are right. Bush,Cheney,and Rove are..Masters of the Universe! They plotted the most horrific terrorist attack on American soil, brought down two of the tallest buildings with a wave of their hands, conjured up one of the most devastating hurricanes ever by simply speaking it into existence and leveled the entire city of New Orleans with the snap of a finger! They controlled the last two national elections and obviously, even though they aren’t up for re-election,control the outcome of the 2008 elections. Hell, they’re so freakin’ powerful they’ll control the national elections for the next 20yrs. After all, they are …Masters of the Universe!

Sorry, about the long and silly rant, but I just can’t take the stupidity anymore.

vcferlita on October 31, 2006 at 8:55 AM

How can women watch this garbage? I never understood why women watched Oprah either.

Rightwingsparkle on October 31, 2006 at 8:57 AM

Given that about 50% of these posts refer to Rosie’s weight, I at least find it comforting that there are still somethings that we can all find common ground on. Whether it’s Rosie or Rush, at least we can all agree that we hate fat people.

greggish on October 31, 2006 at 8:58 AM

Do you notice Rosie speaks to the beat of Circus Music?

It must be droning in her head.

Black Adam on October 31, 2006 at 9:09 AM

Wasn’t there a time when Rosy was supposed to be funny? Wasn’t their a time when she was supposed to be nice? Now she is just a poster child for BDS, full of anger and hate.

BohicaTwentyTwo on October 31, 2006 at 9:17 AM

sometimes using the multiple tab feature on Firefox really brings something into perspective…

Have you rcv’d that email yet with the link to the ’stomping on the burning bag of doo-doo’ website? I did from a friend, and started it loading in one window while I listened to Rosie. Well, the other website loaded and started this god-awful screeching sound, right when Rosie started talking; I wasn’t sure which was which!

Oh well, guess you had to be there.

dalewalt on October 31, 2006 at 9:26 AM

Is Rosie trying to take over that show? If so, I can’t wait for her to tell Barbara that she’s wrong.

americanpundit on October 31, 2006 at 9:29 AM

As soon as porcine Rosie opens her mouth, all I see is an ignorant, sweaty, hash house waitress, cigarette dangling, bulging out of her stained and smelly uniform, who delivers her foul-mouthed ignorance as she slaps the plates of inedible food down.

Sam on October 31, 2006 at 9:33 AM

Is that a BLOB costume?

Honestly, I think Michelle is much more entertaining….and, I don’t feel the irrational urge to hose myself down after watching her.

Did I just compare Rosie to Michelle? ACKKK!!!!!!!!!!

Left_Behind on October 31, 2006 at 9:38 AM

The first two questions I have for my next date.

1) Do you watch the View?

2) Do you watch Oprah?

Hmm, yes? Okay buh-bye.

Theworldisnotenough on October 31, 2006 at 9:40 AM

I think we’ve had a glimpse into the mind of Rosie. The panel is discussing politics, black female republicans and Condi Rice. So what image surfaces in the analytical process going on inside Rosie’s fat skull? Skooby-Doo.

Nuf said.

fogw on October 31, 2006 at 9:41 AM

…two questions, as I’ve *NEVER* seen “The View”:

1) Who is that New-Yawk-y brunette woman with the “I’m so verkempt” voice?

2) On what planet, how far from any light-emitting celestial body, is Rosie O’Donnell funny…or even the least bit entertaining?

I’ve seen Rosie in a movie. She “does” Rosie O’Donnell. She’s supposed to be so talented…even O’Reilly maintained that line when he was flogging his book on that obviously execrable show she’s on. She plays *HERSELF*! How is that a talent? I can play myself. It may not be any more entertaining as Ms. O’Donnell is, but I’m as good or better at it than she is.

Do people actually agree with her? No wonder Gore and Kerry got so close, and Ted Kennedy has a gig. Barnum was right…but, with the expotential growth in population, battalions must be born every minute.

…which explains that whole “American Idol” thing….

Puritan1648 on October 31, 2006 at 9:45 AM

If you shaved her head, and added 10 pounds of funny, she’d be Curly Howard.

Pablo on October 31, 2006 at 7:48 AM

Now that is uncanny!! Thanks for the laugh…

lan astaslem on October 31, 2006 at 9:51 AM

I have always considered Rosie as Helen Thomas and Janet Reno’s love child.

…perhaps, if she got the other half of her DNA from a Buick….

…*eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*…Helen Thomas nekkid…there’s an argument for immaculate conception….

Puritan1648 on October 31, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Rosie has destroyed the respect that show once held with many people. Hot Air’s continuing effort to quote her, only slows her demise. Once the stand-up comedy novelty of her act wears out (and it is), please don’t keep her alive simply as an easy target for Hot Air.

More VENT, less View.

doufree on October 31, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Hey Rosie…oink…oink…!!

areseaoh on October 31, 2006 at 10:05 AM

If you shaved her head, and added 10 pounds of funny, she’d be Curly Howard.

Pablo on October 31, 2006 at 7:48 AM

Pablo, my favorite Curly line - appropo to Rosie …..

“I tried to think but nothing happened”

fogw on October 31, 2006 at 10:22 AM

Is there any way to put up a warning when a pic of Rosie is on the front page? I just ate breakfast for crying out loud. And it’s not her looks specifically, it’s her whole vibe. It induces vomit, it really does.

Metro on October 31, 2006 at 10:53 AM

I think that scary man with the ring is actually the ghost!

Projection? Or breakthrough?
Is there a shrink in the house?

Stephen M on October 31, 2006 at 10:54 AM

Why do Democrats get to call Republicans evil? If we walked around calling democrats evil do you think that would turn off people to the republican party or turn people off to the democrats?

dougless on October 31, 2006 at 11:00 AM

She’s so overwhelmingly stupid that I think I’ll just read the transcripts provided here this time and from now on.

Benaiah on October 31, 2006 at 11:04 AM

Hey Rosie, why don’t you invite Dr. Rice on the View so that you can have a one on one debate with her?

Oh, the humanity!

mikeyboss on October 31, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Tony737,

What an absolutely fantastic idea. I would love to see the spanking (urp, almost threw up) thrashing Condi would give her.

urbancenturion on October 31, 2006 at 11:28 AM

If she were any more canine, we would put her to sleep. Saving multitudes of excessive misery.

shooter on October 31, 2006 at 11:47 AM

I suppose Rosie is fine with this. Manchester imam says it is OK to kill gays.

Valiant on October 31, 2006 at 11:52 AM

If Rosie and Bill Maher were to hook up, they would both collapse into a singularity due to the enourmous mass of thier combined idiocy.

bspoogeferd on October 31, 2006 at 12:02 PM

Is this where we play the Race Card? I’m confused.

Seixon on October 31, 2006 at 12:33 PM

How can women watch this garbage? I never understood why women watched Oprah either.

Rightwingsparkle on October 31, 2006 at 8:57 AM

There are women, and there are women…

Why does Barbara Walters wish to be remembered by these ‘episodes’?

Entelechy on October 31, 2006 at 12:34 PM

Rosie must be a racist because she can’t believe that a black woman with authority can think on her own without having a white man pulling the strings. Independent black women must make her nervous. It’s about time someone confronted this racist idiot and took her off the air.

Mig on October 31, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Why does the network seem to highlight her stupidity over that of say…Joy’s and Babwa’s?

bloggless on October 31, 2006 at 12:37 PM

If Rosie and Bill Maher were to hook up, they would both collapse into a singularity due to the enourmous mass of thier combined idiocy.

Let’s see if AP can photoshop the Nip/Tuck scene and place Bill Maher’s face instead?

“Happy Halloween” (insert evil laugh track from Scooby-Doo here.)

kiakjones on October 31, 2006 at 12:37 PM

Racism and sexism covered all in one stupid statement. Well done, whatever network airs this bilge.

bloggless on October 31, 2006 at 12:38 PM

As soon as porcine Rosie opens her mouth, all I see is an ignorant, sweaty, hash house waitress, cigarette dangling, bulging out of her stained and smelly uniform, who delivers her foul-mouthed ignorance as she slaps the plates of inedible food down.

I’m surprised they haven’t asked Roseanne Barr to join the View.

kiakjones on October 31, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Give Rosie another crate of Scooby Snacks.

Fargus on October 31, 2006 at 12:46 PM

Long before Rosie ever made her politics known to the world, there was something about her that I did not like. I couldn’t put my finger on it. She did stand-up on VH1 and then her biggest debut in the public eye was her role in “A League Of Their Own”. But afterwards, she exploded onto magazine covers everywhere and I never could understand why. During the mid 1990’s she was seen in an interview on ET while sitting at a table with a very young Natalie Portman and all I could think of was, “Why is Rosie doing all the talking? I would much rather hear what Natalie has to say.” But no, Rosie continued yapping and grinning and making faces in the camera. I never understood the appeal and since those days, she’s made her political opinions known loudly and boldly. She’s not the only person in Hollywood that I disagree with politically, but she does seem to stand out amoung those who repulse me, simply because she fills her arguments with ignorance instead rational thought.

Joshua P. Allem on October 31, 2006 at 12:48 PM

Hey Rosie, why don’t you invite Dr. Rice on the View so that you can have a one on one debate with her?

I am sorry, but there is JUST NO WAY that Rosie could participate in a debate with Condi. That would be like asking a slug to participate in a debate with Einstein. What might actually be more entertaining would be to have Rosie debate Larry the cable guy.

CyberCipher on October 31, 2006 at 12:54 PM

As much as I find Rosie’s manner and views to be nothing short of rude, bewildering and disgusting, I don’t see the value in making fun of her appearance. In my mind, that is working to prove the lack of content in our objection to her, as well as bringing the level of the quality of this site lower.

aelhues on October 31, 2006 at 12:55 PM

Why are we subjected to this ignorant and misinformed hack!

Barbara, wake up!

msipes on October 31, 2006 at 1:15 PM

You know when I was a kid and some of our neighbor’s cows got loose and we tried to ‘herd’ them from our driveway back to their pasture I realized that a cow has got to be the stupidest animal in existence. Just plain Dumb.

I think Rosie just proved me wrong.

Rosie has what? A GED? Dr. Rice has a PhD. A debate between them would be like debating with the cows back then to convince them that they really should go back to their pasture. The cows are just going to stand there, chewing their cud, looking at you and occasionally say ‘Moo!’. Oh and occasionally poop….

You just can’t have a debate with a cow — or Rosie….

CrazyFool on October 31, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Given that about 50% of these posts refer to Rosie’s weight, I at least find it comforting that there are still somethings that we can all find common ground on. Whether it’s Rosie or Rush, at least we can all agree that we hate fat people.

Who’s we? You got a mouse in your pocket? Never mind. No, Rosie’s weight is the least objectionable thing about her. No, I hate Rosie because she’s stupid and she’s on TV. I would say more people here hate her because she’s stupid than because she’s fat. Given that a large percentage of Americans are considered obese, I would say ‘hating fat people’ puts you in danger of self hatred. Then again, that would explain a lot about the current state of our country. Hmmm.

austinnelly on October 31, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Due to the dangerous nature of seeing Rosie’s face, I believe a strong content warning should be posted that says something like: Warning: if you click on this link you may be exposed to a a vision that is known to cause heart attacks, stop trains, turn stomachs, etc. Enter at your own risk!

Ancienthistory on October 31, 2006 at 2:03 PM

What might actually be more entertaining would be to have Rosie debate Larry the cable guy.

That would be sweet. Larry would smoke her. Can you say “barbeque”????

hillbillyjim on October 31, 2006 at 2:52 PM

So exactly when do we get to vote for Condi on some of these straw pols the GOP keeps emailing me? By the by, cows (with the exception of a few hardheaded ones) are fairly easy to herd, goats on the other hand…but, nuff said about Rosie!

serenity on October 31, 2006 at 3:27 PM

Poor Rosie…all meat - no brains.

lynnv on October 31, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Its nice to see that Shemp from the Three Stooges is still working.

DrEvil on October 31, 2006 at 4:30 PM

I don’t see the value in making fun of her appearance.

I don’t know about anyone else but I was talking about her apparent stupidity myself. She is stupid and, being on TV, rather dangerous in her stupidity.

Rosie doesn’t ‘debate’ she puts out [rather stupid] ‘one-liners’ and has to stoop to name-calling because she doesn’t have an argument to stand on (and wouldn’t know how to debate one if she had….).

CrazyFool on October 31, 2006 at 4:50 PM

As soon as porcine Rosie opens her mouth, all I see is an ignorant, sweaty, hash house waitress, cigarette dangling, bulging out of her stained and smelly uniform, who delivers her foul-mouthed ignorance as she slaps the plates of inedible food down.

Sam on October 31, 2006 at 9:33 AM

And does this say more about Rosie or more about you…..

She’s a vulgar and arrogant woman who is determined to talk herself off of this latest gig. She also is catnip to a lot of folks on the RW, which befuddles me: I cannot tolerate Rush Limbaugh, so I don’t listen to him. Problem:solution. Ta-dah.

honora on October 31, 2006 at 4:52 PM

On this thread just long enough to say “Please ignore this person and whatever senseless nonsense she bleets.” She doesn’t deserve space on this blog no matter how assinine the quote.

conservativecaveman on October 31, 2006 at 6:13 PM

Oh go have another donut.

shaken on October 31, 2006 at 7:57 PM

And the band played- Believe It If You Like with Condi on Concert Piano of course!

sonnyspats1 on October 31, 2006 at 9:54 PM

But afterwards, she exploded onto magazine covers everywhere and I never could understand why Thats why its called show BUSINESS. Don’t think for a minuute Rosie got to where she is because she is popular. She ia a product same as Jimmy Dean Sausage. ie: We were invited to Columbia records employee annual party at Boca Resort. The main Hall had a stage where they had a show of the bands (product) for that year. One being living color who sang Cult of Personality a Mick Jagger endorsed project. Sure enough that year who were the major players at Columbia Living Color. Not that that they were that good but because the got the airtime (rotation) Plus thier stuff had the neccessary formulas the hook. IN Rosies case her Mick Jagger is probly the Irish mob or Kennedy Hence Rosie O Donnel= Jimmy Dean Sausage

sonnyspats1 on October 31, 2006 at 10:28 PM

Rosie has her audience, and hence, draw-factor. Unfortunately (for her), it isn’t main stream. She appeals to left-leaning idiots who will not hear reasonable dialogue. If it doesn’t endorse gay marriage, abortion-on-demand, and never going to war with any country for any reason, she and her ilk will continue to shout it down with all the might their decreasing status can muster.

thedecider on November 1, 2006 at 12:28 AM

Don’t think for a minuute Rosie got to where she is because she is popular. She is a product same as Jimmy Dean Sausage.

And when it comes to Rosie, that says it all.

Emmett J. on November 1, 2006 at 9:54 PM


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